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DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review (List Your Favorite DUFUs)
DUmmie FUnnies | December 21, 2005 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/22/2005 4:20:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix

When Charles Henrickson suggested earlier today that I do a DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review featuring the Best of the DUmmie FUnnies for the past year, my first reaction was one of a weary groan. The reason is that I am filling in on some business for a friend so he can take a vacation this week. Little did I know when I made the committment that I would end up sleep deprived and EXHAUSTED. Thus my hestitation to take up the DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review project.

However, my SECOND thought is that this is a great way to get YOU all to do the work. Yes, it is up to all of YOU to list (with links) your favorite DUFU editions with selected DUmmie quotes. This way all of you can participate. Also I can get some rest until the regular DUFU editions start next Monday.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2005review; du; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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To: OSHA

Pretty good work there OSHA!

So sad (ok, not sad at all) it is pretty accurate.

:)


41 posted on 12/22/2005 5:19:33 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wasn't able to find it with the FR search, but there was a great one about "what kind of drugs are you on to deal with life." Oh, they are on all kinds of antidepressants, etc...

Great job with the DUmmie FUnnies!

42 posted on 12/22/2005 5:21:09 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: cripplecreek; PJ-Comix

My favorite was the William Pitt Midnight Cowboy outfit thread (before that tool went to support Sheehadi in Crawford, TX)

My second favorite is the flame war over ANSWER after that last flop rally organized by the DUmpsters.


43 posted on 12/22/2005 5:21:24 PM PST by indcons (FReepmail indcons to join the MilHist ping list)
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To: MamaB

I also find their liberal use of expletives in thread headings and threads quite needless and disgusting. It also proves that DUmmies can't think of single sentence without dropping some F-bombs in them.

IMO, most DUmmies haven't come out of their drug-induced 60s trip.


44 posted on 12/22/2005 5:26:35 PM PST by indcons (FReepmail indcons to join the MilHist ping list)
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To: PJ-Comix

My favorite to date is:

("Quick! Give me your stereotype of a 'typical Republican.'")

That was just so telling and hilarious, it kept me chuckling all the way to the rifle range.


45 posted on 12/22/2005 5:34:34 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix

I failed to list my favorite "passage" from that screed.

"Uneducated. Low-class. Lives in a trailer and watches NASCAR. Never read a book in his life because those are for "librul eletests". Can't find Australia on a map, even when offered a carton of Marlboros to do so. Self-absorbed and full of hate. Superstitious. Intolerant. If lucky, writes and spells like a fourth grader. In short, a knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing Neanderthal who, despite all evidence to the contrary, believes himself to be the pinnacle of human evolution (except he doesn't believe in evolution because his pastor told him it was the work of Satan and he always agrees with everything his pastor says)."

Heh-heh...


46 posted on 12/22/2005 5:38:58 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year PJ! You da best! Wow, my favorite DUFU. That is so hard. William Pitt at Camp Cindy? The other one that comes to mind is where the DUer was addressing you as "PJ Comics, if that is your real name". Fricking hilarious. Or how about that lovesick DUmmie soap opera you covered where the DUmmie finally got a date with his dream girl and you correctly concluded that she'd never go out with him again? DUmmies Nothing more then Dummies Trying to remember Dummie Funnies I've loved! DUmmies Whoa oh oh Dummies Dummies that I've laughed my ass off at Dummie FUnnies I've loved! :-) A song about the "undocumented citizens"
47 posted on 12/22/2005 5:42:19 PM PST by planekT (<- http://www.wadejacoby.com/pedro/ ->)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

franksolich, with all that has gone on in the last eight months, I don't know if you were able to keep up with being our resident DUFU archivist. I would understand if you weren't. But if you could, I think it would be great if you could give us a list of all the previous DUFUs (or at least all from 2005), i.e., the link and PJ's title of the thread. That would enable us to refresh our memories and go right to a particular DUFU for a quote, a picture, or so on.


