To: Irish_Thatcherite; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; King Prout; ...
I'd like to clear something up about the castle and its portability.
We've moved the castle four times.
The first time was when we saw the impending "End of the Internet" and we had to relocate to another thread. We moved the castle to Loch Ness.
Then, after our "Beer Run," we moved to the Norwegian Sea to rendezvous with our supplier of the "Thrust Ring," a preparatory step to going into outer space.
Next, we flew over the North Pole, settling comfortably into a small bay off the shore of Kauai. We began our extraction of U-know-what from the ocean currents at that point.
Most recently, we have moved the castle, and everything else, to Eniwetok Atoll, where our "Clean-up Operation," scouring the lagoon for leftover U-know-what, is in full swing. They appreciate us here!
But this is only the third Zot! thread we've hi-jacked, and the numbers don't jibe.
Fact is, we don't need to physically move the castle in order to establish a new connection path for our appearances. Tracking down the latest Undead Thread, and starting to post to it, automatically tunes your avatar in to the current castle location. We'll go into the technology of that at a future meeting.
Suffice it to say, stay in touch, complete your assignments, and no one who wants to go will be left behind when we take off for Mars!
717 posted on
08/01/2005 6:25:57 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
If we're at Eniwetok, why can't I get any decent fresh fish?
725 posted on
08/01/2005 6:36:09 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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