Posted on 06/13/2006 6:26:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
FREUDENSCHADE, BABY! There was a sense of inevitability about it from the start. The DUmmies are greated with joyous news and they break out their victory champagne to celebrated the event BEFORE it happened. Then, as surely as Lucy pulling away the football from Charlie Brown, the event BACKFIRES on them. Such has been the case over and over and over again. Jeb Bush being defeated in 2002? Re-elected by a landslide. John Kerry winning the election in 2004 due to his landslide in the exit polls? Defeated at the real polls. And, most recently, Karl Rove being indicted on May 12 according to William Rivers Pitt, Jason Leopold, and TruthOut. NEWSFLASH!!! Just in: Rove Won't Be Charged in C.I.A. Leak Case Once AGAIN the DUmmie Charlie Brown lands on his butt. Do the DUmmies NEVER learn? As soon as the TruthOut story was published a month ago and DUmmieland began it's joyous celebrations, level heads just KNEW how all this was going to end. It was simply a matter of patient waiting. And what DELICIOUS timing! Pitt, Leopold, & Co. boldly announce that the Rove indictment has taken place on May 12 and Patrick Fitzgerald announced EXACTLY one month later on June 12 that Rove WON'T be indicted.
And who should we thank for presenting us with this PERFECT example of Freudenschade? I think the credit should go to Pied Piper Pitt. Why? Here is my theory. The decision on Rove could have gone either way. About a month ago, Fitzgerald was at the point of either indicting or not indicting Rove. Only the tiniest of factors could swing it in either direction. Enter Pitt and his TruthOut "scoop." What happened is that the TruthOut report turned the issue of the Rove indictment into a circus act that instantly spread across cyberspace. Even Hillary Clinton the the Michigan democrats were sucked into this circus clown act when they stood up and CHEERED the news of the Rove indictment at the news of the Rove "indictment." It was at some point afterwards that a disgusted Fitzgerald finally came down on the side of NOT indicting Karl Rove. So THANK YOU William Rivers Pitt for setting off the Butterfly Effect that led to the decision NOT to indict Rove. And now, as a prelude to Pitt's DUmmieland crucifixion, let us observe the DUmmie reaction to this "sad" news in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, planning to celebrate the non-indictment of Rove at Bukowski's, is in the [brackets]:
Rove Won't Be Charged in C.I.A. Leak Case
[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]
WASHINGTON, June 13 — The prosecutor in the C.I.A. leak case on Monday advised Karl Rove, the senior White House adviser, that he would not be charged with any wrongdoing, effectively ending the nearly three-year criminal investigation that had at times focused intensely on Mr. Rove.
[And Karl Rove was given 24 business hours to get his affairs in order.]
The decision by the prosecutor, Patrick J. Fitzgerald, announced in a letter to Mr. Rove's lawyer, Robert D. Luskin, lifted a pall that had hung over Mr. Rove who testified on five occasions to a federal grand jury about his involvement in the disclosure of an intelligence officer's identity.
[Thank you, Pied Piper Pitt, for turning the Rove indictment possibility into such a circus that a disgusted Fitzgerald simply washed his hands of it all. Remember, DUmmies, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT gets the credit for this non-indictment by pissing off Fitzgerald with the TruthOut Hoaxmas story.]
In a statement, Mr. Luskin said, "On June 12, 2006, Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald formally advised us that he does not anticipate seeking charges against Karl Rove."
[Pied Piper Pitt, Jason Leopold, and TruthOut announced the Rove indictment as having ALREADY happened on May 12 and EXACTLY a month later on June 12 Fitzgerald announces that he is NOT indicting Karl Rove. Let me pause a Schadenfreude moment to savor the delicious Freudenschade of the DUmmies who celebrated that glorious May 12 announcement.]
Mr. Fitzgerald's spokesman, Randall Samborn, said he would not comment on Mr. Rove's status
[We already know the status of Pied Piper Pitt at this moment: Drunk and Depressed.]
[Yes, I read it with DELIGHT. And now on to the DUmmie reaction...]
There's still Libby's trial to look forward to.
["Tara! Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... tomorrow is another day."]
oh my GAWD!! no no no!
[The Horror! THE HORROR!!!]
DU will be fun today.
[You bet. I'm really looking forward to the ceremonial crucifixion of Pied Piper Pitt.]
that bastard gets away with everything doesn't he? watch the freepers rally around this g.d. traitor, never once asking themselves how they would behave if this was a DEMOCRAT....yeah that's right freepers, you hypocritical pathetic pieces of SHIT
[Dr. Buddy Rydell is on his way with your emergency Anger Management treatment.]
What a lousy way to start the day!
[Not me. I'm savoring it. Freudenschade, baby!]
"And so this is Fitzmas....And Happy New Year..."
[Break out the Freudenschade champagne! WHEEEEEE!!!]
My Heart Is Broken, My Spirit Crushed, My Faith in America Destroyed. On the other hand, I am sure that there are numerous other criminal enterprises that Kkkarl has participated in, so we just have to keep digging. Perhaps Fitz is doing just that--he has the license to do so. Or am I approaching the definition of insanity, here?
