Posted on 05/24/2006 7:05:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Let me take this opportunity to dispel the ugly rumor that Wee Willie Pitt is holed up in BROKEBAT CAVE. The fact is that Pied Piper Pitt is still hiding out in his Furorbunker, desperately hoping that his Hoaxmas Fraud will somehow blow over. Not likely. However, Pitt has sent out a trial balloon in the form of this WEIRD TruthOut ARTICLE aptly named "Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me" published on May 23. The article itself is typical longwinded Pitt which means it would put you right to sleep if I were to post it here. However, despite its dullness, this article is AMAZING in what it DOESN'T say. Namely NOTHING about the Fitzmas controversy. It is as if on December 8, 1941, Franklin D. Roosevelt went before Congress to give a speech entirely devoted to rural electrification programs without a single mention of a certain attack on Pearl Harbor the day before. Of course, Pitt must have known his article would would be posted and commented upon in DUmmieland which you can see HERE. In effect there is a virtual Pitt who posted his comment (via another DUmmie) and we all KNOW that the real Pitt, from deep within the Furorbunker, was monitoring the responses in order to figure out if it is safe to return to DUmmieland. Bad news for Pitt. As we shall see, it is NOT safe for Pitt to return. He doesn't have to drill holes in Dustin Hoffman's teeth asking, "Is it safe?" in order to figure this out. So let us now read the DUmmie attacks on the virtual Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still waiting for the return of the Magic Man, is in the [brackets]:
Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me
[Not after Hoaxmas. I don't want them to know that I know you, Pitt. Anyway, I will now skip your long winded article notable ONLY for the fact that you didn't once mention Fitzmas. Anybody out there who is currently suffering from insomnia is welcome to read it as it is sure to cure your condition. And now on to the DUmmie comments that completely AVOID Pitt's dull treatise and concentrates SOLELY on the Hoaxmas scandal...]
I adore Will Pitt..... I feel honored to know him. He has a pure heart.
[It looks like DUmmie liberalnurse has all the qualifications for being an official William Rivers Pitt groupie---complete mindlessness.]
Wow, I want some of what you're smoking ... I know Pitt too - have for a few years - and let's just say it's not something I gush about.
[One DUmmie is full of mush and the other DUmmie doesn't gush.]
Then I sense you may be a bit on the delusional side when you say you have known him for years.....Maybe you have knowledge of Will Pitt or something on the acquaintance level....but not actually "know him", call him a friend.....and return the kindness as friends always do. Maybe I got the wrong message from your post? Feel free to clarify for me.
[And DUmmie liberal nurse still won't hush.]
like calling people cretins for disagreeing with him and jason "grand larceny" leopold? sounds like pure bullshit to me...
[The DUmmies are revolting!]
he lied, and he was convicted of grand larceny. ohhhh, pointing out someone lied and committed a felony is a smear if the person who committed the felony and lied is a liberal.
[Don't forget the drug addiction.]
Good article, thanks for posting!
[I will allow the following DUmmie to do the punchline...]
Everything except the elephant in the room named Karl Rove or cretins
[Badda-Bing!]
Perhaps you just can't see him. It's magic, man.
[If anybody can, the Magic Man can.]
Isn't Pitt big enough to make his own posts? Inquiring cretins want toknow
[Inquiring Freepers too.]
I completely believe the information is accurate. It's the time line that has things in disarray. I believe the article information was validated and the intent to write the story was seeded in the spirit of credible journalistic fashion. The time line for the public knowledge of the indictment is an issue that can not be controlled by the messenger. I have no clue as to why there is a delay, but I do believe there is indeed a firewall of sorts in place. There is a reason.....I just don't know what that reason is at the moment.
[DUmmie liberalnurse, completely buying into TruthOut's Partial Birth Apology.]
This isn't about "TruthOut" it's about a fellow DU'er who called us vile names for no reason. Let's get our stories straight here when you try to say that folks didn't believe Will and now he's going to come back like a conquering hero for those of you who would have worshiped any rock star in another time. Let's have some perspective here. That's what I'm saying.
[Pitt expects to return to DUmmieland and to be unquestioningly worshipped as before.]
Forgiving him YET AGAIN would be akin to a wife making up with her abusive husband. Trust Pitt again? I don't think so. Ladyhawk don't play that. As far as I'm concerned Pitt is through.
[Pied Piper Pitt has turned into the J.J. Hunsecker...at the end of the Sweet Smell of Success.
And in absense of an apology for his behavior... he gets what he gets. There's nothing to change the trajectory of the way things are going, as they are. He could end it. If it weren't for that damned hubris.
[What, ME apologize?]
Forgiveness after repeated abuse is just plain stupid. Liberalnurse, I know you have a very good heart, but I have to disagree with you on this one. Words can really hurt. I've never been a target of Pitt's words, but I can't help but notice a pattern of verbal abuse heaped on others. I can't stand by and let someone get away with doing that to my friends.
[Does this mean you won't be swalloing the Wee Willie Kool Aid that DUmmie liberalnurse is holding out for you?]
"STFU already" and we sound like freepers? Sorry, Angry Sara, but having grown up with drunks, the "he was inebriated!!!!" excuse doesn't wash with me. I am up to here with being called a freeper, not the least of which for having a healthy skepticism about the original sorry.
