DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Sally'sConcerns]

In other words, I have better things to do with my time.

Ruh roh! Looks like sPitt is finally going to make good on his way-overdue promises to "get" us. He has so many more important things to do now, doncha know?!?!!

Here's part of his "promise" to me. Believe me though, where I've got 'snip', it was a major snipping of his original. I took the liberty of snipping because I didn't want to waste a major amount of bandwidth. (Sorry about the cursing but it's part of sPitt's eloquence.)

[Major snip!]

 

I'll make this short.

 

[Major snip!]

 

F*$k you.

 

You were a part of it, and now you can live with it. Live
with it for the rest of your life. I don't know who 'Ms
_____' is, but if you have your fingerprints on this, the
hammer is coming, civil and criminal. I have a lot of money
hoarded up for this. You are now my project.
 
So f*$k you.
 
Live with it.
 
That'll be the least of it when I am done.
 
I f*$king promise.

I'm sceeert now! Guess sPitt's going to spending a lot of the money he has hoarded up and I guess we're going to finally be moved to the forefront of his to-do list.

[Repub4bush]

OK Darn it!!! ;)

[PJ-Comix]

Try the Pensacola Beach show on July 4th, for my money that's the best.

Is that directly OVER the beach so you can just lie on your back in the water and watch it?

[decal]

"Guess sPitt's going to spending a lot of the money he has hoarded up and I guess we're going to finally be moved to the forefront of his to-do list."

What was that, nine MONTHS or so ago?

Well, you know, short-term memory is among the things to go in late-stage alcoholism...see:

http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/korsakoffs_syndrome.jsp

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That little twit actually had the nerve to threaten you?

[Hawk1976]

It's so close in to the beach that you can't be in the water for the event. It's been great every time I've been to it.

I've also been to the air show at Andrews AFB, Davis-Monthan AFB, and will see the Pax River show this year.

[steve-b]

It has been said by many long-time posters that the healthiest thing one can do from time to time is take a break from this place.

The realization that getting away from the DUmp would be a healthy move qualifies for a Brief Moment Of Clarity Kewpie Doll.

[gate2wire]

Oh my, that might be the second worst picture I've ever seen.


(Long time no talk. Who do you like in the Derby?)

[PJ-Comix]

Hey! What's THAT all about? Details please!

[Charles Henrickson]

It's the end of an Era of Shameless Self-Hype.

It's . . .

The Day When Everything
Finally Changed!

[Darkwolf377]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE STAY. Please?

This reminds me of David Letterman threatening to quit so many times because he wants people to beg him not to. There's a real need in these people to fish for compliments. Very drama queenish.

[Charles Henrickson]

The Puffed Up Verbose One . . . Pied Piper Pitt, is leaving DUmmieland.

Willie, we hardly knew ye!

[Charles Henrickson]

And what was the reason for this sudden departure? Most likely it was the result of recently getting egg on his face for backing up the "integrity" of JASON LEOPOLD.

. . . . Leopold & Lib

[decal]

There are numerous ranting by The Cubed P in Scamdy.

http://scamdy.com/forum/html/viewforum.php?f=5&sid=04c8ca1f9c23a098bc2436b2ad3b398b

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

In other words, I have better things to do with my time.

[skimask]

Facts are not one of P3's strengths. He comes to a conclusion in his demented mind then manufactures the facts to support it. But I guess thats a standard practice for the majority of the DU membership.

Merry Fitzmas Pitt

[Charles Henrickson]

adieu to a DUmmie who has provided LOTS of laughs in many DUFU editions

William Rivers "Will" Pitt
AKA Pied Piper Pitt, P³, Wee Willie Pitt, The Pitt and the Ponderous,
The Wild Bull of the Pompous, Snake Pitt, Bad Pitt, Will the Shill.
Son of failed Alabama Democrat Party hack, former teacher at private school in Boston, self-styled "journalist,"
bloviating prog blogger (truthout, PDA), press secretary for Kookcinich (for five minutes) while actually supporting Kerry,
friend (?) of Andy, friend (?) of Cindy, friend (?) of bar bouncers, DUmmieland golden boy, all-time favorite DUFUee.

[Charles Henrickson]

I headed up to New Hampshire to dog-sit . . .

. . . a Pittbull.

[Repub4bush]

I don't know yet in the derby. Waiting to see who Hubby picks. Then I am going to see who my mom likes, then I will probably box the 2 on one ticket and add a 3rd for the tri on another one;)Mom (who has no clue how to pick)was the one winning last year picking in all 3 triple crown races, not hubby...LOL

Oh and mom is not a gambler...LOL she did for fun and won!HA!!!

[Purrcival]

Was this something to do with Scamdy?