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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-05 (DUmmies Demonize MAVERICK Joe Lieberman)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2005 12:37:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed that whenever a "moderate" Republican disagrees with conservative positions, he/she is hailed by the media as being a "maverick?" However, whenever a Democrat offers a contrary view to the prevailing liberal line you will NEVER hear of the media applying the "maverick" label to this person. Usually such apostates are treated as kooks such as the case with Zell Miller or are just flat out ignored as what happened this week with Joe Lieberman. If a Republican senator had expressed opposition to the Bush Iraq policy, that senator would have been HAILED in the media and would be invited to appear on all sorts of interview shows. In Lieberman's case, he is being treated as a non-person by the media. Although ignored by the mainstream media, the DUmmies are looking upon Lieberman as a treacherous Emmanuel Goldstein. Yes, they are lined up in front of their computer screens screaming HATE in the direction of Lieberman as you can see in this THREAD titled, "'We Do Have a Plan' (Iraq - Lieberman)" as well as this THREAD titled, "Lieberman in Iraq - American forces will remain until mission complete." So let us now watch the DUmmies begin the Hate Week proceedings in Bolshevik Red while screaming at the screen image of Lieberman while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Pied Piper Pitt as Inner Party Member O'Brien, is in the [brackets]:

Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman, just back from Iraq, wants President Bush to give the American people details about the progress being made in that country - from military triumphs to the proliferation of cellphones and satellite dishes. But Lieberman, D-Conn., who spent Wednesday and Thursday in Iraq, saw strong evidence that a workable American plan is in place. "We do have a strategy," he said. "We do have a plan. I saw a strategy that's being implemented."

[According to that Hartford Courant article, Lieberman is NOT in lockstep with the liberal Democrats. He MUST be tombstoned from the Senate!!!]

The plan is to kill off enough militants and dissidants so that the US armed and trained neo-colonial regime can more or less control the country. Although I'm sure in Lieberman's fevered brain this somehow means peace and stability.

[Shame on Lieberman for not defining the terrorists as "dissidents."]

Hey Lieberman, go F* yourself! change party already. Whining stinking bastard!

[You are hereby appointed as the Group Think Leader of the Hate Week Festivities.]

How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

[All who do not engage in GroupThink MUST be PURGED!]

he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric and a lot of us want him GONE

[Lieberman's failure to completely follow the Party Line is making you soil your diapers.]

How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?

[Rovian Mind Control?]

I always wondered what the pukes found while cleaning up the anthrax. what a great way to get access to all those offices and computers. By the way have we caught the anthrax mailer yet. No reason, he did his job well for the rePukes.

[I wonder if Karl Rove filed a 1099 form for the anthrax mailer's services?]

This is all about Israel wanting a huge U.S. military presence in the ME, and nothing more for Liebershitz. I can't blame Israel for wanting a big bully presence at their back door, so draft-dodger Liebershitz should just be honest about his intentions for BSing us about Iraq.

[You should be more subtle about your hate by calling Lieberman a "neocon."]

Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

[You'll love the party purge policy of the People's Republic of North Korea.]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?????????? He is blatantly propagandizing for this administration--and I want to know why. He came back from Dante's Inferno--and put a flowery glow on it. He lied. I want to know why.

[I repeat: Rovian Mind Control.]

No one I know, left or right, cares in the slightest what he has to say.

[Sorry to inform you but even though the Left is shunning Lieberman, the Right is enjoying the spectacle of him sticking his finger in the Liberal eye.]

Joementum is a tool for the RNC and right wing radio and sites such as free republic - no more, no less.

[And the DUmmie FUnnies! Don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies.]

What was Gore thinking when he went with him as VP?

[What was Gore thinking when he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat on a convention stage?]

Lieberman is the root of all evil, imho. If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal. Good God, he's an idiot....

[Yeah. Lieberman FORCED Gore to act like a shmuck at the 2000 debates after painting Gore's face orange.]

Worst. VP Choice. Ever.

[How about Jack Kemp?]

Joe, shut the f*ck up already, we are all tired of your wanna-be repube... bullshit. that man is a failure and a disgrace to the Democratic party.

[A disgrace to the Democrat party? Sounds like an endorsement for Joe to me.]

Not a popular truth but AIPAC just shovels the money at their whores in both parties.

[Psst! The proper term is "neocons."]

He's just Zell Miller without the spittle and the bulging forehead veins.

[But Zell has better hair.]

Joe is an infiltrate and Uncle Tom for the Republicans. Notice how they trot him out in those most desperate of times to do his best performance of a Democrat. Im sure the 'establishment' shoved spoiler Lieberman on the 2000 ticket. Joe Lieberman is a murderer and a war profiteer. The blood is now on his hands as well.

[Fortunately, spoiler Kerry was shoved onto the 2004 ticket.]

Out of all the people that get sliced & diced here at the DU, Holy Joe gets it the worst. The threads are a mile long, and they are funny. I've never laughed as much as when I've read them.

[Me too. Drooling DUmmie hate-filled spittle is always good for laughs.]

Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

[Even "Zarcowi" is more beloved in DUmmieland than Lieberman.]

