DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-05 ("I KNOW That There Is No God! Here's Why")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Eagle of Liberty]

O..M..G..

or he/she is an asshole that allows or causes these horrible things to happen for his/her own reason and we are meant to suffer for them ignorant of why.

These DUmmies now believe that God LIHOPS and MIHOPS! FUNNY!

BUSH'S FAULT

[Eagle of Liberty]

You could go simple:

BushSuX
IlikeCats
BlueManRedState
Mud
LIHOPme
Gimme

If you do sign up, let me know. I'll look for you.

[arizonarachel]

Doesn't it bother you at all that everyone in this room has to put up with your DAMN phone conversation."

Thank you, PJ! I'm sure everyone else wanted to say something, but didn't have the guts to! You're awesome.

[TChris]

It's just sad how many of these loonies will set up their own standards of what "any God worth his salt..." should do. Is there any higher form of hubris than to declare what God should do??? Then, when things don't go the way they have declared they should, this is presented as conclusive evidence against His existence. Doesn't it really just prove, conclusively, that you aren't God?

[wideawake]

Documented proof that the detritus who populate DU are as skilled in theology as they are in economics.

[chapin2500]

Could you please add me to your ping list. DUmmie FUnnies is the funniest thing on FR! Thanks PJ.

[BillF]

Death penalty is too kind for the library cell perp.

Lock 'em up and make them listen to 10 random phone calls at the same time, over and over again. No wait, that would be unconstitutional as cruel and unusual punishment.

BTW, I was on a short vacation last month, without internet access. I didn't read or can't remember what happened with your home computer.

Bite the dust, did it? Maybe the computer committed electronic hari-kari because it couldn't handle having to process all the DUmmy material that you have to sift through to generate your great DUmmie FUnnies?

[dirtbiker]

I just want to be informed when the feds shut DU down, or when there is a rash of head explosions, migration or suicides. Please ping me, I have a good bottle of wine waiting

I'll have the wood for the fire piled high, and the pig in the ground, beer in the keg and marshmallows for the roasting. Everyone is welcome!

[dirtbiker]

God is love? Well god let people die all over the South.

God also helps those who help themselves. I dont believe God commanded those people to sit on their "brains" and stare into the teeth of a approaching Cat. IV hurricane....

[dirtbiker]

"Moody Monthly" Not to mention, it was in the periodical section.

Man, to quote a great, Southern humorist, the late Lewis Grizzard, "Damn, Brother! I don't believe I'd told that!"

[imskylark]

Their rant against God leaves me very angry and sad at the same time.

[imskylark]

I wondered how you would respond. I knew it would be good. Ü

[imskylark]

"A merciful God would not make men have to live with women who grouse about their period. "

ROTFLOL!!!!

[Yardstick]

Definitely a classic. I love the peeved body language of the second contestant.

By the way, if you like Far Side, you might check out Jerry Van Amerongen's In The Neighborhood series.

[Purrcival]

"They also like to blab loudly on their cell phones in the ICU of a hospital. This is how you can tell they're DUmmies....the rules are not meant for them!"

...AND they sing show tunes loudly on their cell phones in the ICU. That, in and of itself, should be a crime!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #725.

[PJ-Comix]

Are you sure the DUmmie you met was Distressed American? How do you know his DUmmie name?

[PJ-Comix]

Last week it was worse. Some guy was on a financial website and then called up somebody with that company and discussed his finances with them. And he did it at FULL BLAST! Absolutely no attempt to whisper. Then after the call the guy turns to me and asks me to help him on another website about cars. I just shot him the look of death.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #726.

[PJ-Comix]

Somebody I know will be building me a super duper computer next month. Then I can start Podcasting and perhaps Vodcasting.