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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-06 (DUmmies Implode Over Canceled Fitzmas)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/14/2006 11:36:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The frustration level over their stolen Fitzmas is causing a massive implosion in DUmmieland. This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!" is but one of many such threads expressing frustration over their stolen Fitzmas. I can only imagine the DUmmie savaging of Pied Piper Pitt if/when he returns to DUmmieland. After all, it was Pitt and his disciple, Jason Leopold, who set the DUmmies off in victory celebrations last month when TruthOut boldly announced that the indictment of Karl Rove had ALREADY happened on May 12. I guess Patrick Fitzgerald had a sense of humor when he let Karl Rove know, EXACTLY a month later on June 12, that he would NOT be indicted. However, the DUmmies aren't laughing. They are ANGRY and FRUSTRATED as you can see. So let us now watch the DUmmies lash out at the world in general in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if it is time to start placing Pied Piper Pitt's photo on milk cartons, is in the [brackets]:

I can't take you (DU) anymore!!

[Let the Primal Screaming BEGIN!!!]

enough. F*CKING ENOUGH!!!!! Why the f*ck is everyone attacking Fitzgerald? Leopold? The Keebler Elves??? what the f*ck is going on around here?????????

[It's called "implosion."]

Everyone is attacking everyone. It's freaking me out!!!

[I find it highly entertaining.]

We are soooo frustrated !!!

[You are! You are!]

You just don't understand what's going on here..... It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.Dammit! It's our REPUTATIONS that have been sullied and called into DISHONOR by "IDIOT MEDIA WHORES!!!!" Now, you gotta understand how some of us could get a little "worked up" about that........No?

[So which team are you on? The S-Ds or the F-Ws?]

Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard, looking for fresh blood to keep their insane conspiracy theories alive, to make Janon Leopold a paragon of journalistic integrity, talent, and virtue, and truthout.org a website with a shred of credibility. They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.

[Methinks you've snorted a bit too much of Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust.]

I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout. Their pathetic clusterf*cks went nowhere, so I decided to live life and wait for the inevitable to happen. Today, it did. Didn't take long. This is one-month anniversary of Leopold's claim of that 'secret indictment.' And then, yesterday, that "Sealed v. Sealed" article someone sent me - well, that was funnier than you can imagine. There are only about several thousand docket entries called "Sealed v. Sealed" at the Federal Courthouse in DC. Yep, that Leopold and truthout are real pros.

[There's still hope. Jason Leopold still hasn't completed his investigation into the stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]

Nah, dontcha know???? Rove has already been tried and convicted in a Star Chamber. He is serving a long sentence at Gitmo. But before they shipped him off, he was cloned. As a result, the "Rove" who appeared at last night's fundraiser was the clone. The real KKKarl is down in Cuba learning Arabic and the Koran.

[Wrong. The real KKKarl is in Colorado disguised as a female leftwing college professor leaving an envelope full of dog poop in the mailbox of a Republican congresswoman.]

I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho. Probably from freep repukelicon!

[The going salary for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS is $20 per hour.]

I'm wondering if there is a 'divide and conquer' plan at work

[More like a 'divide and laugh' plan.]

Hang in there if you can. This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile, so I'm ignoring them instead. I posted this morning that we needed to lay off on Truthout, but my posting was pretty much ignored completely. It's a hard time when we have been so royally screwed. I wish that it were true, but they managed to manipulate us this time. Please don't leave for good or anything. We're all angry and we have a right to be. We've been had. But that doesn't put on the mat in defeat.

[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]

as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it. We attack the main stream media for this kind of shoddy reporting and behavior all the time and need to hold alternative media to the same standards.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt checked out and verified all of Leopold's sources in triplicate.]

Um, because Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.

[What's the matter? Weren't you satisfied with Pied Piper Pitt's almost invisible partial birth apology buried deep inside the multi-volume "penitence" thread?]

Its called 'Frustration Overload" ......... ..... this too shall pass.

[No it won't because you've got "Frustration Constipation" and you can't pass that load.]

well, I'm not attacking Fitz but I think "FITZMAS" was a lot of hogwash

[That didn't stop almost every DUmmie from breaking out the bubbly on the formal announcement of Fitzmas Accomplished last month.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cialeak; fitzmas; frustrationoverload; jasonleopold; karlrove; patrickfitzgerald; truthout; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix

Ava's beginning to sound like TO


141 posted on 06/14/2006 7:00:10 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ava (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-14-06 08:53 PM
Response to Original message

15. sorry ya'll

not sure if its gonna run tonight, but it is going to happen - turned out that we had to run ahead of time for a taped interview since the studio here in bama was going to be used for another live interview in that time slot tonight.


