[PJ-Comix]

Any Broward County Freepers out there have a used van for sale? Nothing fancy. I need to buy one and figure I would toss my business toward a fellow Freeper. If you have a good deal on a van or know of someone selling a van, please FreepMail me. Thanx.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[GreenAccord]

PJ, this is probably the most frightening thing I've ever read in the Dummie Funnies...

[chesley]

31!

[chesley]

Darn! I thought about posting on that thread yesterday. I could have added another LOUSY FREEPER TROLL citation to my collection. Or maybe gotten another Kewpie doll.

But I passed up my chance.

Sad, really.

[NRA1995]

I'd be happy with both of them [religion and science] gone

Both gone, huh? Kind of hard to imagine a DUmmie without an iPod, computer, Play Station and cell phone, not to mention a DUmmie with his curse word vocabulary cut in half.....

[mnehring]

I'm glad the DUmbasses are finally learning what Fascism is, now they just need a mirror to realize it.

[epow]

Should religion be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife. What exactly is the purpose of it. If it is so good why so much bad comes of it.

DUmmies may as well try to outlaw hate, anger, or jealousy. IMHO religion is an integral part of man's nature. I happen to believe that every human being over a certain age in childhood is religious to some extent in one way or another. I am of the opinion that even the most thoroughly convinced atheist worships something or someone. It may be money, fame, social status, another human being, his/her own intellect, whatever, but he/she worships something either consciously or unconsciously.

I suspect that DUmmies worship the far left's own version of the divine trinity, the disembodied spirits of Stalin, Mao, and Che Guevara. They probably dream of being rewarded for their devotion by being given the position of propaganda commissar in an ethereal afterlife collectivist state.

[jjm2111]

"1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church 2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

Scary dude.

[SaveTheChief]

Golly! They sure are a tolerant bunch, aren't they?

[SoothingDave]

Hey PJ, any chance the breeze felt cool to you yesterday because you were sweating?

Evaporative cooling. It's why we sweat in the first place.

SD

[Fenris6]

I must move to France immediately. I've had enough of this superstitious religious tripe.

What city please? I need to fwd your heresy to the local Mosque... Idiot.

Darwin still rules. :)

[kevkrom]

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

I wonder how this DUmmie would appreciate this with a slight revision:

1. No minor should be allowed to possess a text on any philosophy, particpate in political or philosophical forum, or publicly advocate any political or philosophical position

2. No adult should be allowed to possess a text on any philosophy, particpate in political or philosophical forum, or publicly advocate any political or philosophical position without taking courses in history, economics, and philosophy at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by people who understand that socialism/communism is responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people in the 20th century.

[Not A Snowbird]

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

Ah. The descendents of Antiochus IV Epiphanes speak.

[BamaAndy]

THeir insanity knows no bounds. Outlaw religion? To even ask the question is evidence of a depraved mind. Listen, DU idiots--you outlaw anti-social, destructive BEHAVIOR that harms. Religion does no harm and does an immeasurable amount of good for society. Stop being stupid.

[bk1000]

"Should religion Islam be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife. What exactly is the purpose of it. If it is so good why so much bad comes of it."

There, now it makes sense.

[CSM]

"That's like saying Capitalism is part of the internal psyche of humans."

Hey DUmmies, Capitalism is part of the internal psyche of humans. It is the natural order of things. People want to be rewarded for their efforts, if there is no reward, work is avoided. Of course that is why your socialism goddess has failed, it tries to override the natural order of capitalism.

[weegee]

As DUmmies are want to say, "That Damn Constitution..."

No wonder they believe in a "living document" approach. No freedom of religion, no right to bear arms...

Of course if there is no Creator, He cannot bestow us with unalienable rights. Government is all and the life giver.

[Mr. Silverback]

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

This is or was the law in every single Communist country. But hey, remember, the DUmmies are the ones standing up for freedom and the little guy, white rose society and all that, yada, yada, yada.

[Mr. Silverback]

I'm also a practicing High Church Anglican, although it would be more proper to call me a Neo-Platonist, (for example, I do not literally believe in the actual divinity of Christ, but I do believe in the metaphorical divinity of the philosophy of Christ: the difference between the two positions, to me, is reasonably immaterial. Neither do I believe that "god" exists in the way that say your dining room table exists or is conscious even in the way that your pet is conscious).

You think God has less consciousness than my housecat, and you don't think Jesus was God, but you consider yourself a practicing Anglican? Well, keep practicing, because you're really atrocious at it.

Maybe he could become a "practicing member" of the NRA and advocate total gun control. That wouldn't be any dumber.

[Mr. Silverback]

not outlawed, just ridiculed outlawing it would only make it stronger. More and more public ridicule of religion is more effective.

But remember, it's President Bush who is the divisive one, not the wonderful kum-bai-yah libs.

[Darkwolf377]

Absolutely the stupidest thread ever on DU, and that's saying something. That such incredible ignorance is pushed with such arrogant self-righteousness is very telling.

Tell me again, DUmmies, how you libs are all such peaceful, open-minded sorts who just want to let everyone live their lives as they would?

They preach tolerance to mask that within every liberal is the beating heart of a Totalitarian.