Posted on 08/27/2006 10:08:42 PM PDT by grandpa jones
So, a little old lady goes to the doctor's office and complains of excessive gas, but says, "they're silent, and they don't smell bad." Doctor gives her some pills and tells her to come back in three days. On the return visit the little old lady says, "Doc, I don't know what those pills were, but the gas problem is still there. It's still silent, but now it really smells bad." Doc say,"OK, now we've got your sense of smell fixed, let's get to work on your hearing problem."
And that brings me to this USNWR story in the Whispers section about President Bush's "earthy" sense of humor...
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.
Heh™. He's known to "cut a few for laughs". Laura puts up with it (just like my wife does). Hey USNWR, Pull my finger!...
And you can get your very own GWB "pull my finger" doll by clicking here.
(Excerpt) Read more at nukegingrich.blogspot.com ...
If they pulled it, I wouldn't care.
This article stinks.
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