[DUmmies hate being called Freepers because it would imply that they are sane.]
Oh, you're saying he was drunk? Well that makes everything fine! Yes he did direct ugly words at me personally, many years ago, and I have avoided him since then. And I have received PMs from other long time DUers who got the same ugly treatment. And ne'er an apology was forthcoming to anyone until he finally went completely over the edge and attacked Skinner. It is said that one's true nature comes out when one has become drunk - you know, in vino veritas.
[And Pitt has certainly been in vino at Bukowski's every night.]
After each of his disgraceful displays, he has apologized, but an apology is only good if that person is working toward never letting it happen again. I don't see that. He'll blow up again and next time it will probably be even worse. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm through with him. I'm not going to take a chance on being within the blast radius next time he goes off.
[Just stay at least a mile away from Bukowski's to avoid that blast radius.]
He's in his early 30's; not exactly a teenager learning how to handle his liquor. He wants to be taken seriously and respected, but be excused for repeated episodes of immature behavior. Reminds me of the kid who kills his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.
[William Menendez Pitt.]
"Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me: By William Rivers Pitt" Don't worry Will. I won't tell 'em I know you. I'm pretty embarrassed to have heard of ya!
[Badda-Boom!]
Locking. This round robin of accusations and counter accusations isn't constructive to discussion here on Democratic Underground. Thanks.
[But it's sure constructive to lots of laughs here on the DUmmie FUnnies. Thanks.]
post-of-the-year nomination! Bravo!
LOL on that "Cheers" episode!!!
DUmmieland trainwreck in slow-motion bump!
Pitt's got this...y'know...armadillo in his trousers, and the girls all run away screaming, y'know?Maybe one of these days someone will tell him it's supposed to go in the front.
-Eric
I don't frequent Dummy forums much anymore (stupidity is contagious), but it was always fun and illuminating to see the praise heaped on Comrade Pitt by his fellow leftist hysterians at DummyU. It was reminiscent of the cult of personality thing most leftist governments and institutions eventually devolve into. I'm sure Pitt enjoyed his Fearless Leader status, but apparently even many DUers have gagged on his "celebrity". Poor Comrade Pitt.... what a shame his bright red star has fallen. (snicker)
Yes, I think all of "the construction people all over my house" have finished the remodel and Beth may have even more space to handle "money flooding in from all over the world" for a Pitt fundraiser.
Garden, did you see Beth's claim on the recent Miichael Moore/Andy Stephenson thread, that JH's finance director "hung up on me, and Andy was escorted out of JH by JH security?"
That had to be May 10, because Dummies were circulating an email to Beth dated May 9 from JH's financial officer explaining how "Andy" should meet her "around the corner from the Admissions desk" and hand over the cash there.
Poor Andy. "Just a hair" away from a Whipple and JH tosses him out the door. "No Whipple for you."
They never rest.
Is Wee Willie still missing?
You know I always marveled at the far-left's ability to characterize their own country as a fascist nightmare and their own fellow citizens as reactionary, right-wing robots. I imagined foreign web users reading only lefty forums like DU for their info on what the U.S was really like.
I'm sure they envisioned armed troops on every street shooting minorities...frail, starved citizens seeking crusts of bread from passing rich Republican motorists (the only people with cars)...armed to the teeth average citizens engaged in daily shootouts with their neighbors...the tv fare dominated by right-wing religious programming. And all dissent mercilessly crushed by the ultra-right wing Republican gov with the lefties thrown into the concentration camps that surely must be omnipresent in every state and county.
I would also imagine their surprise when and if they visited the U.S. to realize that the lefties are full of it. No armed troops on street corners shooting minorities at random. No starving citizens (quite the opposite)...no concentration camps... people calling Bush names and demonstrating with impunity in front of the White House. The national media in full rhetorical flourish calling the president a liar and a criminal on a daily basis with no repercussions.
What must they think of the lefty forum inhabitants other than that they are overpopulated by hysterical, drama queens who have an overarching sense of their own self-importance as well a severe detachment from reality.
"Or perhaps the Bostonian Idiot fantasizes about being treated at...Johns Hopkins."
Well at JH he can wander away from the noisy wards and find a quiet spot in the ICU where he can use his cell-phone and laptop to communicate his deep thoughts to his adoring fans.
Oh, wait a minute, Pitt said during his Conservative Underground disinformation operation that Mass. General in Boston permitted cell-phones and other e-equipment in the ICU, so maybe he could remain in Boston.
I think you have something there, though. With JH having the only doctor on the planet that can treat Pitt's condition, and also the reputation of being merciless bloodsuckers, a Pitt fundraiser would be difficult for the Dummies to resist. They love a challenge.
But what is the name of the medical procedure to excise megalomania? An ego-ectomy?
What a coward.
Somebody should do a milk carton picture.
Is all that Andy Stephenson stuff still going on? Gotta link?
If Will Pitt and Bill Clinton ever met, the resulting critical mass of ego would make the H-bomb look like a wet firecracker.
Hmmm... maybe something along the lines of Captain Wonder's costume?
Oh, too good!! ROFLMAO. Thanks for that Roscoe! :-)
Pitt's "Dear Skinner" rant. (deleted from DU, but not before somebody posted it to Daily Kos for comment.
A hu-bris.
(PJ, at least, will catch that one.)
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