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DUmmie FUnnies 08-04-06 (DUmmies OUTRAGED About Greens On Pennsylvania Ballot)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 4, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/04/2006 6:38:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember how the Democrats were oh so happy over the candidacy of Ross Perot in 1992 and 1996? Well, that was because Perot siphoned votes away from Repbublicans. Now that the Green Party has qualified for the statewide ballot in Pennsylvania, the Democrats and the DUmmies are absolutely OUTRAGED, mainly because they know the Greens will take votes from them as Ralph Nader did in 2000. You can watch just how upset the DUmmies are over the Green candidates in Pennsylvania in this THREAD titled, "It's official (TPM) GOP aided Green Party in PA. . ." So let us now watch the DUmmie anger over Greens on the ballot in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting Democrat aid to qualifying Libertarians for the ballot, is in the [brackets]:

It's official (TPM) GOP aided Green Party in PA. . .

[It's official---DEM aided Libertarians in the other 49 states.]

OK, we've done it. We've nailed it down: Every single contributor to the Pennsylvania Green Party Senate candidate is actually a conservative -- except for the candidate himself.

[GASP! What a dirty Republican trick. Getting more choices on the ballot. And speaking of choice, I now note there is a pro-choice candidate on the PA ballot for U.S. Senator. Hee! Hee!]

The Luzerne County Green Party raised $66,000 in the month of June in order to fund a voter signature drive. The Philly Inquirer reported yesterday that $40,000 came from supporters of Rick Santorum's campaign (or their housemates). Also yesterday, we confirmed that another $15,000 came from GOP donors and conservatives. Only three contributions, totaling $11,000, remained as possible legit donations.

[Were these contributions illegal? No? Then END of story.]

Slimy. Still, it's politics.

[It's slimy to allow for more CHOICE on the ballot?]

I think this is pretty low even for politics.

[Not quite as low as ILLEGALLY keeping the polling places in St. Louis OPEN after closing time.]

This is why Richard Reardon did not become CA governor It is far from slimy, it is strategic campaigning. If the voters are going to fall for it, then they deserve what they get. In the 2002 California election Gray Davis knew that he could not beat Richard Reardon in a statewide election, but he also knew that he could defeat Bill Simon, Reardon's Republican primary competitor. Democrats sent money to Simon, staffed phone trees, even walked districts for Simon. Simon got the nomination and the republicans lost the statewide election.Republicans in California are so completely screwed up that they fell for the trick, hook, line, sinker.

[But when Republicans spend a few bucks to help the Greens qualify for the ballot in PA where the petitions necessary were purposely set high by the Democrats, that is somehow a slimy outrage?]

Why does Santorum and the Pubs think it's good for them to have the Green Party on the ticket? I don't understand????

[If you have to ask then I can't explain...DUhmmie.]

the green party siphons progressive votes away from the dem candidate.

[Or, in my vicious rightwing patois, they siphon leftwing liberal lunatics away from the Democrats.]

I honestly see this GOP scam as a last ditch effort!

[Getting more candidates on the ballot is somehow a scam? Was the Perot candidacy also a scam?]

Not surprising, but did the Greens know it was dirty money?

[Democrats seem to have no problem accepting George Soros dirty money.]

Some official of the Green Party was on NPR praising Santorum for supporting "ballot access."

[Shame on Santorum for supporting ballot access.]

There is absolutely no excuse for the Green Party allowing itself to be used as a front for Republican dirty tricks, and there is no way this campaign was not aware of who was supporting them. Hell, they had to report it themselves. The Greens involved should be held directly and publically accountable for accepting this funding, and for failing to disclose to their supporters who was actually funding them. And let's not forget the Republicans, who had to be the muscle behind this scam and who funded it with five figures of backdoor donations. Everyone involved in this should be scurrying back under a rock.

[And hide their heads in shame for supporting ballot access.]

If the Dems loose, it will be because of Diebold and/or their own weak positions.

[Already lining up your post-election excuses?]

I know people who vote for Greens and other "off-party" candidates. Some of them have admitted they will vote a third party just to be cool and "fringey." And I know they're not alone. There are plenty of third-party voters who are nothing but immature and uninformed, so there's nothing that differentiates them from more "mainstream" voters. An uninformed voter is dangerous, period, even if they're voting Green. So for many, it has nothing to do with being dissatisfied with the Democratic party. It has everything to do with trying to stand out.

[By definition, all DUmmies are uninformed.]

We don't need any help from the GOP to make us look out of touch.

[You do just fine in this regard all by yourselves.]

GIVE BACK THE FUNDS OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU, GREEN PARTY!

[GIVE BACK THE FUNDS, GREEN PARTY, OR WE WILL SOIL OUR DIAPERS!]

The Greens worked specifically to make Gore lose in Florida in 2000. With full cooperation from the GOP (via Rove). Mission accomplished. And people wonder why third parties are not embraced in the U.S.

[Except when the Democrats embraced Ross Perot when he was running for president.]

90,000+ Green votes in Florida. Less than one half of one percent would have saved our country a lot of pain. Florida was clearly in the jeopardy column for Gore and yet in the final weeks of the "race", Nader, out of state Greens, and of course GOP "Greens" spent a lot of time and money there. Statistically, that one half of one percent would have voted for Gore (not for Bush, nor not voted at all) if it wasn't for the effort of the above individuals and groups.