48 posted on 12/22/2005 6:22:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PJ-Comix's DUmmie FUnnies--the funniest regular feature on FR!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"i refuse kentuck i just refuse. why do you think the (American) people are so dumb because they have been being dumb down consistantly alst decade especially during bush time. i refuse and tell my children i refuse to allow them to be dumb down. they had better use their brain to follow me. i have high expectation,. i will not feed into the dumbing down of america. i tell my friends, exactly i expect more out of them, i especially tell my older nieces and nephews and their friends, i will not play their dumb down game no no no" -seabeyond

Honestly. How can anyone possibly hope to beat THAT one for sheer, clueless self-parody...? :)

49 posted on 12/22/2005 6:24:48 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: PJ-Comix
My favorite admittedly isn't technically a DUmmie FUnnie: DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-05 (Mary Mapes Spins Fiction---Book Excerpt)
50 posted on 12/22/2005 6:25:41 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: phoenix0468
My partner is Arab-American. Not only do I not want to see her "disappeared"; we are both sick of giving money to the government to kill her people. Worse, she is of draftable age. We can't stomach contributing any more to a racist war against ourselves.
[Uh…First of all there WON'T be a draft and secondly they won't be drafting women....]

And, thirdly, that word "partner" implies that you wouldn't be accepted into the US Armed Forces even if you wanted to join.

51 posted on 12/22/2005 6:28:07 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: steve-b

Yeah, I caught that "partner" bit also. Unfortunately with the really died in the wool libs, they use that term for opposite sex partners as well (cause some day they may just find out that they really are the same sex, and they wouldn't want to offend them right, HEHE).


52 posted on 12/22/2005 6:34:27 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I Believe! And the Andy threads were great until the poor guy died. I hope he rests in peace and that his family does OK without him this Christmas.

And as for you, PJ, have the most blessed of seasons.

53 posted on 12/22/2005 6:50:49 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: Mr. Silverback
("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")

Funny you should have that in your tagline. I just heard that song on the radio this afternoon. I told my daughter, "Boy, that really captures the spirit of Christmas, doesn't it?" :-) But it's just a silly novelty song, and that's OK.

The novelty song I want to hear is, "I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas."

The best pop song that really does get Christmas right theologically is, "Mary's Boy Child."

Now Mr. Silverback, I would think you'd like, "Silverback Bells" and "Silverback and Gold."

But I digress. . . .

54 posted on 12/22/2005 7:04:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PJ-Comix's DUmmie FUnnies--the funniest regular feature on FR!)
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To: maggief
OMFG. what is that on the left?

And the moonbat on the right looks like he just swallowed a tinfoil hat.

This pic is a two-fer!
55 posted on 12/22/2005 7:05:11 PM PST by varyouga (I no longer fear death. I only fear the day when the DUmmies take over.)
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To: socialismisinsidious
link? That sounds hillarious. I can't imagine people as depressed as DUmmies having any fun on dates.
56 posted on 12/22/2005 7:08:07 PM PST by varyouga (I no longer fear death. I only fear the day when the DUmmies take over.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Actually, you were close--same artist. My favorite secular Christmas song is "Holly Jolly Christmas." My favorite Christmas Carol is my lovely wife (nudge nudge wink wink say no more)...but my favorite Christian Christmas song is "O Holy Night." When a really good singer hits "Fall on your knees...Oh hear the angel voices" there isn't a prettier sound on Earth.

Have a very Merry Christmas if I don't talk to you again before that. Of course, I know you will because you know the real focus of this celebration.

57 posted on 12/22/2005 7:17:43 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Here it is...

DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-05 ("How many of us here take antidepressants?")

Effexor here. first i was on paxil but it made me too zombie-like. have been on effexor for about 4.5 years. and we are not weak. i just didn't want to feel that way anymore and decided to do something about it.

[Effexor. Hey, that sounds like a great DUmmie screen name!]

Effexor here, too. Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones ) and made me feel very paranoid and think that I was being stalked, but Effexor XR has worked like a charm for me for the last year. No side effects except a little stomach queasiness for the first couple of weeks.

[And I know what those voices said: “Bush won! Bush won!” Yes, you had to take massive doses of Effexor to get rid of those horrible voices.]

You should hear what the voices in my head are calling you

[“DUmmie fool! DUmmie fool!”]

