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DUmmie FUnnies 08-30-06 ("Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 30, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/30/2006 10:54:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As Rush Limbaugh often says, good economic news when Republicans are in office depresses the liberals. As proof of this, I present this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?" Yes, the DUmmies are WORRIED about good economic times. Not only that, you will see them also worrying about the low unemployment rate and the strong economy in general. Such good news for America is BAD NEWS for the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies admit they hate seeing gas prices decline in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who now knows that every cent of price decline on the gas signs means increasing angst among the DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?

[I've already pulled out my worry beads due to the fact that prices here have dropped about a dozen cents per gallon during the past month. If it drops another dime, I might have to go into therapy.]

While I'm glad that oil prices are falling below $70 and with predictions that they could fall further in October and November, I'm concerned that this could help Bush.

[This DUmmie wants EVERYONE to suffer with high gas prices just so Bush won't be helped.]

People know high gas prices are here to stay and most of them even have an inkling why. Remember, 60% of us aren't nearly as dumb as we look.

[But you are as DUmb as you sound, DUmmmmmie.]

Adjusted for inflation, our current oil price high still isn't even enough to top the 1980 high. I think that voters, unfortunately, will settle for gas around $2.20.

[How "unfortunate" that lower gas will help Bush and the Republicans.]

If the Republicans win the next election-watch the gas prices go up. The sheeple never learn and the cons know it.

[Karl Rove already arranged for a big gas price jump for the day after the elections.]

They are falling for a reason. Oil companies are paying Bush back for all of the huge profits in the last two years. Notice, the election is not too far away. You connect the dots.

[I've connected the dots and they lead to your padded cell.]

Have you ever read 1984? And how Oceana cut chocolate rations, and then raised them again, but not as high as they were before the cut? Oil prices are like the chocolate rations. People, from an emotional perspective, will be willing to embrace Bush again if oil prices fall to their 2004-early 2005 levels, even if back then they were complaining about those prices to begin with. Why is this? Because people's expectations are so diminished and they don't believe that they will see $1.70 again, so $2.20 will be good enough for them as a result.

[DUmmies are stupid. DUmmies have always been stupid. And DUmmies will always be stupid.]

Whoever didn't know this was coming must be the least perceptive person on the face of the earth? So that leads to my next question...Were the Dem's ready for this?

[Too bad the Democrat's are stuck with their Pavlovian Reflex to answer everything. Falling gas prices? Bush's fault!]

Most Dems on this board have the insight to realize this But the general, apolitical public doesn't.

[Too bad the general public isn't as "enlightened" as the DUmmies. They foolishly believe falling gas prices to be a good thing.]

Dude, that's a given...non political people don't know shit!!!

[The DUmmie attitude in a nutshell. They can use it as an all-purpose excuse for why they keep losing elections...in addition to the Diebold excuse.]

There might be "enough time" by November. Gas prices are already falling to the $2.60's in some areas, even though they were up at above $3.00 just a month ago! We still that more than two months before Election Day, and assuming that prices continue falling, that will be enough of a time period for voters to gauge the change.

[Drop to your knees and pray that the general public becomes as idiotic as the DUmmies between now and the elections.

How often can he stick a cattle prod up our asses, shock us, and then turn down the power...

[You just put a big smile on benburch's face.]

Our prices in Newark, DE fell $.20 overnight. Made hubby go "Wow" this morning when we drove past. I just said "Watch'em after the elections. It's only temporary." I bet him a quarter.

[A WHOLE QUARTER!!! Wow! You sure put your money where your mouth is.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2006election; antiamericanism; bushhaters; dncbrownshirts; dummies; election2006; envirowackos; getbush; greenieweenies; howtostealanelection; mediabias; oil; prodictator; propaganda; proterrorist; traitors; usefulidiots; uselessidiots
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I was offline this morning only because my internet cable was down, not due to losing electricity because of Ernesto. BTW, Ernesto sort of turned into a wimp. That's the good news. Now for the bad news. You folks in the Mid-Atlantic states will probably have your Labor Day weekend messed up by Ernesto. It's not strong but Ernesto is messy.

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1 posted on 08/30/2006 10:54:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 08/30/2006 10:55:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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;owfjkhn


3 posted on 08/30/2006 10:56:26 AM PDT by Jaysun (I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.)
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1st!


4 posted on 08/30/2006 10:56:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Top ten!


5 posted on 08/30/2006 10:58:07 AM PDT by mplsconservative
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... I'm concerned that this could help Bush.

If this keeps up, Bush might get re-elected!!! Morons.

6 posted on 08/30/2006 10:58:34 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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top 10!

Woo Hoo!


7 posted on 08/30/2006 10:58:49 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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As Rush Limbaugh often says, good economic news when Republicans are in office depresses the liberals.

Any good news for America is bad for the democrats specially during the time of a Republican President.

8 posted on 08/30/2006 10:59:14 AM PDT by jveritas (Support The Commander in Chief in Times of War)
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9 posted on 08/30/2006 10:59:47 AM PDT by Blackirish
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The Rats put party before country every time.

Good news for America is bad news for the Democrats when they are out of power.

This is why they drag their heels in the war on terror.


10 posted on 08/30/2006 11:00:36 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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People know high gas prices are here to stay and most of them even have an inkling why

Or at least those do who took Econ 101 at a non-Marxist institution of higher learning and are familiar with the concept of Supply and Demand. For the others, a conspiracy between Karl Rove and Big Oil is explanation enough.

11 posted on 08/30/2006 11:00:40 AM PDT by Argus
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Rush says it over and over... what is good for America is bad for the DUmocrats..

mnehrling- Abaraxas Blogging

12 posted on 08/30/2006 11:01:40 AM PDT by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/)
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Good news is like sunshine to a vampire with these DUmmies.

Like they say; "Sucks to be you, DUmmies!"


13 posted on 08/30/2006 11:03:24 AM PDT by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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They can't win in the arena of ideas but they don't take NO for an answer.


14 posted on 08/30/2006 11:04:19 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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Once again Liberals prove what's good for America is bad for Democrats.


15 posted on 08/30/2006 11:04:24 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Top 20 -- If the democrats want to pay more, let them.


16 posted on 08/30/2006 11:04:26 AM PDT by PetroniDE (We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
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And the winner is:

How often can he stick a cattle prod up our asses, shock us, and then turn down the power...

Too funny.

17 posted on 08/30/2006 11:05:45 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Ooooh ooooh top 20!


18 posted on 08/30/2006 11:08:04 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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[You just put a big smile on benburch's face.]

I'm afraid to ask but why would benburch smile at rectal/cattleprod interface?


19 posted on 08/30/2006 11:08:15 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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60% of us aren't nearly as dumb as we look.

Priceless!

20 posted on 08/30/2006 11:10:05 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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