[The answer to your question is a firm "YES."]
The slithering snake gets away
[No frogwalk for the slithering snake.]
Hopefully they aren't through, yet.
[Still hoping to find that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?]
There is no Santy Claus, is there, Mommy?
[No Santy Claus, No Fitzmas but keeps your hopes up for the Great Pumpkin.]
I would say Jason has some 'splainin to do, Lucy. I'm guessing his credibility is shot to hell and back at this point.
[Maybe the Sealed vs Sealed indictment will ride to the rescue. Ya think?]
Jason sure has a poor sense of timing, ya think? I'm glad I didn't weigh in on that one! But actually, if anyone guessed yesterday that Rove might have been secretly indicted, or might be in the near future, that doesn't mean they're stupid. This was apparently a close call on Fitzgerald's part, since it's taken him this long to decide not to go after Rove.
[Yes, it was a VERY close call on Fitzgerald's part. It could have gone either way but the antics of Leopold & Pitt, aka Leopold & Lib, turned this whole Rove indictment speculation into a circus act so Fitzgerald washed his hands of it in disgust.]
Jason Leopold threw out the story about Rove's indictment as fact, though, and he's bound to have credibility problems from here on because of that. According to Dr_eldritch's response 158 in that thread, Leopold has said that if his source turned out to be misleading, he would reveal their identity. It will be interesting to see what Leopold does now in that respect.
[An angry Leopold will now expose Sonny Crockett as his source and blame him for the misleading info.]
I thought I was phychologically prepared for this, but I am not. What a blow!
[See if Rove Non-Indictment Frustration Therapy is covered by your medical insurance.]
Fitzgerald seems to do everything properly, perfectly legally and in accordance with the spirit of the law, as should be in courts.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
the headlines now be about how Disappointed the Dems are. damm
[DUmmie Freudenschade is FUn to watch!]
So will we stop being so damned naive now?
[No. You will ALWAYS attempt to kick Lucy's football.]
We have to STOP LOOKING FOR A HERO! Nobody is willing to step up to the plate, and nobody is going to ride in on a white horse. WE'RE THE HEROES. And until we recognize that, get up off our asses and get involved and rescue this country ourselves, it ain't gonna happen. It's just not that simple. And PLEASE don't bore me with statements like "Well, maybe there are other plans"..... We have to stop guessing about what our "leaders" have in mind in an ultra-secret plan to save our asses. WE have to be the leaders.
[A DUmmie begs to leave the Thanksgiving kiddie table and be allowed to eat at the grownups table.]
How credible is this report? So far it's only an assertion from Rove's lawyer. Fitzgerald's spokesman refused to comment, so is there any reason to believe this report?
[Unless this report is verified by Jason Leopold, it still lacks credibility.]
Yeah, let's believe Jason Leopold.
[I BEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEVE!!!]
They must have found something on him (Fitzpatrick). I know they say he spotless, but everybody has skeletons, of some sort in their closet.
[They found out that Fitzgerald is gray. They caught him at a beach house spending the night with his hairdresser who secretly dyed his hair. Fitzgerald couldn't face being outed as gray so he allowed himself to be blackmailed.]
The hell with Teflon, I want my next frypan to be lined with Republican! --- Nothing sticks to these people. Nothing.
[LOL!]
Leopold indeed has some explaining to do.
["Pied Piper Pitt made me do it!"]
I hate to say I told you so, but, I told you so Some people owe me signature lines as a result of our bet. I will be coming around to collect today.
[And Pied Piper Pitt owes you an endless post about how the Zarqawi death is meaningless. Anyway, it wouldn't surprise me if that is the ONLY reaction we get from him about this news.]
Rove flipped and gave up Cheney
[DUmmies flipped and gave up Mind.]
Is it possible that Rove was actually indicted on May 12 like truthout reported, but somehow Bush got involved to stop it? Maybe Bush told Fitz that he was going to pardon Rove so Fitz dropped it. Or maybe Rove has some dirt on Fitz so Fitz dropped it.
[Or maybe the Tooth Fairy left a quarter under your pillow.]
HAve a good day all you libs!
[Said a soon to be tombstoned LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
This is what it must feel like to get a 500 lb. bomb dropped on you. I was so hoping that Leopold was correct. Why, why, why!!! We need to get these bastards and soon.
[Is that you, Al-Zarqawi?]
Well, maybe he's going after bigger fish -- if he gets Cheney all will be forgiven.
[Don't even wait for that to happen. Break out that Freudenschade victory champagne NOW!]
This is a GREAT time to be observing DUmmieland so get the latest updates by asking to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
snicker
In before the ping!
PING!
IBTP!
Been watching for this one! Thanks PJ!
" think the credit should go to Pied Piper Pitt."
Thanks pitt.
Woo Hoo, under 10!!
10+++....one of your best, ever..period..
