DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[WinOne4TheGipper]

No. As Boortz says, it's an easy way to identify a complete idiot. Of course, if they're posting on DU, that's a foregone conclusion...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

And that's before you even take in to consideration the side the world's most powerful military will align with should a wet dream like this ever come to fruition.

There is a poster there going by the name of LynnetheDem who is married to a soldier stationed at Ft. Hood. She claims that most in the military are on their side. Of course, she's a bald-faced liar. Ft. Hood and the surrounding area is the reddest of red areas.

[meandog]

There's a lot of old hippies there. I post there, too. I'm 57, and there are a number of people who, just by the way they 'talk', you know they went through the 60s. I guess the acid stunted their growth, because they are still mental midgets.

Old hippies are usually non-violent and peaceful. I lurk there ("Skinner" has banned me three times for opposing views)...and I cannot believe the amount of rage exhibited. There are plenty of tinfoil hat conspiracy believers too. The old hippies are probably the ones who post yearnings for a Cuban commune with Castro...

[chesley]

I've been banned twice, once as 'chesley', 300 posts, once as 'forgethell', 4500 posts. I'm now working my way back up to 1000+ posts so I can start posting some common sense over there.

I cannot believe how easy it was to create a new account, and get back on. I hope it isn't as easy here.

[101st-Eagle]

Post 54 is chock full of inaccuracies on different levels, but it's the subject mattere and desperation in this persons message I find so, well, delicious. I don't think I have ever used that word here before.

Is squealing allowed? BWWAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!!

[doug from upland]

This poor, hopeless, delusional DUmmies. They really do live in another world.

[NRA1995]

They're gonna send their welfare check to their Senator??

All it takes is to tell a DUmmie that said Senator is a mere $10 away from starting a filibuster....

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America.

How could four votes out of nine do that?

[chesley]

Ain't it the truth? LOL

[101st-Eagle]

And that's before you even take in to consideration the side the world's most powerful military will align with should a wet dream like this ever come to fruition.

There is a poster there going by the name of LynnetheDem who is married to a soldier stationed at Ft. Hood. She claims that most in the military are on their side. Of course, she's a bald-faced liar. Ft. Hood and the surrounding area is the reddest of red areas.

Have you ever had her try to explain away the more-than- well-known fact that the Dems fear the military vote with incresing hysteria in every election and try to disallow military absentee ballots in their new deligitimizing machine? Has she ever seen hard numbers as to the military's overwhelming Republican registration? For every one of her husband, there were hundreds like me that loathed the thought of ever taking orders from a leftist CIC. Thank God I had the priviledge to serve under Ronald W Reagan the Great.

[Eagle of Liberty]

(sung to the beat from Alouette)
Ali O Tow
Sammy Ali O Tow
Ali O Tow
Vote for him for judge!

[nina0113]

Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America.

Don't forget the upcoming nominations to replace Stevens and probably Ginsburg.

[RedRover]

Try Googling "The Magical Misery Tour" with "National Lampoon".

The parody was written by a friend of mine, Michael O'Donoghue. He took actual quotes from John Lennon and cobbled them into a song. Michael produced the Lampoon's Radio Hour long ago, and the song was released on the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album. I think there are mp3s of it on the web.

[Nasher]

"If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal...We are on our own...These hearings are a farce...As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!...If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED!...We are standing at the Brink...Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!"

How hilarious is it that the DUmmies already know it's over. They're already in Panic Mode. They can sense that their Rat Senators are getting absolutely nowhere and are only left with a desperate appeal for a filibuster.

Hey DUmmies...better triple up on the meds. It's over before it ever began, lol.

[jurroppi1]

try this:
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0512/Magical_Misery_Tour.mp3

[freedumb2003]

Thanks so much for the info!! I was just slightly hoping I might get some help on this.

Man, I love FR!

[freedumb2003]

Thanks!!!

I have been looking for it for YEARS! My memory of where I heard it had faded so much, I didn't know how to filter it further.

:)

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Actually, it's easier here. You can register for an account with most (if not all) free e-mail accounts. There are some cases where an obvious troll account is banned before they can post. ImpeachTheChimp, the name of one of my old DUmp moles, for example, would probably be banned here before a single post. In general, though, FR is more open to debate than DU.

[chesley]

Yes, I always thought so.

[gate2wire]

"...I'm a foucking genius."

LOL. Brilliant. Even sings like a DUmmie.