DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-06 ("DUers are obsessed with the need for conspiracy?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

James Dobson and Jack Abhamoff met with the Cousin of Mohohammed Atta's next door neighbor's dentist from Memphis at a University of Colorado Football game 4 years ago. More proof that Rove engineered Diebold well known plan to Bomb the WTC. . . .

. . JOHN . . . . . . . . . . . ..PHILIP SEYMOUR
TURTURRO . . . . . . . HOFFMAN. . ..
IS MOHAMMED ATTA . . . . . . ..IS KARL ROVE . . . . .

A
JERRY BRUCKHEIMER
PRODUCTION

AIR
THEY MADE IT HAPPEN. ON PURPOSE.

[Charles Henrickson]

James Dobson and Jack Abhamoff met with the Cousin of Mohohammed Atta's next door neighbor's dentist from Memphis at a University of Colorado Football game 4 years ago. More proof that Rove engineered Diebold well known plan to Bomb the WTC in order to kill the secrtary of the Brother of the CEO of their competitor and thus insure that Bush could win a second term thus further insuring an attack on Iraq to deflect attention for the Enron-Haliburton-Diebold-Cheney plot to take over the world.

Exactly. I think the chart below makes it all very clear:

[Charles Henrickson]

Don't you find it curious the connections that were had by Atta and associates in Florida?

Yes! The "hijackers" were in FLORIDA! And who is the GOVERNOR of Florida? Jeb . . . BUSH! And who ELSE lives in Florida? That's right! PJ-COMIX!!! NOW is it becoming clear?!

[Charles Henrickson]

No one knows the extent of the regime's evil abilities. . . .

NO ONE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Purrcival]

Hah! I'm dating myself. I used to have that album. And yes, Gracie Slick does have an amazing voice.

[CzarNicky]

One good thing about injecting a smidgen of rational though in DUmmieland is the reaction of the DUmmies. It's like sunlight to a vampire.

[Charles Henrickson]

People keep mentioning the connections between the hijackers and Suncruz/Florida/Abramoff. What connections?? They were there gambling. So were hundreds, probably thousands, of other people.

AHH! The web widens! This proves that there were THOUSANDS in on this, working for Rove!

[Charles Henrickson]

I know Zuckerman, editor of Newsweek stopped his limousine and pull out his cell phone and kill all news coverage of a protest at an event in Manhattan he was attending in Nov 2000.

Zuckerman. Obvious neocon.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

We are talking about people who will not go to bed, without looking under the bed with a flashlight, first.
Y'all may think I'm kidding, but I lived through 4 years with a "Joisey girl", until the cost of flashlight batteries got so dear I had to send her home to Momma!
Cuter than a speckled pup, hotter than a Datil pepper, but nuttier than a fruitcake! Born to be a DEMOCRAT!
I worry about what is under the bed, too, got to be honest, but I just chunk my gnarly little Tomcat under there, and he takes care of it, just fine!
Hell, it could have been worse, she could have come from NYC!
I hear rumblings from the Northland, about "Pataki for Prez", and other equally stupid ideas, but, I just consider the source , and say "No Way"!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

DUers are obsessed with the need for conspiracy?

Of course they are. They have no ideas other than LARGER govt. and socialistic programs. The U.S. people are soundly against democrat's liberal ideas.

[MindBender26]

>We may be crazy, but we're not stupid!

In DUmmies, these are not mutually exclusive characteristics

[MindBender26]

>It my belief that it (the SS Minnow) is actually being hidden (by Gilligan)in the US Gold Bullion Depository in Fort Knox, Kentucky.

Tell him to knock it off! Lose lips sink ships!!!

:~)

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Just keep remembering the DUmmie mindset:

DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-05 ("How many of us here take antidepressants?")

Effexor here. first i was on paxil but it made me too zombie-like. have been on effexor for about 4.5 years. and we are not weak. i just didn't want to feel that way anymore and decided to do something about it.

Effexor here, too. Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones ) and made me feel very paranoid and think that I was being stalked, but Effexor XR has worked like a charm for me for the last year. No side effects except a little stomach queasiness for the first couple of weeks.

You should hear what the voices in my head are calling you

Manic here on Trazadone because everything else makes me to HYPER!!

I too have a family history of depression. I was diagnosed with a anxiety disorder that bordered on depression (I used to get panic attacks). I've been taking a very low dose of cilexa (sp?) for the past couple of years.

prozac here, with no apologies. i spent years working out, meditating, eating perfectly, counseling, etc. etc. etc. always on the verge of suicide. i say praise prozac.

It goes on and on...

[Blogatron]

Notice how paranoia feeds itself. You could parade facts past these people all day and they will selectively pick out only the tidbits (no matter how obscure of a reach) that support their delusion. The mere act of challenging them only confirms in their minds that they are on to something.

I think there was a study in the eighties that showed a direct correlation between excessive pot smoking and paranoia. Are there any polls over in DU concerning tokers? (Double-Hmmmm)

[visualops]

Oh, you might also want to check the box indicating that you would like to be on the panel of voters voting for the finalists.

oh yes I did that!

if you don't win I'm going to be vewy vewy angwy!

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! BTW, didn't Li'l Kim's government throw a fit over the way he was portrayed in "Team America?" I mean the guy is a big movie fanatic and his ONLY portrayal in a foreign film is as a nerdy maniac. I hope he saw the flick.

[OneLoyalAmerican]

3. why did those buildings fall in their own FOOT-PRINTS?

Perhaps the building construction failure phenomenon known as a "pancake collapse?"

[investigateworld]

You know PJ, a collection of DUmmie FUnnies would make a hellofa book. You ought to shop it around with an agent (...You can thank me later :^) ...)

[investigateworld]

Or a supplement to:

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV)

[Charles Henrickson]

THE BALLAD OF DUMMIES GONE WILD
Tune: "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of crap we'll try to float;
It started down in Florida
Aboard a gambling boat.

The boat was owned by Abramoff,
A neocon for sure;
Some "terrorists" set sail that day
For a three-hour tour,
A three-hour tour. . . .

The storm was getting Rovian--
Must not connect the dots!
If not for the evil of the Bush Regime,
The DUmmies would seem nuts,
The DUmmies would seem nuts. . . .

The sh*t runs deep in DUmmieland--
Just look how high it's piled!
With Gannon/Gosch--and Gockert too--
The ambassador and his wife,
The MoveOn crowd,
The producer, named Mary Mapes--
Here on DUmmies Gone Wild!