1 posted on
02/28/2006 9:59:42 AM PST by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Get Rich or Die Tryin: Already a republican movie. LOL!
2 posted on
02/28/2006 10:03:59 AM PST by
Rummyfan
To: lowbridge
"Why am I being investigated?" a butch republican appears from behind and says, "Because you're a liberal," and caps Clooney in the head.It would be the feel-good movie of the year. 
3 posted on
02/28/2006 10:11:00 AM PST by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: lowbridge
Hey - I gotta admit, these are pretty creative! Gave me a good laugh, that's for sure. Let's see how many people take offense to the list.
4 posted on
02/28/2006 10:28:08 AM PST by
CT-Freeper
(Said the perpetually dejected Mets fan.)
To: lowbridge
Memoirs of a Geisha: American civil war vet Tom Cruise goes to Japan to teach the art of being a geisha to an innocent Japanese girl. Come out of the closet Tom!
To: lowbridge
I like it. Altho some of this could have liberal-slight undertones.
6 posted on
02/28/2006 10:37:27 AM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: lowbridge
7 posted on
02/28/2006 11:08:36 AM PST by
gate2wire
To: lowbridge
"In the climax the outpost is attacked by 5 million bloodthirsty Iraqis, but the Americans hold out and in the end they salute the American flag with tears running down their eyes."
Ok, this one is a little far-fetched. Change it to "bloodthirsty islamofascists". That's better.
8 posted on
02/28/2006 11:12:15 AM PST by
gate2wire
To: lowbridge
my "Crash" review:another "Finding Forrester", "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner","In the Heat of the Night",cliche race movie.
more style over substance.stuck on stupid (in 1950)
no gains in race relations have been made in the past 40 years
(sarcasm)
9 posted on
03/03/2006 12:25:07 PM PST by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
To: lowbridge
Where can I rent these?
LOL
10 posted on
03/03/2006 12:26:03 PM PST by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: lowbridge
Brokeback Mountain: A cowboy and cowgirl fall in love in the west while defending the borders from illegal Mexican immigrants, most of whom happen to be homosexuals for some reason.
I don't care who ya are; That's funny right there.
11 posted on
03/03/2006 12:30:05 PM PST by
Redcloak
(<--- Not always a "people person")
To: lowbridge
I got no problem with these....just don't jack up the ticket prices any more.
To: lowbridge
13 posted on
03/03/2006 12:33:53 PM PST by
dfwgator
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