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Big James Lileks Smackdown, re: "Palestinian" Elections and Bloody ROP Cartoon Protests
Lileks.com/Screedblog ^ | 02/03/2006 | James Lileks

Posted on 02/02/2006 10:24:20 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Godwin’s Law says you’ve lost the argument the moment you invoke Hitler. Example: “I love my dog.” Response: “Well, so did Hitler.” Ergo you’re a Nazi. Godwinizing the debate should always be avoided, and no doubt eyes rolled when some commentators equated Hamas’ electoral victory with Hitler’s ascendance. Sure, they both have a thing about wiping out the Jews, but other than that, it’s just Godwinian over-simplification. One small problem: in the recent Palestinian elections, there was a candidate named . . . Hitler.

And he won! As the New York Times put it: “The candidate's name is Jamal Abu Roub, but everyone here calls him Hitler because, well, that is the name he has answered to quite comfortably since he was a teenager.” Wonder why. His distinctive moustache and plastered-down hair, no doubt. Maybe he sat around the coffeehouse all day demanding the remilitarization of the Rhineland. Mr. Hitler ran on the sclerotic corrupt Fatah ticket, not the dynamic hunka-hunka-burnin’ hate Hamas ticket, but he won anyway. No doubt commentators would opine that Mr. Hitler must now moderate in order to lead, and perhaps would change his name to Albert Speer.

If the election proves anything, it’s that Hitler can win and people still won’t see the parallels to the last big batch of professional Jew-haters – no matter how crazy they get. The election was barely over, and the celebratory bullets hadn’t all pattered to earth, when the demands began. Israeli National News quoted Hamas leader Mahmoud Zahar on the key issue of the day: the insulting affront presented by the Israeli flag. "Israel must remove the two blue stripes from its national flag", said Zahar. “The stripes on the flag are symbols of occupation. They signify Israel's borders stretching from the River Euphrates to the River Nile."

Yes, indeed. And the fifty stars on the American flag symbolize this nation’s desire to occupy and annex the Milky Way. European diplomats will shrug off Zahar’s demands, just as the Iranian president’s pearls of wisdom are dismissed: he’s only playing to his base. Perhaps, but what does that say about the base? Nothing! They elected Hamas because they were fed up with the corruption of Fatah, just as Americans, tired of Nixon’s skullduggery, voted in the Birch-Klan-Commie Axis in ’74. Or something like that.

In any case, Hamas will have to govern now, the apologists say. Collect the trash. Or, more like, blame Zionist jets for strafing the garbage trucks. They might well “improve” the schools, but since they’ve already announced they’ll will impose Sharia, this might not sit well with secular Palestinians. (Helpful note to angry emailers: this is where you point out that some Christians want to teach Intelligent Design in Kansas, which of course is exactly the same thing as segregating students by sex and teaching the girls why driving is a sin.)

This should surprise no one, really. And if you don’t think it has any bearing on anything outside Gaza, consider this: last September a Danish newspaper published some satirical cartoons about Mohammed, which simply isn’t done. Compared to the illos you find in the Arab press, which could be described as “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion for Dummies,” the cartoons were mild – but some people will brook no dissent. In Gaza, armed men stormed an EU office to protest the cartoons, and a group called “Holy War” demanded all Nordic-types leave in 48 hours. Odd how quickly tolerated enlightened Europeans can descend to US status, eh? It’s almost as if support for those anti-Israel UN resolutions counted for nothing.

Former President Clinton, in full weathervane-mode in Qatar, denounced the cartoons as “appalling” and “totally outrageous.” “So now what are we going to do?” he asked. “Replace the anti-Semitic prejudice with anti-Islamic prejudice? . . . In Europe, most of the struggles we've had in the past 50 years have been to fight prejudices against Jews, to fight against anti-Semitism," he said. We? Bill Clinton now speaks for Europe? He continued: "Because people see headlines that they don't like (they will) apply that to a whole religion, a whole faith, a whole region and a whole people?" he asked.

No. Just the ones who vote for Hitler.


TOPICS: Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: cartoons; hitler; islam; israel; jameslileks; palestinians; religionofpiece

1 posted on 02/02/2006 10:24:21 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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2 posted on 02/02/2006 10:25:03 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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