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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 (Loser Hippie mopaul Blasts Successful Alito)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | mopaul, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 4:40:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: dirtbiker

You know, as I was describing him, I wondered about that. I think you are correct.


61 posted on 01/10/2006 6:55:15 PM PST by Ditter
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To: gate2wire
Please read a history book.

Ideally one with type that goes in straight lines.

62 posted on 01/10/2006 7:15:08 PM PST by RedRover (I hate hippies.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

now read it again and say it like cartman from southpark.

MAAAAAA! I CAN'T LEAVE THE COMPUTER SCREEN NOW WHILE I'M RAGING AGAINST

HAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


63 posted on 01/10/2006 7:15:23 PM PST by postaldave (i've given up on being mad in exchange for bitter sarcasm.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm just a shade younger, but still new the type. Lots of 'em in frats too! Ooooh! I don't like those frat boys!

"new" the type - LOL.

Write this guy a letter - Address it to the third van from the weir, down by the river.

64 posted on 01/10/2006 8:11:08 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: DocRock

I consider myself extremely lucky that I stopped doing that idiotic stuff fairly shortly after I started it. Except for the occasional adult beverage, I have been clean of that crap for almost 16 years. I tell kids that ask me about it that it is stupid and self destructive. I think many of the generation that is my childs age, 9, will have parents that either witnessed their friends do that kind of stuff or did it themselves and therefore may be better prepared to deal with that kind of peer pressure.


65 posted on 01/10/2006 8:23:18 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: PJ-Comix
alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college

He was burnishing his report card while you were burning your draft card.

66 posted on 01/10/2006 8:46:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Jealousy, thy name is mopaul.)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmie mopaul, this one's for you, from the Bellamy Brothers:

He turned thirty-five last Sunday
In his hair he found some gray
But he still ain't changed his lifestyle
He likes it better the old way
So he grows a little garden in the back yard by the fence
He's consuming what he's growing nowadays in self defense
He gets out there in the twilight zone
Sometimes when it just don't make no sense

He gets off on country music
Cause disco left him cold
He's got young friends into new wave
But he's just too friggin' old
And he dreams at night of Woodstock and the day John Lennon died
How the music made him happy and the silence made him cry
Yeah he thinks of John sometimes
And he has to wonder why

He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust

He was sure back in the sixties that everyone was hip
Then they sent him off to Vietnam on his senior trip
And they forced him to become a man while he was still a boy
And in each wave of tragedy he waited for the joy
Now this world may change around him
But he just can't change no more

He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust

Well he stays away a lot now from the parties and the clubs
And he's thinking while he's joggin' 'round
Sure is glad he quit the hard drugs
Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday
And pretty soon the species will just up and fade away
Like the smoke from that torpedo...just up and fade away

He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust.


67 posted on 01/10/2006 8:48:06 PM PST by NRA1995 ("Go on....call for help....squeal....no one's gonna save you now!")
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To: PJ-Comix
alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college

Now he is a man of accomplishment, while you are a foul-mouthed DUmmie rage-aholic.

68 posted on 01/10/2006 8:48:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Jealousy, thy name is mopaul.)
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To: PJ-Comix
they spent all their time making sure no one mistook them for a hippie. suit and tie, short hair. . . .

Hey, mopaul, when I was in college in the early '70s, I had hair down to my shoulders, a scraggly beard, wire-rimmed glasses, blue jeans--and I was a Nixon Republican.

69 posted on 01/10/2006 8:52:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Jealousy, thy name is mopaul.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Freakin' hippies...


70 posted on 01/10/2006 8:53:57 PM PST by SoDak
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To: PJ-Comix; MoochPooch; martin_fierro; Slip18; mikrofon
this tired old crazy hippie. . . .

WHERE HAVE ALL THE HIPPIES GONE?
Tune: "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?"

Where have all the hippies gone?
Strong weed grassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Wrong kind to grow
Where have all the hippies gone?
Up in smoke, man, every one
What won't they roll and burn?
What won't they roll and burn?

Where have all the hippies gone?
Stoned eyes glassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Bong pipe aglow
Where have all the hippies gone?
In Mom's basement every one
When will they work and earn?
When will they work and earn?

Where have all the hippies gone?
Long wind gassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Yawn typed to go
Where have all the hippies gone?
Gone to DU every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

71 posted on 01/10/2006 8:57:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
The prototypical DUmmie:


72 posted on 01/10/2006 9:02:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie HamstersFromHell.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Civil rights for Crazy Old Hippies!!

rofl


73 posted on 01/10/2006 9:07:14 PM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I see from this thread, there is something besides stupidity and conspiracy theories that get these folks riled up! Jealousy!!
74 posted on 01/10/2006 9:09:03 PM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: postaldave; Darkwolf377
1st top ten!

The postal rates have gone UP!

75 posted on 01/10/2006 9:10:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Don't go postal on us.)
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To: 537cant be wrong
whooo hooo,
dont have a clue where i am???????????/

Are you a crazy old hippie too?

76 posted on 01/10/2006 9:12:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Where am I?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks, I didn't realize you had your own poetry ping.


77 posted on 01/10/2006 9:25:05 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: MoochPooch
I didn't realize you had your own poetry ping.

I didn't either, 'cause I don't. :-)

It's just that the "doggerel" thing came up today, and since I was posting an example here with said tagline, I pinged ya!

78 posted on 01/10/2006 9:42:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
Love your analysis as always - LOL!
79 posted on 01/11/2006 2:07:01 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: PJ-Comix
These guys have been carrying their WATB chip on their shoulders for years. They were figuratively wedgied by "the hippies" who were apparently having all the fun in college while they were good little brownshirts.

This is really pathetic.

A man, son of immigrant parents, has a vision of his life and pursues it to one of the most respected and powerful legal positions in the world...(don't kid yourselves, there are hardly any comparable legal systems on this planet, this is it!) And all this old stinkie hippie can do is sputter about the fact that the fellow actual worked at his education rather than squander it.

Very sad, but very telling.

80 posted on 01/11/2006 2:14:06 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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