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Shocking! DUmmies suspect they lost because of the machines in CA!
June 18, 2006 | DUMMIES

Posted on 06/18/2006 4:45:24 PM PDT by Explorer24

Brad Friedman Added to homepage Sun 18th Jun 2006, 09:43 AM

No Confidence in the Busby/Bilbray Election I don't know how else to put it, but every voting machine used in last week's special election run-off for the U.S. House seat vacated by the disgraced Randy "Duke" Cunningham in California's 50th congressional district was illegal. By federal standards, rules and provisions and by California state rules, laws and provisions. And now, by the San Diego County Registrar of Voters own admission. More Discuss this topic (22 comments) · Posted by Wilms


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Politics
KEYWORDS: bilbray; busby; california; conspiracy; cunningham; democrats; diebold; du; dummiesinaction; election; electronicvoting; tinfoil
Mod, not sure what the rules are re: posting DUmmy posts, please correct if "out of spec." Thanks.

It never ends with these people. Prediction: before 2010 clones and/or aliens will also be to blame.

1 posted on 06/18/2006 4:45:27 PM PDT by Explorer24
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To: Explorer24

Well, maybe [as a charitable effort] we ought to concoct even more outlandish and wildly sounding excuses for their use in the future, and have some fun in the process. Say, bad [insert the variety] food and drink provided to, or bought for, election officials [while all of them were beset with calls of nature, the sneaky rightists got in and changed the election tabs]. Contributions to the list are welcome.


2 posted on 06/18/2006 4:53:13 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Explorer24
Remeber. The DUmmies demanded ATM like voting machines.

Now they demand paper ballots. Morons.

3 posted on 06/18/2006 5:02:21 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Liberals saying "We Support The Troops" is like OJ looking for the real killers.)
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To: GSlob

The DUmmies have been off their rocker at least since 2000 when save the planet Gore lost. I hope this isn't considered heresy, but when I feel down, I go to their site and read until I am crying from laughing. Try it, it will make you feel soooooooo good.


4 posted on 06/18/2006 5:04:58 PM PDT by casino66
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To: Explorer24

Well good. At least they don't have to worry that they will lose because non citizens, dead people , dogs, and those in comas are voting.


5 posted on 06/18/2006 5:06:39 PM PDT by ladyinred (Liberals are dangerous for America.)
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To: Explorer24; PJ-Comix

Make sure you always PING to PJ-Comix! PJ always can use more material for the DUmmie FUnnies!

What? You don't get the DUmmie FUnnies? PJ will gladly add you to the list!


6 posted on 06/18/2006 5:38:35 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Explorer24

Shh! Don't let 'em hear about how we're working on those voting machines out at Area 51! Next thing you know it'll be exposed by Art Bell on Coast-to-Coast.


7 posted on 06/18/2006 6:00:16 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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To: Explorer24
I can understand why they think so. All 3 people they met while getting their food stamps vote for democrats.
8 posted on 06/18/2006 6:20:57 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: ladyinred

Don't forget the crazies. In Florida, admission procedures to a mental ward include notification of the right to vote. Although how one performs the task in a straight jacket or zoned on Torazine is beyond me.


9 posted on 06/18/2006 6:39:08 PM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: Explorer24
No surprise here. Anytime the Dummies' candidate loses an election it's because the vote was rigged. According to them, their candidates have never lost a fair and honest election, the Diebold corporation is just a cog in the Bush & Co machine, the majority of Americans are radical lefty moonbats like themselves, and Karl Rove is a fiendish Machiavellian evil genius who makes elderly voters punch out the wrong chads through a Martian telepathic mind-meld technique.

If they ever stop ingesting illegal substances long enough to see the actual real-life situation for a few lucid minutes their heads will probably explode.

10 posted on 06/18/2006 6:48:46 PM PDT by epow
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To: Explorer24

This is just plain getting old.
I hope people are getting annoyed with big babies crying "Stolen!" every time they loose an election.

Are the Rats so beloved that they win every election?
Or are the rats upset that so many are now voting GOP that Rat vote fraud is being swamped?


11 posted on 06/18/2006 6:52:02 PM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: GSlob

I lost my privledges this morning on DU all because I said that "we need to stop all the BS of accusing the GOP of stealing elections, and look to the future, such as getting people to run for office who can inspire the voters to vote for them." These DUers are truly looney, and it is so funny!!! If you don't think EXACTLY like them....heh, heh, you are toast on that silly (funnier than watching a Three Stooges episode) website of theirs.....


12 posted on 06/18/2006 7:31:57 PM PDT by AAARedskin
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To: AAARedskin

Well, what I suggested was playing along with them [with tongue-in-cheek, of course], having fun, and - if done properly - watching them swallowing our own planted product hook, line and sinker. A successful case history would be justly and properly toasted and celebrated.


13 posted on 06/18/2006 7:50:56 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: AAARedskin
What gave you away was calling it the GOP.
Proper terminology would have been Repuklicans, or Repugnicans or "those...", oops I can't use those words on Free Republic, but you can guess what they are.
14 posted on 06/19/2006 1:37:13 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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