[onyx]

LOL! A good little read.

[Semper Paratus]

Why is Alec Baldwin still here? Is he still waiting for his passport?

[andy58-in-nh]

Has anyone else noticed that the thread headlines today are unusually provocative? I'm tying to restrain myself....
someone else: please... give in to temptation... Alec Baldwin eats.....

[John Jorsett]

I love the logic being employed on the left these days: we don't have enough Democrats to block Supreme Court nominations, so let's work for the defeat of the ones we do have.

[jazusamo]

I don't care where he goes, I just wish he'd go.

[ClearCase_guy]

"I loathe and despise him on a daily basis", said Baldwin.

Alex shows once again that while "Hate" is not a family value, it certainly is a Democrat value.

[griswold3]

This could be fun. Match the characters.
Democratic Gilligan's Island..
Gilligan George Stephanopolis
Skipper Alec Baldwin (FAG member)
Professor Al Gore
Mr & Mrs Thurston Howell III - John & Theresa HeinzKerry
Ginger Sharon Stone
Mary Ann Cindy Sheehan

[Phsstpok]

Alec was especially hard on Democrat Zell Miller. "I lothe (sic) and despise him on a daily basis", said Baldwin.

Alec just gave Zell an early birthday present. Zell Miller will be thrilled to hear this news.

[wallcrawlr]

I'm sure his gay buddies in hollywood are jealous.

[jw777]

Alec, try and gain 80lbs this year!

[finnman69]

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin

Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You f*cked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen

Your garbage needs some hauling’
And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Hey Baldwin. France is that-a-way ----->

[shezza]

Meanwhile, brother Stephen Baldwin is furious at the "chicken shit Democrats" in the Senate family.

[Al Simmons]

Artist: Lyrics

Artist: Kim Jong II

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth I had a terrific plan I thought it would work

Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other You see But it all went wrong and now I must decree

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen. Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin

That’s why I blew your head off And your children are all Baldwin

Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me But also with Balmacks who are giant bees The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You fucked up my whole plan And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen

Your garbage needs some hauling’ And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin Now I must return home a failure I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling

[Vision]

The crafty among the left wing are bright enough to conceal their true motives, but Baldwin just lets it fly unabashedly, like a bank robber who's not afraid to take off his ski mask and look directly into the security camera. I like that in a person.

LOLOL, now that's funny