Posted on 08/15/2006 7:01:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
When I openly mocked the DUmmie passion for the V For Vendetta fantasy in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, little did I realize how SERIOUSLY those D For DUmmies take that movie. Today, I found two MORE DUmmie threads about V For Vendetta. Obviously the DUmmies are not shy about making complete fools of themselves in grand style as you can see in this THREAD hilariously titled, "Why NOT march on the WH wearing V for Vendetta masks?" In addition, the Inner DUmmie Film Critic made its appearance in this THREAD titled, "Anybody watch 'V' for vendetta...." So let us now take a trip to Fantasyland and watch the DUmmies once again divorce themselves from reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, prescribing the DUmmies some V For Vicodin, is in the [brackets]:
Why NOT march on the WH wearing V for Vendetta masks?
[Why not deliver that laugh line from the stage of the Laugh Factory? (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]
Saw it again this weekend. What say you all to a march in D.C.? Let's just make sure we pick a weekend when the smirkboy is home.
[And don't forget to quack "DUAC! DUAC!" while wearing those dopey Guy Fawkes costumes.]
I don't believe in taunting the paranoid. Off them, instead.
[You'll make us DIE laughing.]
don't they have laws now about wearing masks in public? i know you can't use a cell phone in a bank now . . . .
[Yeah, that's the ticket. Walk into a bank wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. I'll be sure to watch the comedy show that night when the TV news broadcasts your arrest caught on the bank video camera.]
Because most people in this country don't know who Guy Fawkes is. It would be just a bunch of people wearing strange looking masks.
[A bunch of DUmmies wearing dopey masks.]
I expect to see the whole costume for Halloween.
[Now I know how to dress up as a clueless DUmmie for Halloween.]
Too far for me to join you but a brilliant idea nevertheless. Would sure punch a real message home to the WH and given sufficient news coverage might also get through to some of your complacent population.
[Do it! Do it! DO IT!!! The world needs to see what a bunch of loser shmoes the DUmmies are.]
I'd prefer pajamas, slippers, bathrobes and coffee mugs. It is the Blogbarian Pajama Brigade that needs to storm the gates, not creepy folks in masks.
[And don't forget to wear your underpants over your head.]
I know but my organizational skills are limited. However a thousand blogbarians marching in formation down pennsylvania ave would be quite the theater event. Perhaps even the MSM could not keep that off the air. It is the mellow non threatening revision of the black bloc - tuned up to changing times, drawing people into the comfort of pjs and bathrobes and the morning cup. Not your threatening anarchist youths, but YOU - yes you there in your pjs, wondering why the world has gone so wrong - we are you and we are going to turn the asshats out!
[Please! Please! PLEASE march down Pennsylvania in your pjs! Then you can finish off your day with impassioned speeches from the stage of the Laugh Factory. (Remember that plug, Jamie Masada.)]
How about march on the WH with Constitution placards?
[How about march on the WH with placards that say, "I'm wif stoopid!"]
Imagine if we had a million person march on the White House with many wearing shirts and carrying signs with the "V" emblem on them because it would carry a double meaning. The idea of a march is great.
[Imagine you are on the planet Altari surrounded by Munchkins.]
Free, all expense paid, one-way trip to Gitmo for forever and a day.
[Free, all expense paid, one-way trip to FUnnie Farm for forever and a day.]
DU is More About Bitching, Less About Doing.. I have a few times posted Action Items and been told (Sometimes due to total lack of posts) that DU is more an arm-chair anger, not the do something anger...
[DUAC! DUAC!]
Unlike the Norsefire soldiers in that movie... I think Bush's security detail would have no problem firing at us at all.
[Were Tooth Fairies also in that movie? And now to JOIN the DUmmie film critics...]
Anybody watch "V" for vendetta....
[I will...when it appears on the Comedy Channel.]
What did you think about it? Post United States.
["Post" United States? Once again, DUmmie hope springs eternal.]
When I first saw it in theaters I wondered how long before it becomes banned and Larry and Andy wind up in Gitmo.
[Where they would be tortured with air conditioning and force fed orange glazed chicken and rice pilaf.]
I've watched it three times and like it more each time. Lots of lessons for today.
[Great way to learn comedy. It should be helpful for your Laugh Factory act. (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]
The Wachowski bros. have a better grasp of what's going on than many of us do methinks.
