Posted on 08/12/2006 5:26:54 PM PDT by generalhammond
Hugo Chavez must be trying to whack his competition for leading lefty in the Western hemisphere. Today he suggested that Fidel Castro would benefit from taking a dose of a homegrown concoction to clean out "all the digestive paths".
During a broadcast on Friday to inaugurate new health clinics partly staffed by Cuban doctors, Chavez described the recipe for Fidel's home-grown stomach cure-all known as "tsunami."
"Fidel has a formula for stomach problems and gases and heartburn — the tsunami," Chavez said. "Fifty percent oatmeal, 25 percent whole rye flour, and the other 25 percent whole wheat flour. You mix all that and it's a marvel because it's pure fiber and it cleans the stomach, all the digestive paths."
In previous broadcasts, Chavez said the 'tsunami' had cured his stomach problems while visiting a summit of the Mercosur trade bloc in Argentina.
Chavez, an increasingly influential force in Latin America's resurgent left, maintains an open confrontation with the United States while helping Cuba skirt an embargo imposed by Washington more than four decades ago.
My suggestion would be that they both blow it out something else...
That sure ought to make a regular sort of fella out of you.
Did I really type that? LOL
Just have a hearty bowl of Colon Blow every morning!
Boy, you hope you ain't in the same room with him when the Tsunami hits..........
I actually agree with Chavez: Fidel should blow it out his A$$.
Worked for Phil Hartman...
Actually, it's his own brain I'd like to see blown out
That Hugo sure is one classy dictator.
Well the only people talking for Fidel are Alarcon and Chavez. The rest of the MSM are reporting what the cuban parastate puts out: that he is walking and talking.
Chavez is planning to celebrate the stiff Fidels' approaching birthday in Cuba...until than no colon cleansing is possible.
I am laughing so hard....This is one of the funniest threads!
You can't make this stuff up...!
An M-80 would get more immdiate results... time is important...
Ye gads … that mixture would make a high colonic seem like a walk in the park!
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