Posted on 07/06/2006 12:45:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
It was a typical DUmmie Freudenschade experience. A far left candidate is ahead in the polls. The DUmmies celebrate their "victory" only to have it taken away from them when the final results come in. Election 2004? Well, yes but also last night's official tally of the Mexican presidential election in which Communist candidate, López Obrador, narrowly lost to PAN candidate, Felipe Calderón. Wait! Did I just describe Obrador as the COMMUNIST candidate? You bet I did. He can call himself a member of the Democratic Revolution Party or a Zapatista or a Socialist but the bottom line is that Obrador, like Hugo Chavez, is a COMMUNIST no matter what he chooses to call himself for PR purposes. And like Chavez (and Fidel Castro), Obrador enjoys great popularity with the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies watching the Mexican presidential election RESULTS in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, celebrating the Communist's loss with muchas cervezas, is in the [brackets]:
90.89%....still 1.18 lead.... no gain for Calderon
[WOO! HOO! Break out the Freudenschade victory champagne!]
91.03 %....1.16 lead
[Okay so Obrador slipped a tiny bit. Nothing to stop our victory celebrations over.]
At the rate things are going, i'd say obrador will win by half a point.
[Of course, of course. Let us FINALLY gloat over an electoral victory after such a long dry season of utter failure. WHOOPEEEEE!!!]
91.21% reporting - 1.13 lead
91.39% reporting - 1.11% lead
91.56% reporting - 1.08 lead
[Um...why is it that my victory champagne is starting to have a bitter taste?]
Please don't let this get stolen from him.
[Susan Estrich is already starting to get sloppy drunk.]
We Are Not In Control Of Anything....Anywhere There is little justice left in the world. We are becoming extinct.
[Give up hope...NOW!!!]
Formato 21 Mexico City is calling election for Obrador! According to Formato 21 Radio-Mexico City the trend looks permanent for Obrador.
[YIPPPPEEEEE!!!! Suddenly my victory champagne is tasting good again!]
91.96 1.04% C'mon Obrador. HANG ON.
[But...but didn't Formato 21 Radio-Mexico City already declare him the winner?]
1.04 lead now, that's it I'm going to bed. Is this last ten percent taking suspiciously long or are they just getting tired of counting? I'm getting tired of watching, I'll hope for the morning
[Better have a large bottle of Tylenol on hand in the morning.]
92.30% reporting - 0.98 lead
[That victory champagne is starting to taste bitter again.]
92.57% reporting - 0.94 lead
[I'm suddenly feeling some acid reflux from the acidic bile building up inside me.]
You Didn't Really Think They Were Going To Let Obrador Win? Haven't you guys been through this enough times before? Most recently it was the San Diego election....prior to that the Canadian election....2004, 2002, 2000.....sense a pattern? When you're in control of everything, you're not going to let a lefty down South have a real chance. King george needs to keep his neighbors in line. He's got a grip on Canada, and he's not going to let Mexico fall into democratic hands. Watch....argue with me if you must....by the time the clock strikes midnight in CA, the outcome will be the one they want.
[We would control ALL your Diebold machines...if Mexico used them.]
losing fast now - 92.83 - 0.9% lead
[Losing fast now...with verifiable paper ballots.]
It's All Over But The Counting..... Ya know who controls that.
[Carlos Rove of course.]
I am truly beginning to wonder if it is even possible to defeat any of these people legally and peacefully. They get away with whatever they want, whenever they want, and they do it virtually unopposed. Why would they ever stop, unless something rises up and PHYSICALLY stops them? I can only hope this time will be different, but I worry about out fate here in the states as well. I have zero confidence in our Electoral Process here right now. Perhaps the pendulum will swing our way.
[More likely a sledgehammer will swing your way.]
93.20 .86 lead
93.32% .85 lead
Obrador has this in the bag.
[Is that you, Jason Leopold?]
93.57% .79 lead
93.67% .77 lead
[So what does Crow taste like?]
i think it's .73....Obrador may eke it out
[Is that you, Pollyanna?]
This is bullsh!t. There aren't enough landed, well heeled people in the country to cast those votes.
[I hate to tell you this but most of the poor ones moved out to El Norte.]
94.76% .60 lead i'm losing hope. looks like Calderon will eke it out....and will claim legitimacy based upon the erroneous preliminary count......A classic move from the Bush 2000 playbook
[When they also used verifiable paper ballots in Florida.]
The Bush crime family has it programmed for Calderon to win by .25% of the vote at about 4:00 AM EDT. Somewhere at about 98-99% he will take the lead and cruise to victory. It's Deja vu all over again as Yogi would say.
[Those paper ballots were programmed to make Calderon win.]
What you are probably seeing tonight is a preview of November 2006 and 2008 in this country. Christ, what is the point anymore. Is it even realistic anymore to think these people can be beaten legally and peacefully through this process? Maybe it's time to pull out the playbook from the late 1700's. At least in this country.
[Yes, there is no point in voting so stay home on Election Day.]
You probably aren't going to like what you wake up to.
[Unless he wakes up in the Alternate Universe.]
95.17 % 0.52 pts. this is killing me
[But FUn for us!]
96.08% .36 difference looking bad for the good guy
[Looking GOOD for the good guy.]
