DUmmie FUnnies 07-06-06 (DUmmies Lose ANOTHER Election In Mexico)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[KC_Conspirator]

Just remember that Diebold in Spanish is "diablo".

[KC_Conspirator]

Your #2 is exactly right. We thought for the first time that when Fox got elected, all of that blame America would stop. Its been tried and true with the PRI for 70+ years. But Fox was no different.

Get caught stealing? Blame America. Create no jobs? Blame America. Take bribes? Blame America. And so on.

[Nasher]

They don't even use Diebold machines in Mexico. In fact I think all or nearly all their ballots are verifiable paper ballots which is what the DUmmies are constantly screeching for.

True, but I heard that the Mexican ballots were printed on Diebold paper that was purchased by Ken Lay and personally delivered by Karl Rove. It's always a conspiracy when DUmmies try to analyze their losses.

[colorado tanker]

Thanks P-J. Whatta bunch of loons.

Some of the comments are downright scary. If any of those pantywaists could operate a gun I'd be concerned what they might do.

[The Right Stuff]

Carlos Rove ping!

[MoochPooch]

This reminds me of the running thread on mrcranky.com that was posted Election Night 2004.

The threads began with utter jubilation as Kerry conquered (naturally) the Northeast, then the "Oh no's!" as the vote counts swept westward, past the time zones and the Red States.

Soon someone wrote, "We're f-cked," and someone wrote, "I'm leaving the country." I was ROTFL.

[shield]

Fortunately, FReepers are factual folks...it's the DU'er commies that have all those INSANE conspiracy theories. I mean some of the conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Ken Lay...are absolutely INSANE.

One thing President Reagan ALWAYS REFERRED TO COMMUNISM WAS INSANE AND INSANITY!!!

[colorado tanker]

I wonder if those DUmmies change their tin foil every now and then. Could get pretty rank.

[Bacon Man]

You need to get on this ping list ping.

[CzarNicky]

97.77% .03 lead for Calderon.

[GONE!]

It is even satisfying when it's done in Spanish

[skimask]

Has anyone seen Rove? From what I heard, he's down in Mexico helping count the votes. All commie votes go into the shredder. Viva Carlos Rove. We don't need no stinking Diebold machines to steal an election. We have Carlos Rove.

[MindBender26]

Oh, Pancho!!!!!
Oh, Ceeesco!!!!

We ween!!!!!

[beans36]

Beva Harriso is only 112 pesos away from proving this election was stolen.

[beans36]

"True, but I heard that the Mexican ballots were printed on Diebold paper that was purchased by Ken Lay and personally delivered by Karl Rove."

I also heard many of the polling places were at Walmarts.

[RogerWilko]

Wanna open an old can of worms that's already been reopened?

So what really happened to Andy Stephenson

Man... You can find all kinds of funny stuff in this thing! Mostly, more lies, and delusions! Even Pitt shows his face! I'm sure you may have ALREADY found it!

[ecomcon]

Spooked built a chicken wire box, put a concrete block on top of it and set it on fire. He even put his FOOT on it!

It didn't collapse.

What more proof do you need that the WTC towers couldn't have collapsed as was supposed?

LOL. Just amazing.

[Purrcival]

PJ, you've been VERY BUSY while I've been away! So many DUFUs to catch up on, I might as well start with this one and just read the others. Everyone has moved on from the others, by now.

BTW, how's that consignment thing going?

[CAluvdubya]

Oh how I love when they get their little hopes up this way!

Most recently it was the San Diego election....

Why they ever thought the conservative, in a conservative dist., was going to lose is beyond me! I live in the 50th and when Busby opened her mouth and said "you don't need papers to vote....", it was all over and done with! Dopey DUmmies!

[Lurker]

We are becoming extinct.

From this keyboard to G*ds ears.

L

[beans36]

"I am becoming increasingly convinced that if we want to wrest power from these people, we will have to PHYSICALLY take it from them. FORCEFULLY and without quarter. I am no longer afraid of actually saying it."


Mommy is calling you for dinner.