I Would Call You Strong. Weak would be not admitting there is a problem or thinking medicine is wrong. Strength comes with facing reality. I am a big advocate of "legal" drugs. If you were a diabetic, you would not hesitate to take your medicine; if you had high blood pressure, you would not hesitate to take your medicine; the same goes for cholesterol. Our mental health is just as important.

[All those antidepressants you are taking… DOUBLE the dosage!]

Manic here on Trazadone because everything else makes me to HYPER!!

[What gets you into the Depressive mood? Trazadont?]

I too have a family history of depression. I was diagnosed with a anxiety disorder that bordered on depression (I used to get panic attacks). I've been taking a very low dose of cilexa (sp?) for the past couple of years.

[I bet you swallowed a whole bottle of that stuff on Election Night.]

no stigma here! tom cruise can kiss my lily white ass!

[There would only be a chance for that to happen if you have a litly white MALE ass.]

prozac here, with no apologies. i spent years working out, meditating, eating perfectly, counseling, etc. etc. etc. always on the verge of suicide. i say praise prozac.

[Remember the suicide hotline number: 1-800-BUSH-WON]

********************************************

LOL!!!! It goes on and on... Liberals on drugs to deal with life. No wonder they think **all** desperately need the government to make it through life!

58 posted on 12/22/2005 7:26:16 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix; All
Just to give you a sample, listed below are the links and the titles to the DUFUs from January 2005. It will take me a good while longer to do all twelve months, of course.

BTW, notice that January had 33 DUFU editions, which may be the most for any month. Usually we're closer to 20. (I'll bet May had the most posts and views, though, since that was the peak month for AndyScam.)

Today is only December 22. We should let this "Year in Review" thread run till (duh!) the end of the year. I'll try to get the links and titles for all twelve months by then. I need to go through the previous DUFUs anyways, to gather up all my parodies.

Another BTW: We did have one DUFU thread pulled, when the DUmmies were complaining about us getting too "up close and personal" with information about them. Also, PJ, I think you may have had one DUFU that didn't follow your familiar title format, so I may not be able to find it via FR Search.

DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-05 ("To the Believers")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-05 ("No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-03-05 (“Myths Run Wild in Blog [DUmmies] Tsunami Debate")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-05 (More "I Believe")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 ("Stand Up, Senator"---Pied Piper Pitt Bloviates)
DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 (Emperor Palpatine Threatens to Arrest DUmmie)
DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-05 ("SO DEPRESSED.")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-07-05 (DUmmie Doohickie Gives Up On "I Believe")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("Many Americans [DUmmies] refuse to concede 'stolen election'")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("What are your plans for Inauguration Day?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("Message from Chris Heinz")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-12-05 ("Uh-Oh....Air America ratings slipping in NYC?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-13-05 ("Is Al Qaeda Just a Bush Boogeyman?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("Tipper Gore Says Al Gore interested in a 2008 Run")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-15-05 ("The Hopi Elders Speak")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-05 ("How are you going to deal with Inauguration Week?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-05 ("Do you feel any animosity toward the Bush voters?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-18-05 ("Doncha miss all the old '60's radicals/activists?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-18-05 (DUmmies SLAM Barack Obama)
DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-05 ("What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-05 ("Protesters pepper sprayed")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-05 ("Did you hear the Freeper on NPR?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-05 ("Captain Pike was an idiot")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-22-05 ("Iron rules of hollywood movies")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-05 ("The Freeper Anthem by Doug From Upland")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-05 ("Is 'capitalism' good or bad?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-25-05 ("Is Big Brother Snooping on DU?")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-05 (Peeved Skinner Berates DUmmies For Petty Whining)
DUmmie FUnnies 01-28-05 ("Gore 08, Dean DNC")
DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-05 (DUmmies Slam Iraq Elections)

59 posted on 12/22/2005 7:29:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PJ-Comix's DUmmie FUnnies--the funniest regular feature on FR!)
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To: socialismisinsidious
I agree! See this post for some of the text and a link to the original:

Post 58

60 posted on 12/22/2005 7:32:41 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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