I tell ya, I'm glued to the computer and I've built a little spreadsheet to follow the results and try to keep track of trends, as if I could somehow actually affect this thing. I don't know why I bother, as it seems it will only lead to even greater disappointment.
[Freudenschade, baby!]
This is pathetic theater at this point. Calderon stole it. TWICE. This is just them having fun torturing the "hopeful masses" as somehow the pre-determined victor pulls ahead at the finish line. This is Their idea of Pornography, and it is the most sickening thing I have ever seen. Somehow I hope I am wrong, but we have seen this before. It's getting old.
[Yes, it is FUn watching the DUmmies being tortured by yet ANOTHER election loss.]
And you know, I hope it comes to that, if it must. They NEED to reap the whirlwind. It is past time for them to pay the check. They have done enough to this planet, and enough to us. As far as I'm concerned, it is time for them to get what is coming to them. They deserve the whirlwind, and much, MUCH worse. It's getting to the point there may not be a punishment fit enough for them.
[Another DUmmie engaging in the usual sadistic fantasies.]
Reminds me of a sports bet where I'm winning big at halftime then blow every possesion the second half.
[Reminds me of EVERY election where the DUmmies have an emotional stake in the outcome.]
97.44%... 0.05%...
[Going...]
97.51%... 0.03%...
[Going...]
97.77% .03 lead for Calderon.
[GONE!]
Once again, the interests of the people have been slaughtered by the narrow interests of a handful of Power Drunk Criminal Thugs. How much longer are we going to take this? And Open Question to the people of Canada, this country, and Mexico: How much longer are we just going to sit and take this?
[For as long as WE are entertained by your comedic election loss antics.]
And THAT'S A WRAP! Another atrocity committed, Another Election Stolen. The interests of the people once again successfully raped and trampled by a handful of selfish, greedy, soulless thugs. HOW MUCH LONGER?
[As long as you continue to keep us laughing it will keep on keeping on.]
I am becoming increasingly convinced that if we want to wrest power from these people, we will have to PHYSICALLY take it from them. FORCEFULLY and without quarter. I am no longer afraid of actually saying it. It is time for Revolution. It is time for these people to pay the price of their actions. It is WAY past time.
[Don't trip over the pizza carton at the doorway of Mommy's basement on your way out to start the revolution.]
I know I'll never forget it. I hope a multitude of people in Mexico were up all night, as well, and will be letting their reactions known in the morning.
[Please make them demonstrate in a way that I'm too lazy to ever attempt.]
Great idea.....except our side has all the guns.
oops.
LOL
There will be BLOOD in the streets tomorrow, when the Mexican electorate rises up and FIGHTS the liars who stole this election.
And this time, the MAJORITY might actually prevail:
Somebody want to tell these guys that, even had Obrador won, 36% is NOT a majority.
I didn't know that. Do you have the link?
Now I'm embarrassed. I just nopticed the date on that thread. Oops.
Too funny! LOL
Crazy. He should have put more stuff inside the "building". To simulate floors, walls, carpet, paper, lots of paper, people, etc which also burned.
And he should have lodged his "fuel" into the logpile so that the flame would remain elevated and splashed flames throughout the pile.
If his fire didn't burn for hours and hours, he wasn't going to get the result he needed to simulate.
It would've been enough to declare that Clinton had a "mandate".
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What slays me is that over the course of this Mexican election, both the DU people and Freepers both seem to have had some emotional interest in it as if it mattered:
1. The liberals are nuts for their globalist outlook in that they openly declare kinship with obvious Mexican commies who wave the red 'hammer and sickle' flag outside the seat of Mexican government. Thanks for reminding us who you are, DU'ers, you filthy commies.
2. Freepers who think that 'our guy' won the election are nuts if they think whoever is executive of Mexico will be any different than the last mismanaging primate. Expect Calderon to launch into anti-American statements any day now and blame all of poor Mexico's troubles on the evil gringos in El Norte. That's what Mexicans love to hear, and he will oblige them. Anything is better than telling the peons the truth down there.
3. Everyone who thinks political change in Mexico will amount to something different than the status quo is nuts. Mexico will never become anything different than they've been for the last 400 years. It's a nation that's been through umpteen 'Revoluciones' against itself and celebrates *two* "independence" days. Just consider that for a moment and admit how screwed up that is.
One of the worst crimes of nature is that there isn't 75 miles of saltwater separating the United States and Mexico.
You want some, DUmmies? Come get some!
If these folks had the smart FReepers we have, they'd known this election would turn around 4AM. The all nighters at FR were all calling the turn around at 4AM. LOL...I can't believe how stupid the DU'er commies actually are.
[Don't trip over the pizza carton at the doorway of Mommy's basement on your way out to start the revolution.]
ROTFLMAO…. PJ you are the best :)
These people are now WAAAAAYYYYYYY past pathetic.
Words just fail me.
(Well, not really, but I like FR and I don't want to get kicked off).
That just proves the all-nighters were in on the conspiracy.:)
Bwahahaha!!!
One response had to be from a FReeper:
[Reply #] 10. Was it a chicken wire building? ( n/t )
These people are just too much!
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They don't even use Diebold machines in Mexico. In fact I think all or nearly all their ballots are verifiable paper ballots which is what the DUmmies are constantly screeching for.
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