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DUmmie FUnnies 08-31-08 (DUmmie Mike Malloy Angst Now Directed Towards Al Franken)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/31/2006 5:19:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Although the DUmmie anger over the FIRING of Mike Malloy was directed towards Air America Radio yesterday, a lot of their criticism is now starting to find a new target---Al Franken. As we have SEEN, the DUmmies were already less than enthusiastic about Al Franken. However, with the firing of Malloy, the DUmmies are peeved that Air America is continuing to pay MILLIONS to Al Franken for a show that most of them consider boring. The spark that set off the anti-Franken DUmmie diatribes was this THREAD titled, "If it was Randi Rhodes or Al Franken instead of Mike Malloy..." So let us now watch the DUmmie outrage over Malloy being fired instead of Al Franken in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Al Franken for easing my way into afternoon naps, is in the [brackets]:

If it was Randi Rhodes or Al Franken instead of Mike Malloy...

[Hardly anybody would notice...]

I have the feeling we'd see the same level of outrage. Malloy was one of the original guard on AAR and has his legions of Truthseekers, and he will be sorely missed.

[There might be some outrage over Randi leaving but there would be celebrations if Al Franken's incredibly BORING show was taken off the air.]

Randi definitely. I don't think Al has the passionate fans that Mike and Randi have

[That's because Al's fans are sleeping through his banal monologues.]

But should Al leave AAR, I don't think his fans would be throwing themselves out of windows, if that's what you mean.

[Al's fans will just switch over to strong sleeping pills.]

AL is too bland and says little when you really think about it.

[I never stayed awake long enough to think about it.]

Nothing against Al. I know he is well liked and respected. I don't listen to his show, but I bought Liars and enjoyed it. But to alot of angry progressive's Mike was screaming what we all want to scream sometimes. I listened to him everyday during work, would download his show to my Ipod with AAR premium. I will miss him and Kathy very much. Every morning I download Mike, Randi and Sam, but Mike was the only one I looked forward to hearing what he had to say.

[Why don't you listen to Al? Afraid of causing a traffic accident when you fall asleep while driving your car?]

I don't listen to Al and if he left or got canned I wouldn't care - he is way to middle of the road for me.....a lot of which is most likely due to his potential run for Senate - but for whatever reason I'm not a fan....

[A DUmmie who realizes that Al Franken is using Air America STRICTLY for his planned Senate run.]

If it was Al Franken it'd be on NBC news and on CNN and Faux.

[And treated like a major tragedy even though few can actually stay awake to listen to his show.]

Randi's canning would draw outrage ... maybe more so than Malloy. Franken's would largely draw sighs of relief at DU. He's a milquetoast, mealy-mouthed middle-of-the-roader who's too willing to overlook Israeli war crimes.

[Great support there for Franken.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airamerica; alfranken; dummies; liberaltalkradio; mikemalloy
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To: N. Theknow

What were all those swine doing in Israel in the first place? They've always been trayf.


21 posted on 08/31/2006 6:51:44 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: FreedomPoster
He was a weenie when he was here in ATL on WSB.

Malloy started at the top and has been working his way down ever since.

22 posted on 08/31/2006 7:01:49 AM PDT by eddie willers
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To: TheRobb7; chesley

Thanks to you both - I stole it from Jim Quinn aka Quinn & Rose (www.warroom.com). Great morning show out of Pittsburgh available on XM radio nationwide.


23 posted on 08/31/2006 7:10:53 AM PDT by Ogie Oglethorpe (2nd Amendment - the reboot button on the U.S. Constitution)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 30! All will bow before me!


24 posted on 08/31/2006 7:17:20 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: PJ-Comix

A boring thread (the original, not your DUFU) about a boring little man.


25 posted on 08/31/2006 7:20:20 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: All
Sorry about this DUFU being a bit off but there were so many DUmmie threads on the Mike Malloy firing that I needed to continue on the topic without exactly repeating the previous DUFU. Thus I did one with the Al Franken angle. Unfortunately, Franken is so BORING that even discussions about him are ennui producing.

HOWEVER, I think I have a real doozy of a DUFU for this evening. Not sure yet but I might be DUFUing one of the BIG BOYS.

26 posted on 08/31/2006 7:25:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Malloy is one of the biggest loons ever to have a radio show. He used to be on WLS in Chicago as a token Leftist but apparently no one listened so they canned him about a decade ago. Complete nutcase.


27 posted on 08/31/2006 7:26:11 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Not sure yet but I might be DUFUing one of the BIG BOYS."

"BIG" being a relative term, unless it refers to avoirdupois...
28 posted on 08/31/2006 7:27:32 AM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: Ogie Oglethorpe

Hey I have a tip on some hot Beefsteak Mine stock for you.


29 posted on 08/31/2006 7:28:14 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: justshutupandtakeit

LOL...


30 posted on 08/31/2006 7:56:00 AM PDT by Ogie Oglethorpe (2nd Amendment - the reboot button on the U.S. Constitution)
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To: PJ-Comix

31?


31 posted on 08/31/2006 8:28:05 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (I LIKE you! When I am Ruler of Earth, yours will be a quick and painless death)
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Petronski; dead
DUmmie Mike Malloy Angst Now Directed Towards Al Franken

Frankenschade!

32 posted on 08/31/2006 8:31:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Tip of the hat to mikrofon for the idea. Petronski will work on the graphic.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't think Al has the passionate fans that Mike and Randi have

The crowd at the Al Franken Passionate Fans Convention:


33 posted on 08/31/2006 8:37:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Many disguised as empty seats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nothing against Al. I know he is well liked and respected.

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

34 posted on 08/31/2006 8:43:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Affirmations.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't think Al has the passionate fans. . . .
should Al leave AAR, I don't think his fans would be throwing themselves out of windows. . . .
AL is too bland and says little. . . .
I don't listen to his show. . . .
I don't listen to Al and if he left or got canned I wouldn't care . . . I'm not a fan. . . .
Franken's [canning] would largely draw sighs of relief at DU. He's a milquetoast, mealy-mouthed middle-of-the-roader. . . .

And this is his TARGET AUDIENCE speaking!

35 posted on 08/31/2006 8:50:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Affirmations.)
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To: FreedomPoster

Malloy was on WSB in Atlanta? When was that? I've only lived in Atlanta since 1992, and I've only been listening to WSB for the past few years.


36 posted on 08/31/2006 9:22:23 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Darkwolf377
Air America is all about making more money for me, AL FRANKEN. Obscure SNL reference...

"...because I'm good enough, and I'm smart enough...and doggone it, people LIKE me! Ummm...they DO like me...don't they?"

37 posted on 08/31/2006 9:26:32 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: akorahil
How about this chestnut, "original guard on AAR and has his legions of Truthseekers".
How many would a legion be to DUmmies? 6-7 a bakers dozen?
38 posted on 08/31/2006 9:33:28 AM PDT by Holicheese (MMMMM fried clams.)
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To: Darkwolf377; Purrcival; PJ-Comix

You know, believe it or not, there were times when I OCCASIONALLY found Al Franken--and Janeane Garofolo, for that matter--to be FUNNY. Of course, that was at least five to ten years ago, and when they weren't talking about politics.


39 posted on 08/31/2006 9:36:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Same with Garrison Keillor.)
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To: Purrcival

I'm thinking 6-8 years ago, maybe.

Looks like around a little over 10 years ago, from this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Malloy#WSB_.28Atlanta.29


40 posted on 08/31/2006 10:08:23 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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