[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

So a Lion, an Elephant, and a Chicken are sitting in a bar having a drink.

The Lion boasts, "When I roar, the animals of the jungle tremble"

The Elephants boasts, "When I Trumpet and Stomp, not only do the animals tremble, the ground actually trembles beneath me"

The Chicken Laughs and says, "Thats nothing, all I have to do is sneeze, and the entire world sh!ts it's self."

[techcor]

Good one.