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DUmmie FUnnies 02-02-06 ("Cindy Sheehan Does NOT Speak For Me")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 2, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/02/2006 5:11:05 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Uh-oh. It looks like DUmmie ruggerson is about to head for a Tombstoning ceremony for uttering these heretical words, "Cindy Sheehan Does NOT Speak For Me," in this THREAD. Whenever a DUmmie shows a brief Kewpie Doll moment of mental clarity, he is almost certain to be flamed bigtime by his fellow DUmmies. And to speak ill of sacred leftist icon, Cindy Sheehan, is sacrilege among the Left. As for Cindy's attempted protest last night against the President, I wonder if Cindy will also try to protest against her buddy Hugo Chavez when his term of office ends in about a couple of years and he UNCONSTITUTIONALLY (according to the Venezuelan Constitution) attempts to remain in office past that time. So let us observe the DUmmie outrage over criticizing Cindy Sheehan in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping for Cindy to run against DiFi for the Senate, is in the [brackets]:

Cindy Sheehan Does NOT Speak For Me

[APOSTATE! Prepare for your Tombstoning!!!]

I hate this war as much as anyone, and she has my sincere sympathy for her loss, as do all the families that have suffered, both here and in Iraq, in this godforsaken conflict.

But she does not speak for me. When she pulls publicity stunts, she is not representative of THIS Democrat, and I know that there are many others who feel similarly.

[Don't forget to congratulate Rep. Lynn Woolsey for giving Cindy the ticket to pull off this publicity stunt.]

So, you hear me, mainstream media?

Do NOT attempt to tar all Democrats because of the actions of one person.

[So what was Rep. Woolsey? A potted plant?]

She is ONE person, acting as she sees fit, and she has every right to speak out, even with civil disobedience, if she deems it necessary.

But that is HER decision. And the consequences for her actions should be HERS alone.

She DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME.

[EARTH to DUmmie ruggerson! Cindy DOES speak for the DUmmies as well as most of the Left. Get used to it. Cindy Sheehan IS your spokesperson. And now to hear the DUmmie slam against ruggerson for daring to question Cindy...]

Oh bullshit. I'd venture to guess Woolsey is proud of her.

[Yup! Another proud CA nutjob.]

She was INVITED and she just metaphorically spat in the face of Lynne Woolsey, who got her the tickets.

[Oh please, DUmmie ruggerson. I think Lynn Woolsey pretty much knew what was going down.]

Cindy is a patriot that we all could learn something from so get off your high horse people and realize what this woman is fighting for.

[Cindy Sheehan: The voice of the Democrat party.]

I hope Cindy and more like here never ever play it safe, sit down, and shut up EVER!

[I hope that Cindy continues speaking for the Democrats.]

What the hell is wrong with some of you people?

[Don't worry. That brief touch of rationality by DUmmie ruggerson has been effectively quarantined so the rest of DUmmieland is safe.]

She damn well speaks for me!!! Thank goddess she's got the 'nads to do it. The only thing you get from taking the high road is a nosebleed.

[Will your goddess cure the nosebleed?]

'Scuse me, Rasta, SHE's got Clitzpah! and Ruggerson needs to go crawl under a rug at this point in time......

[Clitzpah? That's a new word for me. Does that mean a female who has chutzpah?]

ruggerson & BUSH & most of LEADERS don't speak for me

[Time to drag DUmmie ruggerson out for his Tombstoning ceremony.]

I don't claim to speak for anyone but myself and I certainly don't buy the groupthink cult of personality bullshit.

[Uh-oh! It doesn't appear that ruggerson will go quietly into the night. And then he just makes it WORSE for himself with this...]

IMHO, if you're invited to an event like the SOTU, you behave accordingly. There is a time and a place for protest. Those are MY feelings on being civil and responsible.

[Okay, I can't stand it any more so let me say it now... LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

What did she do to protest? A f*cking t-shirt? Give me a f*cking break. A shirt does not a protest make. Be realistic here. Do you honestly believe that wearing a t-shirt should get you arrested?

[Ask the guy who was thrown out of the capitol in 1999 for wearing an anti-Clinton T-shirt.]

I wish I'D had tickets. I would've dropped trou and shown * what I REALLY think of him.

[Nothing?]

I'd be surprised if Lynn Wolsey is very upset - or even surprised.

[I'm sure Woolsey isn't a bit surprised. In fact she probably expected Cindy Sheehan to make trouble.]

Maybe you don't really know Cindy Sheehan. She has done more for us than you might know. Walking the halls of Congress, pleading with our representatives to do the right thing. Sacrificing her life to end this nightmare. Working towards impeachment. I heard her with Johnson's attorney general, Ramsey Clark, where she spoke all of our talking points. She talked about how Bush isn't even elected. He has multiple unconstitutional strikes against him, before we even start to talk NSA.

[Cindy Sheehan---Spokesperson of the Chimpeachment.]

Well, she does speak for me, but with a lot less profanity... than I would use. BECAUSE I TRULY DESPISE THE GODDAMN SHIT-EATING VILE NAZI SCUMBAG MOTHERF*CKERS WHO ARE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY!

