DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-05 ("Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[luvie]

BLECH!!!! PHOOEY!!!!

[luvie]

In case you need lessons on the newest dance steps.....BOOGIE DOWN!

[imskylark]

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you do that?! I just ate!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm sure the Roberts boy could out-dance both Pitt and me, combined!

[luvie]

LOL! You're probably right there. That little clip makes me tired just to watch it. Why not let him go in your stead...Pitt wouldn't stand a chance!

[Purrcival]

"Maybe goodboy can put us both up at his place! "

Eeeewwwww...I don't think I would want to stay at goodboy's place. You wouldn't know where anything had been. But maybe I'm mixing him up with benburch...

[Charles Henrickson]

I wouldn't come within 50 feet of dirtybenburch without wearing a HazMat suit.

[Purrcival]

I looked up Banana Republican in the profiles and I got the "nobody by that name" message...

[luvie]

The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey.

[birbear]

Well, I'm one that would agree that Ray Bradbury is a nut. Not because he's conservative (I never would have guessed) but because he's a hack writer.

[highlander_UW]

Lying, pathetic, piece of shit, Bob Woodward. A sellout and a Bush shill. He tried to throw real journalists off of the trail of his White house buddies, but the world saw through it all. He's a collosal disgrace and will go down in history as a tainted "journalist". His books on Bush which gush all over the Chimperor will be dismissed as mere propaganda. His integrity is non-existent. His honor has evaporated into the hot air he bellows in defense of the White House and his own miserable, shit stained career.

Do we hear a DU call for the return of Richard Nixon?

[SCALEMAN]

Now keep in mind, I'm 52 years old, and Pitt's only in his mid-30s. But I'll get back in shape and dance the pants off that wuss! (On second thought. . . .)

From all of the comments I've read about Pitt's proclivity to alcohol, I might put some money on you.

[Purrcival]

(Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)


Gotta love that sig. That pretty much sums up my dream agenda.

[visualops]

He's got a new book out.
http://www.raybradbury.com/

[highlander_UW]

If you do create a ping list please add me. Your work is great stuff.

[Purrcival]

"The scarier part is that holding power is the only thing that will bring them happiness.That kind of obsession with control and power is what does result in the oppressive regimes in the world." In light of this, isn't it strange that they're always worrying about Bush declaring martial law? Or whether or not the elections will be cancelled this year? Or the next? Or the next? Looks like projection to me.

[Purrcival]

"He [Chricton] has a recent work out that is fiction concerning global warming that is highly footnoted and debunked it for me. I cannot remember the name of it off-hand."

That would be State of Fear.

[Purrcival]

Before the 2004 election, one of my brothers forwarded a piece of liberal propaganda that was forwarded to him by one of the people on his distribution list. I promptly did a "reply to all" and tore the argument apart, piece by piece, with documentation.

Of course, one of the moonbats on his list had to respond with a biting rebuttal: "I see that all of the money you make has blinded you to the truth!"

I just sat there shaking my head in disbelief. This loser does not know me at all. He/she/it had no way of knowing that my husband and I are far from rich -- not poor, but certainly not rich, either -- and that we were still recovering from one of the worst financial crises in either of our lives when I wrote that e-mail.

Typical. Can't answer the argument, so they have to make personal attacks based on stereotypes.

[Purrcival]

[Clue: Have you ever seen PJ and I in the same room at the same time?]

Well...no...but that might have something to do with the fact that PJ is somewhere in South Florida, you're in Missouri, and I'm in Atlanta.

[Purrcival]

Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick! Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! Now I need to go flush my eyes out with water.