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Semi-News: Terrorists Win Palestinian Election
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 27 Jan 2006 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/31/2006 5:26:55 PM PST by John Semmens

Hamas’ pledge to “exterminate the Jewish pestilence” swept the party to victory in the Palestinian elections. Dozens of Hamas supporters were killed in the exuberant celebrations following the announcement of voting results.

“We provided weapons in anticipation they would be used to exterminate Jewish scum,” said a shaken Hamas spokesman Sheikh Yasser Mansour. “Obviously, more training is needed.”

Most of the dead were victims of stray gunfire. Six were killed when some of this errant gunfire struck a bomb repository.

The Hamas Party platform calls for open borders with Israel and pledges to equip munitions kiosks with firearms and explosives. “The flow of traffic across the border must not be impeded,” said Mansour. “We also must make it convenient for martyrs and attack strike forces to obtain the means for removing the Zionist presence in our land.”

The Hamas victory was greeted with jubilation across the Muslim world. Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad praised Allah. “This brings us one step closer to the end of the world that we all look forward to,” said Ahmadinejad. “I can almost taste those 72 virgins.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hamas; palestineelection; satire

1 posted on 01/31/2006 5:26:57 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I know it's a cliche' but aren't the Palestinians famous for never missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity. They had a shot at a real modern state and chose mayhem instead....it IS so cliche'.


2 posted on 01/31/2006 5:36:20 PM PST by wildcatf4f3 (the friend of my enemy is my enemy)
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To: John Semmens
Dozens of Hamas supporters were killed in the exuberant celebrations..... Most of the dead were victims of stray gunfire.

Satire aside, there's little doubt many Arabs are killed in this manner every year. I wonder where they think the bullets go?

3 posted on 01/31/2006 10:13:15 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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