[Is that you Lynn Woolsey?]

Malloy is just pounding ruggerson better say uncle

[Wow! DUmmie ruggerson not only gets slammed by his fellow DUmmies but by radio talk show host, Mike Malloy, as well for voicing his heresy.]

Agree totally, ruggerson, and thanks for having the guts to post this. She totally lost me when she actually met with Chavez, which was nuts. This was just stupid and it makes us all look bad.

[Uh-Oh! It looks like DUmmie liberalhistorian is about to form a duet with ruggerson in the upcoming Tombstoning ceremony.]

So what, she met with Chavez. I'd like to meet with Chavez. She's a citizen and she can meet whomever she pleases.

[Um...So will Hugo Chavez leave office when his term is over? Oops! Only Bush is being accused of unconstitutionally remaining in office by the DUmmies after his term is over.]

Ruggerson, Malloy just called you a "dumb ass" on his show

[I wonder what Mike Malloy would call the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Welcome to the American Taliban! Time to Wake up and smell the fascism!

[Welcome to the People's Paradise of North Korea! We Welcome the DUmmies with open arms!]

Capital Building or Reichtag?

[Or CapitOl?]

She doesn't care about whether Democrats get hurt in her crusade.

[Correct, DUmmie ruggerson, which is why I hope Cindy BEATS DiFi in the Senate race. A nutcase like Cindy ranting and raving AMONG the Democrats in the Senate is sure to DOOM that party to the status of Whigs.]

You need to get a grip on reality!

[DUmmieland: The Reality-Based Community.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

Cindy SPEAKS FOR ME IMPEACH THATBABY KILLING RAT BASTARD

[Since Pied Piper Pitt might soon be indisposed for 3 to 5 years, the DUmmies need a new spokesperson.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cindysheehan; dummies; lynnwoolsey; rudedems; sotu
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To: kevkrom

Karl Rove is running the Inquisition from his super double secret cubicle in the basement of the White House.


121 posted on 02/02/2006 9:54:46 AM PST by skimask (The United States Marine Corps is, quite frankly, the finest fighting force on God's earth.)
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To: PJ-Comix
'Scuse me, Rasta, SHE's got Clitzpah! and Ruggerson needs to go crawl under a rug at this point in time......

Another sophomoric term that I bet came out of some feminazi academic coursework. Down with the phallocracy!

122 posted on 02/02/2006 10:00:13 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: Charles Henrickson
Maybe you don't really know Cindy Sheehan. She has done more for us than you might know. Walking the halls of Congress, pleading with our representatives to do the right thing.

You know, as I was reading this--too quickly, as usual--it struck me this DUmmie makes Candi Crawford (or whatever her name is) look as if a janitor, walking the halls, mopping the floors, shining the brass, reminding passers-by where the wastebasket is, whatnot.

I have no idea; I just get strange "images" when I read things too quickly.

123 posted on 02/02/2006 10:12:33 AM PST by franksolich (dreaming of a white Christmas in Gamvik)
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To: PJ-Comix

Re: Google Search

This is a joke, right? You didn't really find this on the web?


124 posted on 02/02/2006 10:48:35 AM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"She doesn't care about whether Democrats get hurt in her crusade."

Too many people see Sheehan's gorilla protests as the Left using her, it is my belief that it is the other way round. The attempt to package her as sympathetic tragic figure failed simply because she is her own leftist grievance complaint against American society.

The leftist coalition is made of disparate desperate people and factions; each believing they have a grievance more important than the next faction. Handlers and politicians have pandered to this desperation for their own exploitive gains and political ambitions.

Sheehan serves as another wake up call to pols that the Leftist factions can no longer be controlled, pacified or handled and have gained complete control over the democrat party. Kerry flew from Davos to pander and once again proved he is no more than an aging hippie in an expensive suit.

It's going to come as quite a shock to Mrs. Clinton, Kennedy, Kerry and the rest to find out that they are no longer LEFT enough, no longer ANTI enough to pacify this movement. They are truly limo liberals swanning around the ghettos pandering for votes.

Sheehan is the ghost of the old hippie days of the Clintons', Woolsey, Kerry, Kennedy, Stark, et al., and she will haunt them to further irrelevancy.
125 posted on 02/02/2006 10:48:38 AM PST by BlessedByLiberty (Respectfully submitted,)
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To: PJ-Comix
Cindy SPEAKS FOR ME IMPEACH THATBABY KILLING RAT BASTARD

This from a charter member of the abortion-of-the-month club.

My ISP went down yesterday morning for the day JUST as I was about to post this DUFU edition so it might be slightly stale.

Fear not, PJ...their entire life philosophy was stale about 3 decades ago.

Cindie

126 posted on 02/02/2006 11:28:52 AM PST by gardencatz (I may not look tough...but I raised a US Marine!)
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To: Kerretarded

Dean/Sheehan '08

Now, that's the ticket!


