DUmmie FUnnies 12-29-05 ("Do you think bush will be impeached?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

My new nephew, James Jones Gutierrez, is home from the hospital and is already working on his first novel, "From Here To Maternity."

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[The_Victor]

Before the ping!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedumb2003]

4?

[NeoCaveman]

5

[TexasCajun]

Just what the hell do you think the Democrats and Big Media will do when they figure out President Bush is not eligible to run in the 2008 presidential election?

[Sally'sConcerns]

top 10?

[NeoCaveman]

Just what the hell do you think the Democrats and Big Media will do when they figure out President Bush is not eligible to run in the 2008 presidential election?

What did Ahab do when Moby Dick got away?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Playing along. 10?

[socialismisinsidious]

"Now we just have to keep possesion of the reality..."

this DUmmie line speaks for itself.....LOL

[NRA1995]

The revolution is within... without war, there is no peace... yin and yang. We each need to find peace within ourselves, so that we can project it to the world.

HEY! MAYBE IF YOU THINK REAL HARD, WE CAN STOP THIS RAIN! (Barry Melton of Country Joe & The Fish at Woodstock as the lightning began and the rain started to pour down)

[EHC Southern Pride]

"A critical ass reaches critical mass"

ROFL oh I needed that laugh! Thanks PJ!

[RabidBartender]

2. force EVERY potential congress-critter to publicly proclaim how they would stand on voting for articles of impeachment. If we have a potential congress critter that won't identify or identifies as bush* is OK, we target all resources possible to prevent their election.

Bwahahahahahaha! You are just ten dollars away!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"so that we can project it to the world."

Admitting it is only the first step toward good mental health.

[Sally'sConcerns]

DUmmie:
"I screech Impeach!"
"I am a leech!"
"I'm a DUmmie!"
"I want my Mummy!"
"I believe, I believe, I belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!"

[freedumb2003]

1. force EVERY sitting congress-critter up for reelection to publicly identify how they would vote on articles of impeachment. We must pay VERY SPECIAL attention to those rethuglicans that were a part of the Clinton impeachment farce. We must have their words and commentary in front of the media as much as possible. Every little sanctimonious crack they made about lying, about breaking the law or about presidents stepping outside of their lawful boundaries should be force fed to the media at every juncture. In particular, the hypocritical ramblings of bugman delay should be shoved down America's throat. Everyone in America needs to be forced to realize that one of the main proponents of bringing down a president for lying about a consensual sexual act would willfully shred the Constitution to keep his greedy cronies wallowing at the public trough. And we need to make mainstream America understand that this is far worse than just a few rotten apples.

2. force EVERY potential congress-critter to publicly proclaim how they would stand on voting for articles of impeachment. If we have a potential congress critter that won't identify or identifies as bush* is OK, we target all resources possible to prevent their election.

3. we saturate the media with evidence of the media's past complicity in the Clinton sham and highlight their current collaboration with bushco*. The illegal boy-king would have never made it this far without the aid of the MSM. They must be made to feel the pain. We must expose them for what they are: tools and collaborators. Eventually something will make it through the white noise.

What makes this moonbat think anyone at DU is in a position to "force" anything? Or "saturate" anything?

A handful of hippies banging keys in their mothers' basement does not a movement make.

I think at this point, DU has zero victories on anything.

By comparison, FR has the following victories (off the top of my head):

1. The Clinton Impeachment
2. Buckhead nails Dan Rather and Mary Mapes
3. The Reagan hit piece gets pulled from broadcast TV
4. Whoopie Goldberg dropped as Slim-Fast spokesperson
5. Garafolo's series dropped by ABC before it is even aired.

There is no such list for DU (in case you guys are lurking -- you might want to ask why).

[satchmodog9]

I keep hearing about these Cheney legal problems. What are they and why haven't I heard of them?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Bush's power is now extra-legal. Things like control of media venues, intelligence groups acting outside of judicial supervision, para-miliatary right ringers and thugs. His dirty tendrils have reached deep and it will take a lot to dislodge his power structure."

The DUmmie rantings on just about everything Bush are becoming strangely more "Tolkein-ish" every day! All these allusions about "tendrils" and puppetmasters, etc. are all being taken from LOtR and Harry Potter.

Mommy must have installed new video technology in the basement for XPmas.

[Ditter]

This is a great find PJ, just enough sanity from a lousy freeper troll to show off the insanity of the DUmmies.

[alarm rider]

"Our nightmares will exist as long as we cannot visualize a place beyond them clearly enough to see the blueprints from here to there."

Ahh...sure. Here to there, blueprint..yes, of course, that's clear.

"Once our minds are permeated with the blueprints, the truth, then our words and actions will also be, and the world can have a way out of the insanity."

Sadly, insanity, navel gazing and "self-actualization" without the benefit of a reality based CORE has apparently driven you to this kind of nonsense.

NOTE TO DUmmie LURKERS:

You people are nuttier than a flock of flying fruitcakes. Do you ever bother to read what you write? Is it the last bong hit that finally drives you to write drivel like this? Twits is too strong a word to use for you anymore.