DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-05 ("Is Bush Out of Control?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[Purrcival]

Was this report faxed to Capitol Hill Blue by some anonymous person at a Kinko's somewhere in Texas?

The soap opera continues.

Hey, MSM! How about paying some serious attention to Able Danger and the 9/11 Blame Bush Commission???

[Charles Henrickson]

I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy.

Conyers . . . Andy . . . we hardly knew ye.

[Purrcival]

Link to the Smoking Gun entry re: Sheehan's hubby filing for divorce (link from Drudge):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0815051sheehan1.html

[Purrcival]

Dems need to pile on this. . . .

Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right.

...and then they'll proceed to step in it.

[Dont Mention the War]

Isn't this at least the fifth or sixth time Capitol Hill Blue has tried to push this Bush-as-raging-psychopath story? When are they going to get the hint that nobody in RationalLand is buying it?

[Democratshavenobrains]

Anything that keeps the DUmmies stirring in their own impotent hatred is good for this country.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Anything that keeps the DUmmies stirring in their own impotent hatred is good for this country.

[SCALEMAN]

For the DUmmies to criticize anyone for being angry or spouting obscenities is the height of hypocrisy, since they specialize in anger and obscenity.

I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in...

I believe the saying is "the proof is in the puddin" Charles.

[Duke Nukum]

Didn't CHB have a story something like this in 2004?

[CAluvdubya]

Oh my, another THIS HAS LEGS.....BUSH IS TOAST! story. Hasn't anyone yet told the DUmmies that living off your imagination doesn't actually pay any money?

Man I go away for a few days and Cindy's getting a divorce! I am out of touch!

[SCALEMAN]

I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy. I read several of the Sheehan threads trying to figure out why this has become the most important issue in their lives

A portion of them are reliving their glory days in the late 60 's early 70's and their "anti-war", "give peace a chance" days.

Another portion have no grasp of revelancy and project their HATE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH mentality into every aspect of their lives, so this is another straw to grasp at and feed idoitic hope that one of these things will bring him down.

[alnick]

Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.

Capital Hill Blue, huh? Looks like Terrence J. Wilkinson got a job as a beleaguered, overworked White House aide.

[Flux Capacitor]

----I'm seriously worried about his mental stability.----

"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."

----And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.----

Actually, Bush sends himself on these 5-week "vacations" (as if the President of the United States is EVER on "vacation") back to Real America, precisely so he doesn't go full bore looney. Because, you see, very few sane, well-balanced people WANT to spend any length of time amongst the Beltwayheads in Washington.

All George Washington ever wanted to do during his presidency was to get the hell away from the capital (New York, then) and back to Mount Vernon; you don't think that if travel had been as easy in the 1790s as it is now, he wouldn't have spent AT LEAST as much time there as Bush does in Crawford?

----So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her.----

He already did.

----The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.----

WELL THEN! In that case, I shall here and now announce that I'm going to PUBLICLY DEBATE Harry Reid tomorrow afternoon in my garage. And when Harry doesn't show up, that means I WIN! YAY!

Moonbats.

-Dan

[alarm rider]

"and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......"

So is this a threat, veiled or otherwise?

And just what DUmmy has the stones to follow through on this alleged threat?

[Steve0113]

And just what DUmmy has the stones to follow through on this alleged threat?

Not a one. Talk is cheap. But the Secret Service knows that.

[Steve0113]

Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege...

I almost missed this one. Under seige by whom? Sheehan?

[Flux Capacitor]

----Talk is cheap. But the Secret Service knows that.----

That phrase is completely unknown to the Secret Service. Talk about the use of violence against the President, even in jest, and they will make it their business (because it is their business) to find out exactly who you are, guaranteed.

I've sent the FBI links to DUmmie threads once or twice for chuckles.

-Dan

[Choose Ye This Day]

How many "smoking guns" have the DUmmies wet themselves over? How many footballs have there been?

Downing Street memo...

Valerie Plame...

Rathergate National Guard memo...

9/11 Commission report...

What else? Help me out here.

[Purrcival]

Jeff Gannon...

"No" WMD - "Bush lied, thousands died" yadayada

Bush "stole" the election (2000)...

Bush "stole" the election, part Deux (2004)...

RoveGate (oh wait a minute...that comes under Valerie Plame)...