DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[chesley]

By the way, I checked your profile. Very impressive work.

[JLS]

Well if Justice Stevens retires at the end of this session you will have unlimited material from these guys.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

[.cnI redruM]

But only after we say "Pretty, please."

[RedRover]

"I'd be a fisherman if I could but I can't because I'm a fouckin' artist like Beethoven and Van Gogh! I'm sensitive as $h*t! I throw up before I go on stage!"

The funny thing is that John (Mr. Imagine) Lennon actually said all this!

[benjibrowder]

Sure, filibuster may not be sustainable, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU TRY IT. It is high time the Dems stood up and fought. My God, we have scandals breaking out all over, Bushco's popularity is low as a snake's belly, support for the war is falling away like sand through your fingers, this is absolutely the perfect time for Dems to stand up and fight. Yet you're saying that they shouldn't? Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, when is the time then? I'm f*cking sick and goddamn tired of this give in, roll over and piss on themselves attitude that Dems have been exhibiting during this misadministration's reign. "We can't impeach because we're in the minority" Got news for you, the Dems were in the minority when they racked Nixon up on the Watergate pole. "We can't filibuster because we're in the minority, and anyway, they might launch the nuclear option" Well first of all, if the Dems exhibited some leadership and kept all of their party members together, they would be able to have a successful filibuster. Second of all, bring on the goddamn nuke option! Do it! DO IT!! JUST F*CKING DO IT!!! Show the entire country how little respect the Republicans have for our society, our government, our Constitution. Do it and then let the Dems scream from the bully pulpit. That will, in conjunction with the rest of the scandalous shit, purge our government of a Republican majority and Republican power for a generation, for despite all the accusations and stereotypes bandied about around here, the vast majority of Americans believe in fair play, a level playing field, rights for the minority, and the Constitution. The time is here, the call is clear. It is time for every single Democrat in Congress to gird their loins and fight like there is no tommorrow. Because quite frankly if Alito gets in, there will be no tommorrow for democracy in this country. The rubberstamp Supreme Court will approve every single move that Bushco makes, and we will quickly become a fascist dictatorship as Bushco grabs more and more power for himself. You want to see Bush leave in '08? You want honest elections to continue in this country? Then the time to fight for those is here and now. This is the battle, and damnit, it is time for the Democrats to fight. If they don't, then what the f*ck good are they?

Such insane loony rhetoric. This sounds like a speech taken from a video game called StarLancer. And what's up w/ the stupid metaphors?

And finally, my insane little DUmmie, it is yee who has very little respect for the constitution, for which yall don't mind trampling on (gun control, which violates the first amendment, free speech, and finally, a quote from Schumer, which illustrates how much your illustrious democrats know:

"The Supreme Court makes laws."

Correct: "The Legislature makes laws, the Supreme Court upholds the Law."

[NRA1995]

I just saw this posted over on DU:

"They can't get over Mary Jo. " More times than I can count, right wingers cite Ted Kennedy's accident and the sad death of Mary Jo Kopechne. Just this morning, a C-Span caller called Ted a murderer. A few minutes ago I opened an email with the following message: Subject: Fw: Quotable Quote "What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished drowned." -- Ted Kennedy on Hurricane Katrina "Ditto" -- Mary Jo Kopechne It is sad that the most they can pin on Teddy is a tragic accident. When are they going after Bush for all of the death and destruction he has caused?

[chesley]

We may strangle from the laughter. I already have to take a break after reading PJ now.

The thing I like about old PJ, he sees the humor in these people, and makes us see it. Generally, I just get aggravated at their invincible stupidity. Yes, I mock them on their own website, but generally they're too dense to catch it. sorta take some of the pleasure out of it.

[PJ-Comix]

Here is another HILARIOUS DUmmie reply on the same thread:

This administration has pulled off so much horror and made so much $$$$$$$$$$$$$ burning the skin off of babies and soldiers and closing down health clinics and polluting our air and putting burdens on schools they cannot carry and decimating the environment and trying to put limits on women's rights all over this country. And we think ** nominated this racist geek out of any set of principles or any loyalty to our Constitution? If he is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years.

Yeah, DUmmie. You're exactly right. If Alito is confirmed, that means you won't be able to buy a rubber at your local Walgreen's.

[jurroppi1]

yeah, too much so. I like the Beatles' music and all, but John was pretty out there with his politics and his personal views. Most of them were/are I suppose if you really analyze it enough...

[chesley]

Thanks, PJ. I appreciate the post. As I have communicated to you in the past, I have nothing but admiration for your work, and just wish I had half your talent. I've got my fingers crossed for your book deal

[The Right Stuff]

That was hilarious, but foul!

[NRA1995]

If [Alito} is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years.

Clitoris is big enough to need a condom, hon?

[MEG33]

These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago

Good Grief!! This poster needs help.

[MoochPooch]

" women aren't citizens at all, and generally rank lower than livestock in terms of rights and importance."


I read in an autobiography of a Saudi Arabian princess that she saw a man driving an air-conditioned truck, with a baby camel nestled inside, on the back seat. His three wives, meanwhile, had to sit outside in the open truck, under the summer heat.

[MoochPooch]

"I'm 57, and there are a number of people who, just by the way they 'talk', you know they went through the 60s."


I'm from California (originally), so I know that talk a mile away.

[MoochPooch]

"If he is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years."


Why would a teeny little woman buy a condom?

[chesley]

Yeah, but it spread. All the way to Alabama, at least.

[Poser]

"OOOPs steak=stake"

I think steak would be much funnier. Besides, it's almost dinner time and I'm getting hungry.

[RedRover]

That was hilarious, but foul!

That song parody, "The Magical Misery Tour", was kind of forerunner of DUmmie FUnnies. You couldn't make up the vile gibberish that Leftists have in their heads. Using their own words to laugh at them is the only sane response!