[Those thoughts still haunt Al Gore nightly. Of course, Gore would have still won if he only carried his HOME state.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; dummies; greenparty; pennysylvania; ricksantorum; thirdparty
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To: PJ-Comix
I honestly see this GOP scam as a last ditch effort!

Remind this DUmmie of this comment when the moonbats start advocating that 'rats in "open primary" states vote for McCain in the GOP primary.

21 posted on 08/04/2006 7:10:37 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Greens worked specifically to make Gore lose in Florida in 2000. With full cooperation from the GOP (via Rove).

All your Greens are belong to Karl Rove.

22 posted on 08/04/2006 7:11:43 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: gate2wire
The Greens worked specifically to make Gore lose in Florida in 2000. With full cooperation from the GOP (via Rove). Mission accomplished. And people wonder why third parties are not embraced in the U.S.

Wait, I thought that the universal mantra among the lefties was that Gore DID NOT lose Florida. This DUmmie must not have gotten the memo! LOL!

23 posted on 08/04/2006 7:13:02 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix
Republicans in California are so completely screwed up that they fell for the trick, hook, line, sinker.

I guess the DUmmies are worried that 'rat voters in PA are equally "screwed up".

24 posted on 08/04/2006 7:13:05 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
[It's slimy to allow for more CHOICE on the ballot?]

These are DUmmies, PJ. They think its a crime simply that a Republican is in the race. If they had their way, only the annointed "progessive" candidate would be allowed on the ballot, and anyone who votes for someone else should be sent to the re-education camps.

25 posted on 08/04/2006 7:14:40 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mission accomplished.

How dare they say "mission accomplished"??? As long as one Democrat manages to avoid the illegal, unilateral, and just plain mean Diebold campaign, this is a LIE, LIE, LIE! The DUmmie saying this should be impeached... er... I mean ashamed of itself.

26 posted on 08/04/2006 7:19:11 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

>The Greens worked specifically to make Gore lose in Florida in 2000. With full cooperation from the GOP (via Rove). Mission accomplished. And people wonder why third parties are not embraced in the U.S.

Knew they couldn't do a post without blaming Karl for everything.

PS, Rove sank the Titanic, you know!


27 posted on 08/04/2006 7:19:30 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix
there is no way this campaign was not aware of who was supporting them. Hell, they had to report it themselves. The Greens involved should be held directly and publically accountable for accepting this funding, and for failing to disclose to their supporters who was actually funding them.

So, let me get this straight. They've reported who was funding them, which therefore means that they've failed to disclose who is funding them.

DUmmie logic.

28 posted on 08/04/2006 7:22:08 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: MindBender26
Q: Who would win in a fight between Charles Bronson and Karl Rove?

A: Neither. Charles Bronson IS Karl Rove.

29 posted on 08/04/2006 7:23:08 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is a complete trip. I can find hundreds of threads on DU where they are pissed at the Democrat party and demand a new party to vote for, many of which, hold up the Greens as ideals...

It seems the Democrat Party handlers have invaded DU to keep their slaves on the plantation.


30 posted on 08/04/2006 7:30:50 AM PDT by mnehring (Texas is no Joke! Perry 06)
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To: CSM
IB4P = In before the ping.

Pretty dumb isn't it.

How about ITFTP? (Ignoring the first 10 posts)

31 posted on 08/04/2006 7:31:55 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: bwteim

ITFTP


32 posted on 08/04/2006 7:33:37 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: mnehrling
This is a complete trip. I can find hundreds of threads on DU where they are pissed at the Democrat party and demand a new party to vote for, many of which, hold up the Greens as ideals... It seems the Democrat Party handlers have invaded DU to keep their slaves on the plantation.

Not necessarily. They're in full favor of the Greens, as long as it doesn't cause the 'rats to lose elections. Once that happens (or threatens to happen), however, it becomes power over principle in a hurry...

33 posted on 08/04/2006 7:34:40 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: TruthWillWin
ITFTP

ITITFTPP

34 posted on 08/04/2006 7:36:16 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sung to the tune "It's Not Easy Being Green"...

"It's not that easy being green;
Being accused of collaboration with Karl Rove,
When I think I’d be more welcome at DU being red
or something much more Communist like that.

It's not easy being green.
It seems you’re used by so many Right kind ‘o folks.
And those people tend to pass you money and support
'cause you're taking votes away from the Left.

But green's the color of cash.
And green can be manipulated yet resourceful.
And green can be big through Karl Rove, and important thanks to Diebold,
or fractious to DU.

When green is all there is to be
It could make me wonder why, but I don’t wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and I’ll siphon votes, it's useful!
And I guess it's how I’m to be used."

Somebody had to take up the baton in Charles' absence...


35 posted on 08/04/2006 7:38:53 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: kevkrom

XXXVth.


36 posted on 08/04/2006 7:39:11 AM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: PJ-Comix

The International Green Party also forces the Rats to make a visible play to the extreme left; as the DNC moves left, the "moderate" base of yellow dog democrats loses faith.


37 posted on 08/04/2006 7:43:04 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: franksolich
XXXVth.

Off by I.

38 posted on 08/04/2006 7:43:47 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: kevkrom
ITITFTPP

I get it.

ITITFTPP = Ignoring the ignoring the first 10 posts post? LOL

Wish these type of posts would go away. They add nothing to the thread.

39 posted on 08/04/2006 7:44:14 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: TruthWillWin
Ten, Twenty, OR Thirty?
40 posted on 08/04/2006 7:44:16 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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