127 posted on 02/02/2006 11:31:33 AM PST by BlessedByLiberty (Respectfully submitted,)
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To: PJ-Comix

LIHOP ALERT! LIHOP ALERT! Randi Rhodes is beginning to believe in LIHOP, so the thread goes on DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2434288


128 posted on 02/02/2006 1:17:27 PM PST by NRA1995 (GOOOOOOO STEELERS!!!)
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To: N. Theknow

(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)


LOL!! LOVE this tag line!


129 posted on 02/02/2006 2:09:19 PM PST by Purrcival (See Cindy. See Cindy flop. Flop, Cindy, flop!)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan

"... with a rigged election supervised by Jimmy Carter..."

And Jimmuh Cartuh will undoubtedly declare that rigged election to be "fair". The only "rigged" elections are those in the U.S. that are won -- "stolen", in the eyes of the DUmmies -- by Republicans.


130 posted on 02/02/2006 2:26:48 PM PST by Purrcival (See Cindy. See Cindy flop. Flop, Cindy, flop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmieLand's banner last night said that their site would be down this morning for updates until about noon.


131 posted on 02/02/2006 2:31:07 PM PST by Purrcival (See Cindy. See Cindy flop. Flop, Cindy, flop!)
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To: PJ-Comix
am i the only person who laughs when i here a leftist demorat call bush a baby kiler? irony.
132 posted on 02/02/2006 2:41:17 PM PST by postaldave (democrats=traitorous b*st*rds)
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To: granite; PJ-Comix
To have fellow DUers attacking each other so viciously when we should be united after the SOTU is simply disgraceful. The freepers that frequent this board must be laughing their asses off.

We certainly are!

133 posted on 02/02/2006 2:52:37 PM PST by Purrcival (See Cindy. See Cindy flop. Flop, Cindy, flop!)
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To: speed_addiction
She should be sent to:

Just a fun day at the German torture museum.
134 posted on 02/02/2006 2:56:15 PM PST by buffyt (America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. Pres. George Bush)
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To: visualops

Yeah. I liked the part where Woolsey claimed that she "didn't know" there was a dress code in the House chamber. A Congresswoman since 1993, and she "didn't know"?

No, she knew full well about that, and she gave the sainted Mother Sheehan, Grieving Mother (how do you do that superscript, Charles?) the ticket, fully expecting her to disrupt things. The point was to create a situation where they could beat the drum about "Bush's Gestapo Police State", denying this grieving mother her right to "free speech". Too bad a Republican Congressman's wife was removed from the chamber the same thing. Sort of stole their talking point.


135 posted on 02/02/2006 2:56:36 PM PST by Purrcival (See Cindy. See Cindy flop. Flop, Cindy, flop!)
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To: NRA1995; PJ-Comix
DUmmie mantis49 says, re: Randi Rhodes:

She's talking about what they knew, when they knew it, and why didn't they stop it? Said "Who would have benefited from letting it happen?" I listen to her several times a week and she's always backed away from conspiracy until now. Usually says she's not ready to go there. This is springing from SOTU, when * said if he had the power to eavesdrop before 9/11, they could have prevented it.

Huh? How does one reach the conclusion that Bush must have known about 9/11 and let it happen, from his SOTU statement that if the NSA terrorist surveillance program had existed before 9/11, they might have been able to identify at least some of the hijackers in advance? He's clearly saying that they DIDN'T know about it in advance!

DUnces.

136 posted on 02/02/2006 3:05:07 PM PST by Purrcival (See Cindy. See Cindy flop. Flop, Cindy, flop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

What did she do to protest? A f*cking t-shirt? Give me a f*cking break. A shirt does not a protest make. Be realistic here. Do you honestly believe that wearing a t-shirt should get you arrested?

Be grateful she left the T-shirt on and hasn't resorted to this. Yet.



137 posted on 02/02/2006 3:39:34 PM PST by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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To: Purrcival

yep..
superscript html tag is SUP (subscript is SUB)


138 posted on 02/02/2006 3:40:13 PM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: buffyt

I think I may have been to that museum, is there also some kind of wine museum in the same town?

All I remember right now is that everyone else went off to shop/eat/hang out and my friend and I went to the wine museum and then eventually found the torture museum. For some reason, it took us awhile to find it, we essentially stumbled upon it after giving up.

I may be combining towns and days. I'll have to go google this and see if it jogs the bit bucket.


139 posted on 02/02/2006 4:08:03 PM PST by feefee (rovian salt carrier)
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To: Purrcival; visualops
Mother Sheehan, Grieving Mother (how do you do that superscript, Charles?)

Two ways:

1) In Microsoft Word, insert that symbol into a document and then just cut/copy and paste it into your post, like so:
Grieving Mother™

2) Put the HTML tags for "small" and "superscript" around the letters you type in your post (closing up the spaces, of course):
Grieving Mother< small>< sup>TM< /small>< /sup> comes out as
Grieving MotherTM

These are tricks I picked up from Mary Mapes and Dan Rather.

140 posted on 02/02/2006 4:38:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Font of knowledge)
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