142 posted on 06/14/2006 7:01:35 PM PDT by franksolich (paging the Bostonian Idiot.....paging the Bostonian Idiot.....paging the Bosto--)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hahahaha! The FRAUDenschade is just too delectable!


143 posted on 06/14/2006 7:01:40 PM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
These last few days in DUmmieland have been like some kind of fantasy duck hunt. You sit in the blind, blasting away continuously, until you're out of shotgun shells, your shoulder is howling in agony and your dog is sprawled out in total exhaustion by your side. You've got enough birds to where you'll eat duck 3 times a day for the next 6 months, and the little buggers are still flying over your head in waves. What to do?
144 posted on 06/14/2006 7:03:02 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Name: William Rivers Pitt, AKA Pied Piper Pitt, P3, William Pitt the Drunker, Bad Pitt, Bottomless Pitt, the Pitt and the Ponderous, Wee Willie, Will the Shill, the Wild Bull of the Pompous, the Magic Man Missing: 24 business hours Last seen: Bukowski's barroom floor

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145 posted on 06/14/2006 7:11:03 PM PDT by JLO (http://www.operationminnesotanice.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You forgot the Bostonian Idiot.


146 posted on 06/14/2006 7:39:41 PM PDT by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: mylife; PJ-Comix; jennyjenny
"Expect a more comprehensive accounting of this matter on Monday, June 19."

Why.. do I get to see Pitt get tombstoned on DU for my birthday?
Yeah, right.. never happen.
Though I will be getting to see them eat much more crow for my birthday.

147 posted on 06/14/2006 7:41:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Sounds like a DUmmieland softball game.

Good one! LOL!

148 posted on 06/14/2006 7:49:03 PM PDT by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: Darksheare

Im sure youll get some fine entertainment on your Birthday!


149 posted on 06/14/2006 7:56:24 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife

Considering the implosion they've got going, it looks that way!
;-)


150 posted on 06/14/2006 8:09:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
...made me hear voices in my head...

But not the usual ones, now, mind you.

151 posted on 06/14/2006 8:13:00 PM PDT by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: franksolich
Did the band play "Nearer, DU, To Thee"?
152 posted on 06/14/2006 8:40:13 PM PDT by decal (Different Tagline Tomorrow!)
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To: PJ-Comix
What's the criteria Google uses in listing the Blogs by relevancy? Does Blog traffic have something to do with it?

No clue.

153 posted on 06/14/2006 9:31:59 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: rock_lobsta
perhaps it's Pacific Business Time...

DUmmie Saving Time (DUST)

154 posted on 06/14/2006 9:46:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: franksolich
The good ship Truthtanic, once the pride of the fleet and considered unsinkable, gurgles ignominiously into the cold waters after striking a large iceberg of truth. Fault must ultimately lie with Captain Ash who insisted on full speed, despite the treacherous waters. It seems that the words of Navigator Leopold led him to believe that their course was true and that they were ahead of the other ships, based on unsubstantiated radio transmissions. First Mate Wm. Pitt was last seen in the bar.

Did they have to abandon their ship?

(Yes, I said "ship.")

155 posted on 06/14/2006 9:51:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: CFC__VRWC
These last few days in DUmmieland have been like some kind of fantasy duck hunt. You sit in the blind, blasting away continuously, until you're out of shotgun shells, your shoulder is howling in agony and your dog is sprawled out in total exhaustion by your side. You've got enough birds to where you'll eat duck 3 times a day for the next 6 months, and the little buggers are still flying over your head in waves. What to do?


156 posted on 06/14/2006 9:54:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: PJ-Comix; feefee; LUV W; KJC1; Repub4bush; gardencatz; franksolich; commonguymd; Barset
Has Pitt entered the Witness Protection Program?

I think they have given him a new identity:


Mister "John Smith" checking in...

157 posted on 06/14/2006 10:09:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: PJ-Comix

bttt


158 posted on 06/14/2006 10:17:42 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Charles Henrickson

...no...this is more like him! Still "Mr. John Smith"

159 posted on 06/14/2006 10:24:01 PM PDT by luvie ("Rather than mourning those who have died, we should thank God that such men lived.")
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To: PJ-Comix; commonguymd; Charles Henrickson; franksolich

A link to the Truthout article in DUmmieland:


Truthout is "Standing Down on the Rove Matter"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1429533


160 posted on 06/14/2006 10:26:15 PM PDT by Purrcival (Have a holly, jolly Fitzmas! It's the best time of the year!)
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