Posted on 05/26/2006 4:40:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Earlier this week, the DUmmies were left with EGG on their collective faces when it turned out that their hero, Jessie MacBeth, who confessed to committing war crimes in Iraq was a Fake Army Ranger. After having to gorge on crow, the DUmmies are now back and essentially saying that the fact he was fake doesn't matter because our troops are committing war crimes despite the LACK of evidence to back up this assertion as you can see in the THREAD titled, "Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?" Yes, "Fake but Accurate" seems to be the motto of the DUmmies. So let us now watch the latest rantings from the "Reality Based Community" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that MacBeth will soon have lots of time to brush up on his Shakespeare from a jail cell, is in the [brackets]:
Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?
[Not in DUmmieland where actual facts are considered to be quite beside the point.]
There's been an uproar over a supposedly hoaxed video of a G.I. admitting to mass murder of innocents, but does anyone actually doubt that certain of our soldiers are indeed mad dog killers? No, I'm not saying they all are, but many are. We've seen the evidence over and over. But the number one group of war criminals is of course the neo cons, the ones who tricked the soldiers into thinking the Iraqis are the ones who attacked us, and that they are mere cockroaches to be smashed asunder. It's not the soldiers who should be punished, it's the commanders in chief.
[Despite an utter LACK of evidence, let's just make politically motivated War Crimes accusations.]
No. Jack Murtha has confirmed they are committing war crimes. Murtha wouldn't ever lie about something like that.
[Oh no. Jack Murtha would NEVER fib despite having NO EVIDENCE to back up his charges.]
careful... We aren't supposed to question the ersatz hero worship of the troops. Even many at DU fall in line and don't dare question this. This war mentality isn't likely to change anytime soon. It has been carefully instigated by the military industrial complex after their failure in Vietnam. With their pawns in the media they have cultivated an unquestioning mantra of "support the troops".
[careful... We aren't supposed to back up our wild claims with FACTS.]
Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!
[Thanx for PERFECTLY expressing the DUmmie attitude of Fake but Accurate.]
a war suggests an equal opportunity type of thing. this was a rape and pillage occupation contrary to international law against a weakened country
[WHO was raped? WHAT was pillaged and by WHOM? Sorry for asking these irritating questions.]
It is an illegal war. Every soldier fighting it is committing a crime. I said the guilt for that crime falls to the moral ledger of the Bush Regime, who launched an aggressive "pre-emptive" war in much the same manner Hitler did when he marched in to Poland.
[Since the DUmmies are UNABLE to find actual FACTS to back up their War Crimes charges they redefine War Crimes to mean our entry into Iraq. When the FACTS don't match the charge then just CRIMINALIZE policy decisions.]
Americans can be extremely Barbaric. I am a witness to that fact
[And you are now witness to the fact that you are being barbarically roasted alive for all to see on the DUmmie FUnnies.]
My husband served over there for more than a year and he never participated in nor witnessed a war crime.
[PLEASE!!! STOP with the FACTS!!!]
It's happening everyday. They kill without question or without reason. They walk around with their finger on the trigger ready to shoot.
[Is that you, Jessie MacBeth?]
I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.
[Testify to this "fact" before congress and someday, you too, might become a U.S. Senator and run for President.]
It is evident that the US miltary is just as ugly and as capable of evil acts as any other army in history.
[This sounds like Jack Murtha's campaign speech.]
I believe there are a lot of rapes we dont hear about. and i dont give a f*ck what kind of stress your in, rape is inexcusable and were never hearing a peep about it.
[Possibly because it ISN'T happening?]
Why is it when I see a DUmmie Funnies posted, the first thing I do is scroll to the bottom to see if I can get in the top ten, then scroll back up and read the article?
It's happening everyday. They kill without question or without reason. They walk around with their finger on the trigger ready to shoot.
I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.
It is evident that the US miltary is just as ugly and as capable of evil acts as any other army in history.
I believe there are a lot of rapes we dont hear about. and i dont give a f*ck what kind of stress your in, rape is inexcusable and were never hearing a peep about it.
Yeah, don't even QUESTION their patriotism. Also, they DO support the troops. Doublethink about it.
They don't even realize that their double standards are doing a lot to keep them out of power.
-Eric
Foundation, burden of proof, speculation, hearsay... DU is one big hillarious evidence law hypothetical.
Only because "drooling idiot" was already taken.
When I join the military, I want to
*Go off and kill brown people in the desert
*Go off and kill brown people in the jungle
*Go off to the jungle, get three Purple Hearts from self-inflicted wounds and ingrown toenails, then throw them back over the White House fence
*Go off and kill brown people, then slander the hell out of my (not-) beloved Corps
*Go off and kill brown people, then criticize Bush as a "former general" and suddenly be liked by the DUmmies, as well as the only general whose opinions receive airplay on the MSM
But don't forget: they support the troops. And they don't like having their patriotism questioned.
Does that mean that if I accuse Murtha of, say, genocide, I can have him kicked out of Congress? Even if I do so with absolutely no evidence? Because just because I don't have any evidence doesn't mean that he DIDN'T commit genocide.
I wonder how the DUmmies would handle that one.
LOL
DU is so stupid.
They ASS ume that there are war crimes going on from their parent's basements although they've never been over there and NEVER been in the military.
Yes, this is sarcasm. "Truthiness" was coined by Steve Colbert to mean things that are sorta like the truth, but not really.
SD
Truthiness is the quality by which a person purports to know something emotionally or instinctively, without regard to evidence or to what the person might conclude from intellectual examination. Stephen Colbert coined this definition of the word during the first episode (October 17, 2005) of his satirical television program The Colbert Report, as the subject of a segment called "The Wørd."
I would bet it's a LFT getting a little dig in at the Reality based community.
Top 35! Let's napalm DU HQ!
You might also notice that everything is still about race to the DUmmies.
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