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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmie watching is so much fun. 8>)


21 posted on 01/10/2006 5:45:14 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

They are clearly deranged but I'm willing to bet they'll excuse their Democrat toadies from voting for him in the end. They have no recourse, besides moving to Canada, which they refuse to do despite their threats.


22 posted on 01/10/2006 5:49:12 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally...

Is anyone else getting sick of this over use, and misuse, of "Neocon"?

23 posted on 01/10/2006 5:50:17 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens. But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

Have you ever seen a real lefty try to come across as tough? I remember on campus the typical screeching rant coupled with the beyond-red face as one of these tofu-eaters would whip himself into a histrionic-laden frenzy over some issue. Like an overcomitted Mexican hairless pooch baring its teeth as if to fight to the death, one little flinch of the shoulder back at them coupled with a hearty YAHHH!! and the eyeglasses went flying, the mouth went agape, and the whole body would tremble.

And we would just walk off laughing worrying about what was for lunch.

We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out

And I wonder how this little posuer thinks he/she can ever achieve that given the fact that they have picked the wrong side on guns and have,consequently, permanently legislated themselves into a disadvatage on EVER posessing the same firepower we do. Turkey shoot. And that's before you even take in to consideration the side the world's most powerful military will align with should a wet dream like this ever come to fruition.

24 posted on 01/10/2006 5:55:26 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: freedumb2003
If you are not them and they are not you then who are you?

Is that the opening line to "I am the Walrus?"

25 posted on 01/10/2006 5:56:44 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 30? Whoo Hoo!!


26 posted on 01/10/2006 5:57:52 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: 101st-Eagle

I have been trying to find "The Magical Misery Tour" -- a great imitation of McArtney. At the end of it he is yelling "I was the Walrus! John wasn't the Walrus, I was!"

Funny stuff -- I hope I can find it some day. When I google "Magical Misery Tour" I get a bazillion hits.


27 posted on 01/10/2006 6:01:13 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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Oops! For some reason I the link to this DUmmie thread didn't show up. You can find it HERE.
28 posted on 01/10/2006 6:03:10 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I just shake my head and chuckle every time one of the DUmmies rants about civil war.

They remind me of my daughter in her early teen years when she didn't get her way. Lots of screaming, tears, and dramatics, but very little action. (Unless you count throwing her stuffed animals around her bedroom. Perhaps the DUmmies could try that; they might feel better.)


29 posted on 01/10/2006 6:03:50 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix
DU:They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow

Carl the greenskeeper: "Um, check me if I'm wrong 'dere Sandy but if I trap all the Golfers won't they lock me up and throw away the key?"

30 posted on 01/10/2006 6:04:18 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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Some DUmmie hasn't learned the RULE yet that DUmmies must NEVER post on any thread that has been featured in the DUmmie FUnnies. After this edition was published I found this DUmmie Reply #39:

F*ck that shit; it's war This asshole will subject women to second-class citizen status and I for one am unwilling to give up my rights for "strategy". If he gets it, I will NEVER vote for another Democrat as long as I live. The Hell with them.

31 posted on 01/10/2006 6:07:18 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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"This asshole will subject women to second-class citizen status "

This woman needs to go live in the Middle East. She will see what it is like to be a second class citizen.


32 posted on 01/10/2006 6:11:38 AM PST by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix
Some DUmmie hasn't learned the RULE yet that DUmmies must NEVER post on any thread that has been featured in the DUmmie FUnnies.

Oops, someone needs remedial DUmmie posting classes!

33 posted on 01/10/2006 6:14:57 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Oops, someone needs remedial DUmmie posting classes!

Almost all the DUmmie threads featured in the DUFUs DIE the moment the DUFU edition is published. That is why I often allow promising DUmmie threads develop and grow. I don't want to prematurely kill them in the crib. Better let the insane posts go out there, and then allow them to see what shmucks they are later in the DUFUs.

34 posted on 01/10/2006 6:27:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good plan!


35 posted on 01/10/2006 6:29:11 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix
I found this little tidbit from our buddy MoPaul:

33. i agree, if the majority let this guy through, they've blown it

Forgive me for being dense, but aren't we the majority?

36 posted on 01/10/2006 6:33:46 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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Hey PJ. Your buddy Will Pitt is going to be on Rhandi Rhodes today at 4:30.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x96279

I wonder if they will be taking calls. :)


37 posted on 01/10/2006 6:34:20 AM PST by nonkultur
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Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators

Reminds me of Country Joe & The Fish at Woodstock as the storm clouds gathered: "HEY! IF YOU THINK REALLY HARD, MAYBE WE CAN STOP THIS RAIN! NO RAIN, NO RAIN, NO RAIN, NO RAIN, NO RAIN...." And then the lightning hit....

38 posted on 01/10/2006 6:39:45 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Go on....call for help....squeal....no one's gonna save you now!")
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To: PJ-Comix

LIHOP, MIHOP, SCOTUS POTUS
Too bad DUmmies have no scrotus.....


39 posted on 01/10/2006 6:43:03 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Go on....call for help....squeal....no one's gonna save you now!")
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To: nonkultur
Hey PJ. Your buddy Will Pitt is going to be on Rhandi Rhodes today at 4:30.

Will try to catch it. I've listened to Randi since before she was on Err America as you can read in this ARTICLE. She even sent me an e-mail about this article.

40 posted on 01/10/2006 6:43:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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