It would be the feel-good movie of the year. 
Posted on 02/28/2006 9:59:40 AM PST by lowbridge
If Republicans Ran Hollywood, Recent Movies would look like this ......
by - Alpha_Kenny_Woun 17 minutes ago (Tue Feb 28 2006 09:35:13 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
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Brokeback Mountain: A cowboy and cowgirl fall in love in the west while defending the borders from illegal Mexican immigrants, most of whom happen to be homosexuals for some reason.
Jarhead: A soldier goes into the Marine Corpse, during which he learns the meaning of the words, honor, courage, and integrity. He goes to Iraq and is assigned to defend an outpost with a squad of 8 battle hardened vets. In the climax the outpost is attacked by 5 million bloodthirsty Iraqis, but the Americans hold out and in the end they salute the American flag with tears running down their eyes.
Million Dollar Baby: Female boxer Hillary Swank is paralyzed for life but kept alive by machines, leading to her to ask Clint Eastwood to end her life of suffering. Eastwood replies that it is anti-God to relieve someone of suffering, so Swank lies in the hospital bed for the remaining 5 hours of the film, praying for God to kill her. It ends with Eastwood walking off into the sunset complaining about how Swank is an ugly liberal atheist.
Munich: It starts off with the planes flying into the World Trade Center, then flashbacks to the Palestinians murdering Isrealis at the 1972 Olympics. Movie over.
The New World: Innocent Europeans make landfall on the Virginia coast and try to make peace with the local natives. The natives, however, are savage beasts who worship multiple Gods and start beheading the Europeans. At the end, John Smith turns to John Rolfe and asks, "Whyyy? Why did this happen to us?" Then the movie switches to the 9/11 attacks and says, "Never forget."
Syriana: The CIA hunts terrorist sympathizer George Clooney, who has left Hollywood and is arming various terrorist cells in the Middle East. When Clooney asks "Why am I being investigated?" a butch republican appears from behind and says, "Because you're a liberal," and caps Clooney in the head.
Memoirs of a Geisha: American civil war vet Tom Cruise goes to Japan to teach the art of being a geisha to an innocent Japanese girl. They fall in love and help an honorable Samurai warload overthrow the atheist liberal Japanese government. Then the movie switches to the 9/11 attacks and says, "never forget."
Get Rich or Die Tryin: Already a republican movie.
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LOL!
It would be the feel-good movie of the year.
Come out of the closet Tom!
I like it. Altho some of this could have liberal-slight undertones.
I like 'em all.
"In the climax the outpost is attacked by 5 million bloodthirsty Iraqis, but the Americans hold out and in the end they salute the American flag with tears running down their eyes."
Ok, this one is a little far-fetched. Change it to "bloodthirsty islamofascists". That's better.
my "Crash" review:another "Finding Forrester", "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner","In the Heat of the Night",cliche race movie.
more style over substance.stuck on stupid (in 1950)
no gains in race relations have been made in the past 40 years
(sarcasm)
Where can I rent these?
LOL
Brokeback Mountain: A cowboy and cowgirl fall in love in the west while defending the borders from illegal Mexican immigrants, most of whom happen to be homosexuals for some reason.
I don't care who ya are; That's funny right there.
I got no problem with these....just don't jack up the ticket prices any more.
Works for me.
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