[austinaero]

Could it be that no one watches CNN anymore?

[TXBSAFH]

Live right, eat healthy, exercise, don't smoke, don't drink, die anyway. Something has to kill you. Who cares.

[Andy from Beaverton]

Is the C-word network still on the air???

[Spruce]

First of all CNN is full of guano.

Second, every year we are inundated with doom-and-gloom predictions about the next 'killer' epidemic which never happens.

Third, if this IS a killer pandemic, what good will worrying do?

[jazusamo]

Gee, no matter how hard we try to panic the people, they just won't go for it. Typical CNN>

[Uncle Miltie]

Whatcha gonna do about it, eh?

[stm]

Don't you just hate it when the lamestream media propaganda machine throws a rod????

[Savage Beast]

Hey, CNN: Propaganda is boring!!! Anybody who's still watching you is asleep.

[RightResponse]

CNN Perplexed by Calm U.S. Public

Read: Mad Cow Disease

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

So a Lion, an Elephant, and a Chicken are sitting in a bar having a drink.

The Lion boasts, "When I roar, the animals of the jungle tremble"

The Elephants boasts, "When I Trumpet and Stomp, not only do the animals tremble, the ground actually trembles beneath me"

The Chicken Laughs and says, "Thats nothing, all I have to do is sneeze, and the entire world sh!ts it's self."

[mlc9852]

I'm just waiting for steak to be marked down!

[Unkosified]

Dear CNN,
More and more people are learning not to listen to you. It's your own fault. Turn out the lights, the party's over.

CNN = Constant Nincompoop News

[Unkosified]

Dear CNN,
More and more people are learning not to listen to you. It's your own fault. Turn out the lights, the party's over.

CNN = Constant Nincompoop News

[SkyPilot]

[HEY4QDEMS]

Perhaps we're just waiting until we hear the news from a reliable source.

[76834]

Not one danged thing I can do about it so am not going to waste my time worrying.

BTW
You know you have bird flu when you get headaches, sniffles and:
Get a sudden uncontrollable urge to go out and poop on someone's windshield.

[TChris]

Dear CNN,

There's a fable named "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Find it. Read it. Try to comprehend it.

Sincerely,
Most Americans

[CHICAGOFARMER]

“We’ve fanned the flames of fear about this stuff,” said CNN’s Jack Cafferty on March 18. He was talking about bird flu, and his admission just confirmed the Free Market Project’s ongoing analysis of media coverage.


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Someone tell these genius types at MSM that they have lied so long no one will listen to their opinion.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“We’ve fanned the flames of fear about this stuff,” said CNN’s Jack Cafferty on March 18.

Jack Cafferty's biggest worry has always been "the 86-proof flu". Who would listen to this old sot...especially on the day after St. Patrick's Day?!

[peacebaby]

"“We’ve fanned the flames of fear about this stuff,”

What admission! He'll regret making this statement.