Posted on 10/14/2005 11:27:43 AM PDT by writer33
Washington—Harriet Miers was brazen and defiant, not asking President Bush to withdraw her nomination to the Supreme Court despite sharp criticism from some of Bush’s conservative allies, practically telling conservatives to go take a flying leap.
Bush’s bold, religious decision to nominate Miers—his White House counsel and a longtime adviser for the Supreme Court—has divided his supporters, many of whom wanted a nominee with a clear record of understanding of the Constitution, as well as abortion and other lame conservative issues.
Miers left no clues to her position on abortion or any basic understanding of Constitutional law when she served on the Dallas City Council and as lottery commissioner during Bush’s Texas governorship. If confirmed, Miers would replace Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, a known moderate and supporter of invented right to privacy laws. O’Connor announced her retirement in July after nearly 25 years on the court, pending confirmation of her moderate replacement.
In a testy exchange with reporters Thursday, McClellan complained that coverage of the nomination has ignored Miers’ record and qualifications to focus on side issues such as her religion or Constitutional law.
“No one who knows her record and her qualifications would make such a suggestion,” said White House press secretary Scott McClellan. “They should just shut their mouths and be thankful Bush is in office. I think that we are doing a disservice for the American people when we focus on other issues and not her record and qualifications and experience, because that’s what matters when you’re on the nation's highest court. Now get out of here and let me go back to work for the American people.”
The White House raised the issue in discussions with conservative Christian leaders such as James Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family. Dobson told listeners to his radio show Wednesday that Bush’s top political strategist, Karl Rove, told him Miers belongs to a very conservative church—one that uses snakes—which is almost universally pro-life, and that she’ll smite that nasty abortion law down.
Although Miers has never served a single day of her entire adult life as a judge, McClellan noted that her experience as White House counsel, deputy chief of staff and Bush’s crony gives her the advantage of having leg up on the Supreme Court that few other lawyers have.
“Ann Coulter, one of the biggest complainers, wished she had the experience that Miers has,” fired McClellan. “Miers has more gray matter in her pinky finger than Ann’s got in her entire cranium. And that’s one large cranium. She’s nothing but a blowhard stick figure. Bring it on, Ann! Miers is ready!”
The Rev. Barry Lynn, director of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, said anyone who tried to bring up the topic of religion during the Roberts confirmation was labeled a bigot. “Now Bush and Rove are touting where Miers goes to church and using that as a selling point,” Lynn said. “The hypocrisy is staggering. There better not be any mention of the word God or prayer, or anything having to do with religion during these confirmation hearings. I’ve had it with this administration!”
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson, who has endorsed Miers, threatened conservative senators who might be thinking of voting against her: “They’re going to turn against a Christian who is a conservative picked by a conservative president and they’re going to vote against her for confirmation? Not on your sweet life, if they want to stay in office,” he said. “If they give a no vote, they might as well pack their bags, because they’re going home.”
“This is ludicrous,” fired Ann Coulter, author of How to Talk to a Liberal If You Must. “Nominating Miers is like nominating the cleaning lady. I thought it was understood that we could expect a REAL conservative, one with a proven track record, not a crony!”
With the nomination of Miers, conservatives have been fractured, bringing to an end, a once, great ideology. Those who support her are single issue, evangelical fanatics. Those who oppose her are conservatives that expected a proven track record, one that involves some kind of understanding of Constitutional law.
As the nomination nears confirmation hearings, conservatives are wreaking havoc on the Bush administration, posing two important questions: Is conservatism strong enough to survive, and is Bush really as conservative as once cracked up to be?
LOL. Beware of ones who speak of themselves in the third person.
;-)
That's pretty funny.
"If this is true IT AIN'T GOOD"
It ain`t.... Written By "Political Satirist" Chris Davis.
I couldn`t believe McClellan was that stupid. But it made me look. : )
Bull......... I hope this is satire. If so...... very good.
;-)
“Ann Coulter, one of the biggest complainers, wished she had the experience that Miers has,” fired McClellan. “Miers has more gray matter in her pinky finger than Ann’s got in her entire cranium. And that’s one large cranium. She’s nothing but a blowhard stick figure. Bring it on, Ann! Miers is ready!” Did he really say that?
Those who support her are single issue, evangelical fanatics. That's a very cheap shot!
is Bush really as conservative as once cracked up to be? Bush is not conservative. Definitely not fiscally conservative, and only somewhat socailly conservative.
Thanks for reading, SI. I really appreciate it. Thanks for the wonderful comments as well.
Hey Bro, looks like we're now evangelical fanatics.
This has to be the least intelligent comment I've seen on this issue yet.
SATIRE ALERT!
This is satire.
SATIRE
"Well that's how they act."
Thats why it was almost believable.
Thanks for the post, Ol' Sparky. It definitely adds to the thread.
LOL....
Glad you enjoyed the satire. Thanks for reading, Mogollon.
I would say you really pulled it off with this one! Job well done! lol
I am a moron, E. You didn't know that? Are you ever behind the power curve. :)
Before I read the comments, let me guess... we will have some here who won't see it's satire...lol.
Another good read, Chris.
LOL!
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