Merry Pittsmas!!!!
last "truthout" statement [May]
it is Jason’s and Truthout’s word against the lying sacks of sh*t hiding out on Pennsylvania Ave. We’ll find out soon enough if Truthout will have to change its name and Leopold his career. In the meantime, let’s hope Karl Rove is the one that will have to go looking for a new job." -Joshua Frank
I think Joshua Frank has already picked it - LSS Lying Sacks of Sh*t
At least Pitt and truthout are still holding on to hope. As Scarlett O'Hara famously said, "After all, tomorrow is another day."
15?
INDICT FITZMAS
Tune: "White Christmas"
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
Just 'cause it never seems to show.
With the networks massing
And hours passing,
I hear crickets chirping no.
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
With every angry post I write.
May our frogs start marching tonight,
Because all these Fitzmases aren't right!
.
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FITZMAS
Tune: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will arrive
We've been waiting since who knows when
We've missed it once again
So wake me when it's twenty twenty-five.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Won't include a Rove
'Cause it looks like his name's been shoved
To the very back burner of
The indictment stove.
A pair of federal counts with long prison amounts
Is the wish of goodboy and ben
Crowds that will gawk as he does a perp walk
Is the hope of Will Pitt and friends
The DUmmie Ants would love the chance to send Rove to the pen.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will appear
Now the crew at the courthouse door
Is looking kind of bored
'Cause they've been there since earlier this year.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Comes in fits and starts
But the funniest thing of all
Are the hopes that rise and fall
In the DUmmies' hearts.
.
FREUDENSCHADE
Tune: "Edelweiss"
Freudenschade, Freudenschade,
DUmmie joy bears repeating;
Pop champagne, feel no pain--
Only thing, it's so fleeting.
Make 'em eat crow and the gloom will grow,
Gloom will grow and sour.
Freudenschade shoots its wad
In less than twenty-four hours.
.
FREUDENSCHADESCHADENFREUDEFREUDENSCHADELICIOUS
Tune: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
Because they wanted Rove to walk
Just like he was a frog,
You should have heard the DUmmies talk--
They read it in a blog!
But then their champagne bubble burst
Before they drank a lick;
They must be cursed to die of thirst
'Cause Fitzmas fizzled quick!
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
So when the DUmmies celebrate
Some supersecret "news,"
Just summon up this word and wait,
You've got a term to use;
But you should practice saying it
As often as you speak:
The DUmmies fall for piles of Pitt
At least two times a week!
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
.
THE TWENTY-FOUR (BUSINESS) HOURS OF FITZMAS
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the twenty-fourth hour of Fitzmas
My truthout gave to me:
Twenty-four bonus hours
Twenty-three bogus sources
Twenty-two sealed indictments
Twenty-one new excitements
Twenty Leopolds leaping
Nineteen FReepers freeping
Eighteen crowded dockets
Seventeen Sonny Crocketts
Sixteen corks a-popping
Fifteen-hour meeting
Fourteen Freudenschades
Thirteen Pipers piping
Twelve DUmmies griping
Eleven Roves a-packing
Ten dollars lacking
Nine shots at Skinner
Eight crows for dinner
Seven crews amassing
Six days a-passing
Five LOUSY TROLLS!
Four Patton Boggs
Three fresh blogs
Two marching frogs
And a Pitt ribbed in a parody!
.
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A PHRASE MAKES
Tune: "What a Difference a Day Makes"
What a difference a phrase makes
"Twenty-four business hours"
Bought some time from the doubters
Who began to complain
My first report was too tight
But then I did a rewrite
And now I've got a new life
Since I thought of that line
What a difference a phrase makes
There's a paycheck before me
Magazines can't ignore me
"'All the scoops that will fit,' by William Pitt"
It's heaven when you
Find a bunch who believe you
What a difference their praise makes
That's the DUpes at DU
(rolling eyes)
DUmmies are the undisputed champions of melodrama.
15!
Dang. missed it by one.
William Rivers Pitt crooning to Billy Strayhorn's 'Lush Life'...
I used to visit all the DUmmie way places
Those low-life fey places
Where one relaxes on the axis with the heels of life
To get the feel of life from fools and booze hounds
The ones I knew had sad and sullen gray faces
With distingue traces that used to be there
You could see where they'd been washed away
By too many through the day, twelve o'clock tales
Then I came along with my siren song
To tempt them to madness
I knew for awhile that their believing smile
Was hued with the gladness of a great love for me
Ah yes, I was wrong, Again, I was wrong
Life is lonely again and only last month
Everything seemed so sure
Now life is awful again
A trough full of booze could only be a bore
A week at Bukowski’s could ease the bite of it
All I care is to lie in spite of it
I'll never forgive them, I won’t while they are still
Burning inside my brain
Deceit is mush Stifling those who strive
So I’ll live a lush life in some small dive
And there I'll be While I hide from the rest of those
Who live as losers too
LOL! Love the songfest. I think we'll build a campfire tonight, roast marshmallows, and sing all the old favorites.
Rovenschade!
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