[Especially Larry Wachowski. I love this quote about him in the ROLLING STONE: "Ilsa took him to a party about a year ago dressed as a woman, and he was stunning from the neck down."]
I wish we had such a freedom fighter amongst us today. I know this for sure: We will all have to face a great deal more of "black bagging", torture, loss of loved ones, and fear, before the blind among us are awakened to the horrors they have allowed.
[Maybe you should borrow Larry Wachowski's "stunning" dress to go with your dopey Guy Fawkes mask.]
Saw it at the theaters and bloody cheered!! Its a road the we are on and the movie will become a reality of we dont stop them before its too late. I also bought it the day it came out on DVD, Amazon had the 2 disc set for under 20 bucks.
[Big deal. I happen to own a set of "V For Vendetta" plastic soda cups.]
we're just one more repuke wack job and an engineered "terrorist" event involving a virus or other biohazard (avian flu? anthrax?) away from a "post-USA" reality.
[And you're just one lapsed brain cell synapse away from "post-reality" institutionalization.]
My son told me yesterday that he rented it and loved it. Even though he's seen it, he says he's going to buy the DVD, because he wants to support the ones who made it. He believes in supporting those who speak the truth.
[Great! Now Larry Wachowski can afford to buy a new "stunning" dress.]
Another one of the reasons the Democrats won't do nearly as well as they hope to do, in the elections in November.
When you got all this manpower watching fantasy movies, and then trying to adjust reality to their fantasies, well, all this manpower isn't doing political campaigns a whole lot of good.
Rather than parading around like a bunch of 8-year-old kids on Halloween night, perhaps the DUmmies should consider doing some real physical work on behalf of their candidates?
Nah, they won't consider it; that takes work.
Top o' the mornin to ya PJC. The day doesn't start for me until I read my funnies. Thanks.
Off them, instead.Did this person just say something the Secret Service would disapprove of?
-Eric
It'll be great seeing the CNN libs having special stories explaining how the protesting idiots are REALLY not a bunch of Catholics who want to blow up the Capitol building, they're PEACE activists.
Would sure enough make them laugh till their tummies hurt! Would be good comic relief!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Cool mug. I'll have to get one for myself.
By the way, did you get the memo about the TPS report? It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
Great question - I think you can easily spot a Lib by determining the number of showtunes in their CD case or Ipod.
The Dummies are of course all talk, all the time, and they LOVE talking about "street theater". I vividly recall how some folks here were suggesting people dump French wine; the Dummies posted on and on about using "street theater" as a counter-protest.
And then, of course, they did what they always do--nothing. Haven't they learned ANYTHING from that Kos event where the photos of them wearing tinfoil hats made them all laughing stocks (again)?
If you think these idiot ripoff artists have a grasp of anything instead of other people's intellectual property and some FABULOUS handbags and women's underwear, you CAN'T think.
Except they only show up at rehearsal, rarely for opening night.
What is it with DUmmies and their love of theater??
They're a bunch of fags.
Some folks here might think I was kidding about the Wachowski cross-dressing bit. I wasn't. The whole SORDID story is even more bizarre so I recommend folks check out that Rolling Stone article I linked to in this DUFU.
I have an idea for you DUmmie. After you all make asses of yourselves (again) and the dems lose (again) you can start a new moonbat political party called the "Vendettics."
P is for Prozac, get these guys some.
Buck Angel cooled his heels at the bar, while his wife and Larry Wachowski took a turn on the dance floor. "When they came over to me, Larry would not look me in the eye," Buck recalls. "In the shoes, he's, like, six foot three, a big, tall drag queen. I tried to talk to Larry, but he wouldn't talk to me. His wig was over his eyes, and I told him, 'Man, you should pull your wig up, because you look like a dude in a dress.'"
In denial at first, Buck Angel demanded some answers. Ilsa arranged for Larry and her to meet Buck at a transsexual club on Santa Monica Boulevard one Friday night in early 2001 to talk things over. At midnight, in walked two tall blondes wearing almost identical wigs, fur jackets and high-heeled shoes. It was Larry and Ilsa, but Larry was virtually unrecognizable.
And don't you just love Buck Angel's..*ahem*..nickname?
P is for Preparation-H
BTW, Buck started out in the world as a woman and was surgically altered to become a "man."
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