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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-05 (DUmmies Demonize MAVERICK Joe Lieberman)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2005 12:37:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed that whenever a "moderate" Republican disagrees with conservative positions, he/she is hailed by the media as being a "maverick?" However, whenever a Democrat offers a contrary view to the prevailing liberal line you will NEVER hear of the media applying the "maverick" label to this person. Usually such apostates are treated as kooks such as the case with Zell Miller or are just flat out ignored as what happened this week with Joe Lieberman. If a Republican senator had expressed opposition to the Bush Iraq policy, that senator would have been HAILED in the media and would be invited to appear on all sorts of interview shows. In Lieberman's case, he is being treated as a non-person by the media. Although ignored by the mainstream media, the DUmmies are looking upon Lieberman as a treacherous Emmanuel Goldstein. Yes, they are lined up in front of their computer screens screaming HATE in the direction of Lieberman as you can see in this THREAD titled, "'We Do Have a Plan' (Iraq - Lieberman)" as well as this THREAD titled, "Lieberman in Iraq - American forces will remain until mission complete." So let us now watch the DUmmies begin the Hate Week proceedings in Bolshevik Red while screaming at the screen image of Lieberman while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Pied Piper Pitt as Inner Party Member O'Brien, is in the [brackets]:

Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman, just back from Iraq, wants President Bush to give the American people details about the progress being made in that country - from military triumphs to the proliferation of cellphones and satellite dishes. But Lieberman, D-Conn., who spent Wednesday and Thursday in Iraq, saw strong evidence that a workable American plan is in place. "We do have a strategy," he said. "We do have a plan. I saw a strategy that's being implemented."

[According to that Hartford Courant article, Lieberman is NOT in lockstep with the liberal Democrats. He MUST be tombstoned from the Senate!!!]

The plan is to kill off enough militants and dissidants so that the US armed and trained neo-colonial regime can more or less control the country. Although I'm sure in Lieberman's fevered brain this somehow means peace and stability.

[Shame on Lieberman for not defining the terrorists as "dissidents."]

Hey Lieberman, go F* yourself! change party already. Whining stinking bastard!

[You are hereby appointed as the Group Think Leader of the Hate Week Festivities.]

How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

[All who do not engage in GroupThink MUST be PURGED!]

he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric and a lot of us want him GONE

[Lieberman's failure to completely follow the Party Line is making you soil your diapers.]

How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?

[Rovian Mind Control?]

I always wondered what the pukes found while cleaning up the anthrax. what a great way to get access to all those offices and computers. By the way have we caught the anthrax mailer yet. No reason, he did his job well for the rePukes.

[I wonder if Karl Rove filed a 1099 form for the anthrax mailer's services?]

This is all about Israel wanting a huge U.S. military presence in the ME, and nothing more for Liebershitz. I can't blame Israel for wanting a big bully presence at their back door, so draft-dodger Liebershitz should just be honest about his intentions for BSing us about Iraq.

[You should be more subtle about your hate by calling Lieberman a "neocon."]

Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

[You'll love the party purge policy of the People's Republic of North Korea.]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?????????? He is blatantly propagandizing for this administration--and I want to know why. He came back from Dante's Inferno--and put a flowery glow on it. He lied. I want to know why.

[I repeat: Rovian Mind Control.]

No one I know, left or right, cares in the slightest what he has to say.

[Sorry to inform you but even though the Left is shunning Lieberman, the Right is enjoying the spectacle of him sticking his finger in the Liberal eye.]

Joementum is a tool for the RNC and right wing radio and sites such as free republic - no more, no less.

[And the DUmmie FUnnies! Don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies.]

What was Gore thinking when he went with him as VP?

[What was Gore thinking when he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat on a convention stage?]

Lieberman is the root of all evil, imho. If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal. Good God, he's an idiot....

[Yeah. Lieberman FORCED Gore to act like a shmuck at the 2000 debates after painting Gore's face orange.]

Worst. VP Choice. Ever.

[How about Jack Kemp?]

Joe, shut the f*ck up already, we are all tired of your wanna-be repube... bullshit. that man is a failure and a disgrace to the Democratic party.

[A disgrace to the Democrat party? Sounds like an endorsement for Joe to me.]

Not a popular truth but AIPAC just shovels the money at their whores in both parties.

[Psst! The proper term is "neocons."]

He's just Zell Miller without the spittle and the bulging forehead veins.

[But Zell has better hair.]

Joe is an infiltrate and Uncle Tom for the Republicans. Notice how they trot him out in those most desperate of times to do his best performance of a Democrat. Im sure the 'establishment' shoved spoiler Lieberman on the 2000 ticket. Joe Lieberman is a murderer and a war profiteer. The blood is now on his hands as well.

[Fortunately, spoiler Kerry was shoved onto the 2004 ticket.]

Out of all the people that get sliced & diced here at the DU, Holy Joe gets it the worst. The threads are a mile long, and they are funny. I've never laughed as much as when I've read them.

[Me too. Drooling DUmmie hate-filled spittle is always good for laughs.]

Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

[Even "Zarcowi" is more beloved in DUmmieland than Lieberman.]

The mission for Joe is the protection of Israel. Will it ever be completed. Israel will not behave towards it's neighbors thus the only solution seems to be the destruction of it's neighbors which Israel's leaders have called for since it's 20th century inception. Look at the quotes made by all of the Israeli leaders since it was created by Britain....they have threatened the death of their neighbors for decades...how will the mission EVER be completed?

