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The Frinch (A Dr. Seuss take on the riots)
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Posted on 11/06/2005 6:25:35 PM PST by Crazieman
All the Youths down in Youth-ville hated Christians a lot. But the Frinch– who all lived in Paris, just north of Youth-ville– did not. Or, more precisely, they kept Christ at arm’s length Understanding completely France’s “secular strength.”
Now we call them all “Youths”, ’cause the papers won’t stress What makes them so violent– you’ll just have to guess.
So all the Frinch smoked and drank and lived without fear And they waited for government checks to appear And just when their faith had been completely diluted Three Moo-si-lem “Youths” got E-lectro-cuted.
“Why, they’re burning our streets!” all the Frinch said with a scream. “They’re ruining Utopia! Our socialist dream!”
(Excerpt) Read more at pointfiveblog.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: europe; france; french; frenchy; frinch; insurgency; matchmadeinheaven; paris; parisburning; parisintifada; parisriots; religionofpeace; rioting; riots; rop; thereligionofpeace; trop; uprising
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posted on
11/06/2005 6:25:36 PM PST
by
Crazieman
To: Alouette
Absolutely hilarious!
Alouette, you and the troops are definitely going to want to check this out.
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posted on
11/06/2005 6:31:20 PM PST
by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: Crazieman
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posted on
11/06/2005 6:32:05 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(You'll get me to stop posting on FR when you wrench my laptop from my cold, dead fingers!)
To: Crazieman
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posted on
11/06/2005 6:34:24 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Who's the idiot that let Santa Ana live?)
To: Crazieman
You fought us off once
but you've forgotten how
You've no Charles 'the Hammer'
To save yor Frincea$$es now.
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posted on
11/06/2005 6:39:45 PM PST
by
joesnuffy
To: joesnuffy
LOL. Send it to RUSH! Please.
To: Crazieman
France's only regret is that they have but one Asterix for their country.
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posted on
11/06/2005 6:42:13 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("The roof...the roof...the roof is on fire!" "We don't need no water, let the motherbleeper burn...")
To: Crazieman
"Hey, that was pretty neat."
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posted on
11/06/2005 7:55:28 PM PST
by
Old Seadog
(Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
To: Crazieman; Lando Lincoln; quidnunc; .cnI redruM; Valin; King Prout; SJackson; dennisw; ...
Absolutely Hilarious!
This ping list is not author-specific for articles I'd like to share. Some for the perfect moral clarity, some for provocative thoughts; or simply interesting articles I'd hate to miss myself. (I don't have to agree with the author all 100% to feel the need to share an article.) I will try not to abuse the ping list and not to annoy you too much, but on some days there is more of the good stuff that is worthy of attention. You can see the list of articles I pinged to lately on my page.
You are welcome in or out, just freepmail me (and note which PING list you are talking about). Besides this one, I keep 2 separate PING lists for my favorite authors Victor Davis Hanson and Orson Scott Card.
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posted on
11/07/2005 6:17:37 AM PST
by
Tolik
To: Tolik
The last paragraph is too close to a possible reality to be funny. Scary is more like it...
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posted on
11/07/2005 6:59:32 AM PST
by
GOPJ
To: Crazieman
Very funny stuff! But there is that troubling undercurrent tickling at the back of the mind while you smile and chuckle your way through the piece.
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posted on
11/07/2005 7:14:53 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
("To the terrorists, the media is a vital force multiplier" Brig. Gen. Donald Alston (USAF) 10/31/05)
To: Tolik
You, sir, owe me a new keyboard for pinging me to this thread. And a new cup of coffee.
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posted on
11/07/2005 7:46:18 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*grins*
put the coffee down before reading
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posted on
11/07/2005 11:54:33 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: doug from upland; Mudboy Slim
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posted on
11/08/2005 12:01:18 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
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posted on
11/08/2005 12:05:30 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: NonValueAdded
Very funny stuff! But there is that troubling undercurrent tickling at the back of the mind while you smile and chuckle your way through the piece.Definitely. Hilarious, sad and scary all in the same piece...
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posted on
11/08/2005 12:08:12 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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