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Anonymous attacks on the internet are now against the law!
The Home of Uncommon Sense | 01//9/2006 | Craig DeLuz

Posted on 01/09/2006 2:21:19 PM PST by Craig DeLuz



Attention Bloggers and Blog Commenters!
Are you tired of receiving personal, sometimes libelous attacks by anonymous posters? Well last week, President Bush signed into law a bill that would make such anonymous attacks illegal.

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Craig DeLuz

Visit The Home of Uncommon Sense... www.craigdeluz.com


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: anonymous; blog; commentts

1 posted on 01/09/2006 2:21:24 PM PST by Craig DeLuz
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To: Craig DeLuz

So if I were to say, oh, I don't know, call you a jackass I could get in trouble?


2 posted on 01/09/2006 2:23:48 PM PST by ShadowDancer (I think I may have the Asian Bird Fru. I mean Flu. (Damn, it's starting already))
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To: Craig DeLuz

is this for real?


3 posted on 01/09/2006 2:26:59 PM PST by Halls (Dallas County, Texas, but my heart is in East Texas!)
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To: Halls
I didn't think so, but I did a search on Google News and came up with this, this, and even this from slashdot.
4 posted on 01/09/2006 2:32:34 PM PST by Dan Nunn (http://marklevinfan.com/Audio/WhyAreWeAtWar.wma)
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To: Dan Nunn

Why those scummy people on the Hill. Darn them to Hades, eh?!


5 posted on 01/09/2006 2:35:33 PM PST by muawiyah (-)
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To: Craig DeLuz

Someone told me to tell you you're an idiot for posting this for the 4th time.


6 posted on 01/09/2006 2:40:13 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Craig DeLuz

I've been wanting to say this for eight years now: The people in this forum are the nicest, sweetest, most generous, best-looking, kind-hearted folks on the planet. Really. I'm serious. No kidding. Honest.


Communist Goals 1963 Congressional Record

7 posted on 01/09/2006 2:45:32 PM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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To: Craig DeLuz

I wonder how long it will take an FBI agent to hang up the phone if I call them to report being annoyed on the Internet..

3 seconds?

Less?

Useless law that will be oh so lovely if the liberals ever regain power.


8 posted on 01/09/2006 2:52:53 PM PST by kingu
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Tell them, it takes one to know one! ;-)


9 posted on 01/09/2006 2:54:31 PM PST by Craig DeLuz (Common Sense is not that Common)
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To: Craig DeLuz

So if I were to say something about Chuckie Schumer being a disgrace to America and to his party, I may be in violation of law?


10 posted on 01/09/2006 2:54:46 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: kingu
Useless law that will be oh so lovely if the liberals ever regain power again.




Come to think on it, isn't this what the liberals were thinking of doing when Kerry was attacked by the swiftees?
11 posted on 01/09/2006 3:02:00 PM PST by Americanexpat (A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
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To: Americanexpat
Come to think on it, isn't this what the liberals were thinking of doing when Kerry was attacked by the swiftees?

While that might be on some minds, I'm sure that Dan Rather and Mary Mapes are more on their minds. It is annoying to be corrected by bloggers.
12 posted on 01/09/2006 3:04:32 PM PST by kingu
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To: Craig DeLuz
Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

To grease the rails for this idea, Sen. Arlen Specter, a Pennsylvania Republican, and the section's other sponsors slipped it into an unrelated, must-pass bill to fund the Department of Justice. The plan: to make it politically infeasible for politicians to oppose the measure.

13 posted on 01/09/2006 3:08:46 PM PST by lowbridge (All that is needed for evil to triumph is for "RINOS" to do something)
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To: Craig DeLuz

There are so many laws that we are all probably criminals.

So in that spirit, let me break this law too...

"You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


14 posted on 01/09/2006 3:11:30 PM PST by NeoCaveman (starving the beast didn't work, they just kept spending anyway)
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To: dubyaismypresident

So tell me.... How do you really feel? :-)


15 posted on 01/09/2006 4:39:17 PM PST by Craig DeLuz (Common Sense is not that Common)
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To: lowbridge

Thanks! I don't know how I missed it.

Believe it or not, I did do a headline search on FR and nothing came up.


16 posted on 01/09/2006 4:40:42 PM PST by Craig DeLuz (Common Sense is not that Common)
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To: Craig DeLuz

I aint complaining.


17 posted on 01/09/2006 5:31:37 PM PST by lowbridge (All that is needed for evil to triumph is for "RINOS" to do something)
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To: Craig DeLuz

I wonder what Publius would have thought.


18 posted on 01/09/2006 7:15:29 PM PST by supercat (Sony delinda est.)
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To: Craig DeLuz

OK, so I go to a public library and post annoying messages...
Nothing changes, except I get fast food on the way home after I annoy people annonymously.

What will the FBI do is I travel to Canada and post from an internet cafe. Or from a hotel, or the caribean.

Maybe I could move overseas and charge good money to send your secret annoying messages from a secure site.


19 posted on 01/09/2006 7:43:18 PM PST by Cyclops08
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To: Craig DeLuz
Probably will work about as good as:

The No-Call list for telemarketers

The No Spam law for spammers

The Campaign finance reform law

20 posted on 01/10/2006 9:50:04 PM PST by technomage
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