[Psst! Say "neocons." Much more polite.]

Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission...because you are f*cking useless as a Democratic Senator over here and the cost to our party of your constant right-wing enabling is simply catostrophic...

[Simply "catostrophic" for Liberal GroupThink.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; du; dummies; joelieberman; lieberman
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To: planekT
"Gore/Zarcowi in 08"!

Al-Gore/Al-Zarcowi
All Als, All the Time

101 posted on 12/01/2005 9:09:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Sharpton and Franken are waiting in the wings.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The "DUreem" ticket. :-)


102 posted on 12/01/2005 9:13:25 PM PST by planekT (<- http://www.wadejacoby.com/pedro/ ->)
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To: Purrcival
Hillary can only look on and wish. . . .


103 posted on 12/01/2005 9:30:37 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Menage a trois.)
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To: Purrcival
Closer. . . .


104 posted on 12/01/2005 9:31:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (That Lieberman can KISS!)
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To: Fenris6
"They have devolved into Socialist Brownshirts."

Stormtroopers = SA = Sturmabteilung (Brownshirts)

DUmmies = DU = Dummunterkleidung (Brownpanties)
105 posted on 12/01/2005 9:42:48 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: gidget7; PJ-Comix
he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric. . . .

"Have I mentioned that the Bush family originally COMES from Connecticut? In fact, the Senate seat I now hold was once held by President Bush's GRANDFATHER! Yes, it's true! Amazing, isn't it, the many ties of kinship and camaraderie binding the Bush family and our fair state! As I was saying just the other day to the President when he invited me over for a game of cribbage--a game he learned, by the way, while a student at our own YALE University. . . ."


106 posted on 12/01/2005 9:49:58 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (U. Conn. them so well, Joe!)
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To: decal

LMAO!


107 posted on 12/01/2005 10:01:23 PM PST by darkangel82 (Never underestimate the stupidity of government.)
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To: Purrcival
How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?


108 posted on 12/01/2005 10:01:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (That Lieberman can KISS!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Joe is an infiltrate and Uncle Tom for the Republicans. Notice how they trot him out in those most desperate of times to do his best performance. . . .

"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. . . ."


109 posted on 12/01/2005 10:07:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (al-Jolson.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

Send him to the Phantom Zone:


110 posted on 12/01/2005 10:14:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Kneel before Joe.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How can I override that? It's the Norton Antivirus saying they prevented an attempt to change my homepage but I WANT my homepage changed.
 
If disabling the anti-virus doesn't work, PM me and I will send you the registry fix. Sometimes it is the ohly way to change it.
 

111 posted on 12/02/2005 2:20:33 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: PJ-Comix
I used to wonder if the DUmmies could ever realize that sometimes they may actually be WRONG, but that would require intelligence (at least a detectable amount), and DUmmies possess none.

Doing (or saying) the same thing over and over, expecting a different result, is a true sign of insanity....

112 posted on 12/02/2005 3:17:29 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

Good deal! You pick the country to move to, and I will not only help you pack, I will BUY your one-way ticket to that country and I will drive you to the airport AND help you off load your belongings.

Buy your own ticket, I'll come with you to the country of your choice and help you unpack! (But I will have a round trip ticket....)

113 posted on 12/02/2005 3:21:35 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Yup. I could use that registry fix. Thanx.---P.J.


114 posted on 12/02/2005 3:58:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Send him to the Phantom Zone:

LOL. Good one! I like your tagline, too.

115 posted on 12/02/2005 4:16:06 AM PST by SIDENET ("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
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To: PJ-Comix
If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal.

Actually, I agree. If Gore didn't have Lieberman around to bring some measure of sanity and credibility to the ticket, there's no way he would have been close enough (especially in Florida) to try to steal the election away from GWB.

116 posted on 12/02/2005 4:32:53 AM PST by kevkrom (403-3)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is tempting me to download FoxFire once again.

You'd probably be better off with Firefox over Internet Explorer anyway, given the latter's security reputation. Since some people design sites to only work in IE, I'd suggest using Firefox for everything, and IE only for those sites Firefox has trouble with.

117 posted on 12/02/2005 4:35:39 AM PST by kevkrom (403-3)
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To: SandyInSeattle
These guys are scarier than usual today. I suppose they have a source for this kind of charge?

Since he's a "collaborator" by backing the Administration's Iraq strategy, he's automatically complicit in "murder" and "war profiteering" in the DUmmie mindset.

118 posted on 12/02/2005 4:37:34 AM PST by kevkrom (403-3)
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To: PJ-Comix

Try this:
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Or go here:
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And type "change home page" (sans quotes) into the text box for search criteria and read away until you find an answer for your particular product...


119 posted on 12/02/2005 5:22:48 AM PST by jurroppi1
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To: jurroppi1
I canceled my Norton Antivirus after the first free year.

Why pay a yearly subscription fee when there are a number of free firewalls and antivirus to use?

I use Kerio Firewall- it's well regarded, and free.

I use AVG Antivirus- it's well regarded and free.

These two are actually less of a load on your CPU than many other cumbersome packages, like Norton and McAfee.

Heck, even Comcast is giving out McAfee Firewall and Antivirus for free.

120 posted on 12/02/2005 5:39:20 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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