The mission for Joe is the protection of Israel. Will it ever be completed. Israel will not behave towards it's neighbors thus the only solution seems to be the destruction of it's neighbors which Israel's leaders have called for since it's 20th century inception. Look at the quotes made by all of the Israeli leaders since it was created by Britain....they have threatened the death of their neighbors for decades...how will the mission EVER be completed?

[Psst! Say "neocons." Much more polite.]

Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission...because you are f*cking useless as a Democratic Senator over here and the cost to our party of your constant right-wing enabling is simply catostrophic...

[Simply "catostrophic" for Liberal GroupThink.]


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KEYWORDS: 109th; du; dummies; joelieberman; lieberman
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1 posted on 12/01/2005 12:37:06 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 12/01/2005 12:38:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP 999,999,999,999?


3 posted on 12/01/2005 12:39:02 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (One generation's satire becomes the next one's reality.)
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Top 10?


4 posted on 12/01/2005 12:39:31 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In.


5 posted on 12/01/2005 12:39:45 PM PST by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: PJ-Comix

WOOHOO....good to see ya posting on the brand new computer. How do you like it so far?


6 posted on 12/01/2005 12:40:22 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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It just crossed my mind to wonder what the loonies were thinking about this. Now, thanks to our dear PJ, I shall find out.


7 posted on 12/01/2005 12:40:41 PM PST by Bahbah (Free Scooter; Tony Schaffer for the US Senate)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten?


8 posted on 12/01/2005 12:41:54 PM PST by beezdotcom
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


9 posted on 12/01/2005 12:42:19 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: LUV W
WOOHOO....good to see ya posting on the brand new computer. How do you like it so far?

FANTASTIC! I also love the new flat screen monitor.

10 posted on 12/01/2005 12:42:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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If Lieberman was really the conscience of the senate like he has been called, he would switch parties or at least become an independent.


11 posted on 12/01/2005 12:43:07 PM PST by Ditter
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Man, the rabid anti-semitism just reeks over at the DUmp, doesn't it?

What a bunch of islamofascistphile, appeasing ninnies they are!


12 posted on 12/01/2005 12:43:37 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have you ever seen your FUnnies referenced on DU?


13 posted on 12/01/2005 12:44:41 PM PST by cardinal4 ("One man gone and another to go....")
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Look how Zarcowi (sic) apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

And he MEANT IT too!

LOL These leftist ninnies suck the propaganda directly from the terrorist teat.

14 posted on 12/01/2005 12:45:01 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WOO! HOO! Posting from home now on my BRAND NEW computer!!!


15 posted on 12/01/2005 12:45:02 PM PST by NRA1995 (Jesus is the reason for the season)
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PJ-Comix has a brand new computer upon which he can skewer the DUmmies on an (almost) daily basis?

Simply excellent.

16 posted on 12/01/2005 12:45:47 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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Poor old Joe. He speaks the truth but no one in is party is listening.


17 posted on 12/01/2005 12:47:08 PM PST by saganite (The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
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the rabid anti-semitism just reeks over at the DUmp, doesn't it?

They do not attempt to hide it one bit.

18 posted on 12/01/2005 12:47:41 PM PST by Bahbah (Free Scooter; Tony Schaffer for the US Senate)
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To: All
I found this e-mail sent to me about a Leesa who was interviewed in the NY Times. She might be a DUmmie. Here is the copy of the e-mail he sent to Lucianne.Com and forwarded to me. First the personal note:

I sent the email below to Lucianne.com, raising the possibility that a "Leesa Martin" interviewed as a newly anti-Bush conservative in an NYT interview, was actually a DUmmie. I am a devoted reader of yours, and I know that you have ways of penetrating the DUmmie lair undetected, so I wonder if you can find out if the "leesa" at DU (a 1000+ post heroine) is actually the NYT's beloved "Leesa Martin"? My post below should explain everything. Cheers.

Now the message sent to Lucianne.Com:

I noted that one of your commentators mentioned that there was no "Leesa Martin" listed in the Columbus, Ohio area. That may be true, but if you Google her, you will find a reference to someone of that name representing Abbott Laboratories on an Osteoporosis (sp?) task force in Franklin County, Ohio, i.e. the Columbus area. So she probably exists (and that name Leesa is not very common, but perhaps more common than you would think!).

BUT, OTOH, there is also a "Leesa" posting at the DU, and she is a "gold poster" or something like that, with more than 1000 posts. I could not access her profile, not being a member, and not willing to register with those idiots. If you have access to the profiles, it would be interesting to find out where Leesa hails from.

No law against being a DU'er, of course, but the impression in Ms. Zernike's interview is clearly that Leesa is a mature (49 year old) voter who is discomfited by Bush, even though she supported him 2004 for security reasons. Hardly a typical 1000+ poster at DU, I'd say. Considering that 1000 posts would require 3 a day for a year, or 1 every day for 3 years, this isn't someone who is just starting to lean a bit to the left only lately, either! If you lead off your article about 75 people across the country with a long-time DU'er posing as Ms. Mature Conservative... well, I guess there's nothing wrong with that either, at the New York Times.

Can anybody match the Leesa in the NY Times article to the DUmmie Leesa. Remember, "Leesa" is NOT a common way of spelling that name.

19 posted on 12/01/2005 12:50:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Lieberman is NOT in lockstep with the liberal Democrats. He MUST be tombstoned from the Senate!!!]


20 posted on 12/01/2005 12:51:43 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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