Potential Republican Crack-Up

[Darksheare]

Probably not.
More likely we'll find one maybe in thee months, and maybe another in two.

[scott0347]

I concur. It should be an honor for the troll's thread to be taken over.

[Darksheare]

The most backhanded honor ever.
"Congratulations! We're taking over your thread and using it as troll hunting centraaaaaaal! How does this make you feel?"

LOL!

[NicknamedBob]

It should be an honor -- except that they are trolls, deep cover or not.

They probably wander off trying to think of another screenname that Darksheare won't suspect.

[Darksheare]

They usually make it too easy, yes.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Darksheare can always tell though. Something to do with heck powers. :)

[Darksheare]

Oh, remember "BadPenny"?
Well, he was here earlier as "BadPenny2005".

[Darksheare]

*shrugs*
More closely related to being paranoid.
/ bad joke

[Irish_Thatcherite]

ok.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Hello Monkey!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I guess I don't understand the reasoning behind it.

Did KMB really think that he could peel off moderates with this kind of thing? It seems kind of silly.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Lag time on the other thread was getting very bad. So we moved. Happily the castle is portable.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Tornadoes are hitting Britain and Ireland big time - it's Bush's fault for not signing up to kyoto! < /sarcasm >

Seriously, these islands are getting a lot of whirlwinds these times!!!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

So I've been told!!

[NicknamedBob]

'Face is currently testing some Zot-shielding we developed and is out of communication range at the moment.

Translation: She's powered down because of thunderstorms in her area.

[Tax-chick]

You do have a place you can keep it under lock and key, don't you?

We keep some books on the top shelf of a closet ... ran out of bookshelf space shortly after the last move. I could invite my Dad up to build us a false-wall cabinet, I guess. Then we could buy guns and store them, too.

[NicknamedBob]

I'd like to clear something up about the castle and its portability.

We've moved the castle four times.

The first time was when we saw the impending "End of the Internet" and we had to relocate to another thread. We moved the castle to Loch Ness.

Then, after our "Beer Run," we moved to the Norwegian Sea to rendezvous with our supplier of the "Thrust Ring," a preparatory step to going into outer space.

Next, we flew over the North Pole, settling comfortably into a small bay off the shore of Kauai. We began our extraction of U-know-what from the ocean currents at that point.

Most recently, we have moved the castle, and everything else, to Eniwetok Atoll, where our "Clean-up Operation," scouring the lagoon for leftover U-know-what, is in full swing. They appreciate us here!

But this is only the third Zot! thread we've hi-jacked, and the numbers don't jibe.

Fact is, we don't need to physically move the castle in order to establish a new connection path for our appearances. Tracking down the latest Undead Thread, and starting to post to it, automatically tunes your avatar in to the current castle location. We'll go into the technology of that at a future meeting.

Suffice it to say, stay in touch, complete your assignments, and no one who wants to go will be left behind when we take off for Mars!

[A CA Guy]

They could NEVER get through with even one Hillary thigh.

[Fenris6]

"Big Tentism dilutes the soul. No thanks."

No problem. Just don't bitch when we find ourselves back in the Minority.

[NicknamedBob]

I'll send you FReepmail about your proposed cabinet. But I was only kidding about locking up the book.

It really belongs in your bedroom.