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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-06 ("Glad Zarqawi's Gone? Yes or No")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2006 5:23:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: gardencatz; franksolich

Pitt uses anyone who crosses his path to create a fantasy world of "friends." His trips with Dan are described as if it were just the two of them...two "guys" (wink,wink, nudge,nudge.) He probably "finagled" his way into a group that included Dan for the trips. He said in that long "Trial of John Kerry" that someone "finagled" to get him into Al Franken's apartment.

Who does this? It is so not guy. Gay, maybe.

I'm still waiting for the pics he took in SanFrancisco last fall when he took his "first vacation in ten years." There's got to be some candid shots of franksolich's favorite debutante sobbing in Pitt's lap.


181 posted on 06/09/2006 4:29:03 PM PDT by Barset
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To: Charles Henrickson
Applause, applause! (That's me clapping) Take a bow Charles, outstanding lyrics!!

Somebody should record those lyrics set to the original music, they're too good to let languish on an old DUFU thread in FR's memory file.

182 posted on 06/09/2006 4:59:31 PM PDT by epow
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To: PJ-Comix
I want to prove that a large percentage of DUers are glad Zarqawi is no longer on the planet.

"Yes, but..."

LMAO.

183 posted on 06/09/2006 5:03:42 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: epow

Why did I italicize the first line of my last post? The poor little grey cells, they are fast slipping away as senility approaches.


184 posted on 06/09/2006 5:07:34 PM PDT by epow
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To: Barset

I wonder if the Bostonian Idiot was trying, deliberately or subconsciously, to imitate Jimmy Breslin or Damon Runyan in telling one of the "guy" stories.

Whatever; it doesn't work.

Nothing will work for the Bostonian Idiot until he gets himself into some sort of treatment center, living in a halfway house with a curfew and no internet access, being treated by drug-and-alcohol counselors, and attending AA meetings three times a day.

Of course he won't do that.

And so the Bostonian Idiot has doomed himself to be a loser.


185 posted on 06/09/2006 5:23:43 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: Charles Henrickson

All the Sunnis
Hate the Saudis,
And the innies
Hate the outies,


Too, too much! :o)


186 posted on 06/09/2006 5:24:21 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Charles Henrickson

I would have disagreed with you that there may be a place for Pitt still in Dem politics before todays DUFU. I guess the more whacked out a Dem is the higher they can go. And the media whores look at all the Dem insanity as if it were not just reasonable, but evidence of a highly evolved intelligence cleverly concealing their genius from the proles inside moldy, CIA caps kept in briefcases, or like today, canny campaign tactics plopped into a return-to-sender envelope.

So, yeah, I guess in the normal course of Dem progress and considering his experiences with schoolchildren Pitt could wind up as the Commissioner of Education in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.


187 posted on 06/09/2006 5:24:29 PM PDT by Barset
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To: steve-b

So tell him our squad commander tried to give the poor man a beer and a bite of his barbeque sandwich, but he was just too far gone....


Make that a barbequed HAM sandwich!


188 posted on 06/09/2006 5:37:37 PM PDT by confederate_infidel (People don't kill people. Cantoloupe kill people.)
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To: franksolich

No, the way he mistreats and uses people as props in his carefully staged set pieces that are supposed to represent his life, makes him a loser, drunk or sober.


189 posted on 06/09/2006 5:44:06 PM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL Bump !!!!


190 posted on 06/09/2006 5:46:01 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yes, but disgusted that we used an airstrike to kill one man.

 

Well, we WERE waiting for Pitt to use his Swiss Army Knife with the corkscrew...

191 posted on 06/09/2006 5:48:20 PM PDT by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"He's probably pining for the car bombs."

"Yeah, that's it. He's pining for the Fords..."

192 posted on 06/09/2006 6:04:21 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is probably the funniest ever!


193 posted on 06/09/2006 6:06:19 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: PJ-Comix
Makes No Difference. If Bush thinks this will help his approval rating, it won't with me.

Then I guess you don't count...

Too much has happened. Even if they suddenly killed bin Laden it would make no difference.

Is this still about you?

Bush has proven over & over again that he's a fascist.

Only in the DUmmie universe, which (thank GOD!) I don't dwell in....

It's too late for him.

Yes it is. Bush can't run for re-election....

194 posted on 06/09/2006 7:42:37 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Of course the mouth-breathing, blood-thirsty right wingers will consider this as a springboard to a midterm victory, and we will see this coverage trotted out daily, with generous doses of "Hooray for our side"..

Damn right!!!!

195 posted on 06/09/2006 7:52:14 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am never happy when somebody dies.

Oh come on, DUmmie, I bet you were one of the ones cheering Reagans death. And Barbra Olson's. I bet you would be ecstatic if Bush died. Its only butchering terrorists that you grieve for.

196 posted on 06/09/2006 10:53:26 PM PDT by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wouldn't it had been more fun to capture him alive and forced him to pose nude??

This must be benburch.

197 posted on 06/09/2006 10:55:14 PM PDT by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: PJ-Comix

We shouldn't have killed him because now the Mooselips are really going to hate us!

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters


198 posted on 06/09/2006 11:02:11 PM PDT by bray (Hey Zaqueeri, how ya like those IEDs???)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If he really is dead. . . .


'Ello. I wish to register a complaint.
'Ello, Miss? I wish to make a complaint!


Look matey, Zarqawi wouldn't "voom" if you put
four thousand volts through 'im!
'E's bleedin' demised!

199 posted on 06/09/2006 11:15:11 PM PDT by Watery Tart (We apologise for the fault in the taglines. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"The . . . Comfy Chair?!!"

And if that doesn't work, tie him to the rack!

200 posted on 06/09/2006 11:24:04 PM PDT by Watery Tart (We apologise for the fault in the taglines. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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