Posted on 10/12/2006 4:39:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Last night South Park brilliantly satirized the loony 9/11 conspiracy theory crazies out there. And since most of DUmmieland consists of such conspiracy theorists, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were also talking about THEM. This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR. Of course, the DUmmies were quite upset over being mocked by South Park especially since many of them were misled into believing that the show would buy into their paranoid view about President Bush before the tables were turned on them as you can see in the clip at Hot Air. You can see their outrage at this THREAD titled, "The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight." So let us now watch the DUmmie 9/11 conpiracy theorists react to being mocked in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suspects South Park of being part of a vast government conspiracy to discredit the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, is in the [brackets]:
The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.
[Oh boy! Matt and Trey will FINALLY validate all our mad MIHOP theories!]
This. Is. HILARIOUS!
[Posted a DUmmie at 10:08 P.M., not realizing what is in store for him later. Hee! Hee!]
Basically, making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for. Give em hell Southpark! This really may be the best show on television.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Blaming the Jews (Kyle)
[In DUmmieland they blame the neocons (Jews).]
Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal
[Wrong. Cartman is a nutcase and Kyle is rational.]
I'll tell you the end right now They will realize that everyone is at fault and no one is really to blame, and they will find a way to make conservatives look like well-meaning and patriotic but bumbling yokels, and will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists. The writers of South Park are slime, and they are hacks
[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]
yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.
[Especially if you are among the 25% of the idiots who buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories.]
they hate conservatives, but they hate liberals more I am tired of this "they are equal opportunity bashers" bullshit. But believe what you want. Maybe you are proud that Trey Parker thinks anyone who questions Bush is a retard.
[Cry me up a river of Scott Tenorman tears.]
and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism
[WAAAAAAH!!!]
South Park's creators think Global Warming is liberal overreaction too... I would expect nothing less from their treatment of 9/11.
[GLOBAL WARMING!!! Quick! Put on heavy overcoats so you won't freeze when global warming hits!]
They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job
[What did South Park do? Run a video clip of Al Gore?]
I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"
[You're in for a BIG surprise when you find out that isn't the last part. Hee! Hee!]
Questioning Bush and 9/11 = Death. HAHAHAHA *wipes eyes* boy is America going down the shit hole :|
[Posts a DUmmie who hasn't watched the SP episode.]
Considering you obviously didn't see the episode, and have no friggin idea what I'm talking about or laughing at........shut up.
[Stop laughing, DAMMIT! They are making fun of US!]
You watch your tone with me India3. You're right I haven't seen the episode but that doesn't warrant you telling me to "shut up".
[Since you haven't seen the episode then you can't know that South Park is brilliantly mocking YOU.]
HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!
[THAT PROVES OUR LOONY 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE RIGHT!!!]
Hey, they're totally reaming Bush now! It's awesome! Watch it! Anyone who sees this episode should know once and for all should know that South Park isn't conservative.
[Posted DUmmie Rocknrule at 10:21 P.M., not yet realizing it is the DUmmies who are about to be reamed. Hee! Hee!]
I keep waiting for the twist. Gotta be one.
[Don't worry. You will be twisted out of shape.]
I knew there would be a part coming where they end up giving Bush a free pass and slam all liberals as insane conspiracy nuts
[The bitter truth finally slams the DUmmies square in the face. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
What are they saying about Bush?
That he did 9/11
[Replied DUmmie Rocknrule, still slightly behind the curve.]
here's how it went down. after it looked as though Bush was admitting to doing 9/11, we finally find out that the 9/11 conspiracies are the real government conspiracy. Moral of the story: Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts. The government perpetuates 9/11 conspiracy because they want people to think they are capable of pulling such a conspiracy off. They ended by saying, essentially, that 9/11 conspiracies are for sheep, anyone who doubts the official story is a retard, and the alert and aware Americans are the ones who know that Bush is telling the truth about 9/11.
[A DUmmie finally wakes up to the sad truth about the episode.]
That Bush wants us to believe he did 9/11 because that way... he seems powerful... And they think anyone who believes that Arabs-In-A-Cave didn't do 9/11 is retarded.
[And DUmmieland is afflicted with mass retardation.]
Well, talk about statements you wish you could take back did you stop watching right when you posted this? Did you not see the end? Or are you a retard, as the creators of South Park say you are
[He is! He is!]
Ok, someone help me...... did they just make the administration look like f*cking idiots or f*cking genius's?
[Obviously you don't fall into the genius category.]
The government actually is behind the conspiracy movement so people believe that they are in control of everything, instead of people believing they are completely incompetent and unprepared, which they really are. Bush and the gov are keeping the conspiracy movement alive, even though 9-11 was causeed by *GASP* a bunch of pissed off muslims.
[Posting the latter as fact in DUmmieland is enough to get you tombstoned.]
They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story are retarded.
[How does that make you feel?]
I guess it makes them part of the 75% who aren't retarded. The whole point of this episode was "don't question the government"
[As they try to spin control themselves out of complete humiliation.]
Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.
[Screeches out a DUmmie angry at being humiliated by South Park.]
and they can't write decent satire to save their lives
[Everyone other than humiliated 9/11 conspiracy theorists laughed like hell.]
Premature exhilaration.
The Rain Forest episode was what I thought to recommend as well.
SP ping.
He did look like the Pittster. When Stan and Kyle were chasing him down the alley I half expected him to turn around and begin flailing at them with a can of Franco-American spaghetti-os.
That's Pitt's weapon of choice.
What is "MIHOP"?
Thanks for the great thread.
I watched the MM clip - pretty funny if they would only leave out the childish potty humor.
That HotAir link is going up on my links list and on my blog.
His presence offends me to the point where I didn't realize that.
"Doesnt the 911Truth.org guy look like William River Pitt?"
Pitt does work for Truthout.org. 911truth and truthout. Maybe it is supposed to be Pitt. ;)
What was their angle in the sex ed episode?
"You bastards!"
Direct hit!
T'anks! :)
The kids are taught sex ed after they are seen examining a dog's genitalia... however, the girls and boys are taught separately, and by the most incompetent teachers imaginable. The boys essentially learn nothing, and the girls learn that if a boy isn't wearing a condom, they could get sick... ignoring the actually having sex part. When the boys go to buy condoms so the girls will talk to them again, the parents find out, and extend sex ed even to earlier grades.
You know, there's a professor at UW Madison who has gained national attention for teaching a course on the "real" way 9/11 happened. Now, the 9/11 conspiracy garbage is really silly, but it's come to my attention that he also tells his students how FDR knew about Pearl Harbor and LIHOP so he could get us into WWII. That whole jazz makes the 9/11 conspiracies look like a Walter Lord book.
Here's a whole theory that is based on the idea that if the Japanese had attacked our fleet in our sovereign territory but failed to sink it, the Congress wouldn't have declared war, and would have said "You crazy kids! What mischief will you be up to next?" Only a massive defeat would be enough to get us into the war, a declaration of war on us by the enemy following an attack (intended to be a surprise, no less) wouldn't have been enough. Yeah, sure.
Every conspiracy theory has a single, common sense answer that never occurs to these people...like the "We didn't land on the moon" theory. How many people in the Soviet Union could have proved that Apollo 11's transmissions weren't coming from the moon? Hundreds at least, thousands perhaps, any of whom could have handed their country the biggest propaganda coup in the history of the planetand become a Hero of the Soviet Union in about ten seconds. Most conspiracy theories fall apart when one simply considers how many people would be able to talk, but ALL of them have an Achilles Heel, and usually one any eight year old could grasp.
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