Body Cavity Searches to Begin on New York Subway

Men's News Daily ^ | 07/26/2005 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

New York—In a response to the terrorist actions, thousands of New York City’s 4.5 million subway commuters will be asked to participate in a two-for-one special, opening their bags and dropping their drawers for police as they begin the first full work week under unprecedented scrutiny designed to prevent London-style bombings while providing the best available body cavity searches on New Yorkers.

On Sunday, July 24, 2005, a bomb scare that turned out to be a false alarm shut down Pennsylvania Station in Manhattan, disrupting subway and Amtrak trains for an hour. New York police detective Bernard Gifford said police expect no delays in this morning’s commute.

On Friday, when the searches began, “people seemed to be extremely cooperative, and some actually enjoyed it,” he said. “I guess it’s safe to say we’re bringing up the rear.”

When the city announced plans for the random searches last week, it reportedly marked the first time since the 9/11 attacks that passengers using any major city subway system were subjected to random inspection. Now, New Jersey rail commuters and New York City bus and ferry passengers also will face body cavity searches, and police in Washington, D.C., are considering conducting random searches on the capital’s subways as well.

“This is a great idea,” said Anthony Williams, Washington, D.C. mayor. “If this works in D.C., then we’ll work to implement this nationwide. Nothing’s too good for the taxpayer.”

In New York City, lawyers drew up detailed guidelines to make sure citizens’ privacy rights are protected, as well as full sterilization is provided. To avoid singling out passengers based on their appearance, for example, police officers have been instructed to search only minorities, regardless of their numerical order, as they approach station turnstiles. Police could be told to search every fifth, seventh, or tenth minority to enter, for example, targeting Arabs, African-Americans, Hispanics, Chinese and any other non-white patrons.

Police also are telling commuters that they can refuse a request to have their bag searched or body cavity performed and will not be questioned or detained for doing so. However, anyone who refuses a search will reportedly not be allowed into the station.

As of Sunday, Gifford noted, there had been “some yelling” by riders. “These people really want to get on that subway. Besides, this kind of thing is done in Turkey all the time. Look at their crime.”

“Empowering police officers to conduct random searches of individuals without suspicion of criminal wrongdoing constitutes a gross infringement of the fundamental rights and liberties of persons living in a free society,” cried Donna Lieberman, executive director of the NYCLU. She said the searches will do little to enhance public safety. Just another fascist move by a Republican mayor! Here at the NYCLU we work to protect your liberties, not strip them. This is beyond the pale!”

Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said the baggage searches—which will be extended to buses and suburban trains—could continue for weeks, if not months. “So many minorities,” he laughed. “So little time. I know this is a bit intrusive, but government is here to protect you. If it creates some discomfort and makes you late for work, then it’s worth it, because your tax dollars are being spent wisely. No one wants to get rear-ended on the deal.”

Seven million people are said to ride the city’s buses and subways each day, more than half the nation’s daily mass transit riders. Hundreds of thousands of gloves, lubricant and other hygiene items have tapped New York City’s pharmacies bone dry.

“This is great,” yelled Renee Jerald, a 51-year old pharmacist from Long Island. “I’ve been trying to get rid of that KY Jelly for nearly a year. And thanks to Mayor Bloomberg, now I have! You’re the greatest!”

“I'd rather be watched and alive than dead with my privacy intact,” commented Frank Majowicz, a white, 36-year old stock broker from Toms River, N.J., as he hauled a shoulder bag off the Times Square shuttle. “It was great. I walked right through as thirteen African-Americans were being buttonholed. I never felt safer!”

“I don’t have anything to hide . . . I guess they stopped saying they were looking for gangbangers,” snickered Tim Melvin, a 55-year old businessman, returning early from his vacation in the Hamptons. “If I was in the position of the people they are profiling, I’d feel differently. Since I’m not, I’m all for this. Go Bloomberg! Go Bloomberg! Go Bloomberg!”

“I don’t feel safe,” said Mayani Sakat, a 25-year old Arab woman, tiptoeing through a Manhattan subway station. “It’s so frightening. All you hear is the snapping of rubber gloves.”

New York authorities are involved in quite a balancing act—protecting people’s rights and their lives. While searches calm the fears of anxious white commuters, they can also cause resentment among those minorities who feel targeted unfairly.

About 800,000 passenger trips are recorded every weekday on NJ Transit, with about a half-million on buses, 230,000 on trains, and the rest on light rail. The PATH system shuttles tens of thousands of commuters under the Hudson River between Hoboken, Newark and Manhattan, leaving authorities wondering if there’s enough gloves and paper towels to keep the searches up for an indefinite amount of time.

“I hope this lasts,” said Joe Denardi, a 35-year retiree from the NYPD, grinning impishly. “We haven’t done anything like this since the 1960s and I feel so liberated. It’s high time we cleaned up this town! And New Yorkers think it’s terrorism related. I almost pissed my pants I laughed so hard. Give me a Republican or give me death!”

[HighlyOpinionated]

“Empowering police officers to conduct random searches of individuals without suspicion of criminal wrongdoing constitutes a gross infringement of the fundamental rights and liberties of persons living in a free society,” cried Donna Lieberman, executive director of the NYCLU. She said the searches will do little to enhance public safety. Just another fascist move by a Republican mayor! Here at the NYCLU we work to protect your liberties, not strip them. This is beyond the pale!”

How did I get on this Body Cavity Ping? I have a body and my cavities were filled with that stuff that looks like silver, but isn't. I'm too poor for gold fillings.

Different Cavities you say?

I'm so glad that the NYCLU is on the ball and defending the right of persons not to be subjected to body cavity searches. I do so hope that someone who's refused a body cavity search because he's got a couple good sized bombs in his cavities has the opportunity to shake hands with the NYCLU -- forgetting of course that the string from his bombs is not long enough for him to extend his hand without removing the detonator and . . .

Explosion of another kind

photo by Ivan

[HighlyOpinionated]

Dang it, I fell for it this time.

I'm so embare-assed, I just don't know what to do.

I'll get you later. Paybacks are murder.

[NYTexan]

Chris, you are OUT OF CONTROL!!!


LOL! Brings new meaning to the phrase: Takin' one for the team!


Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me kno

[writer33]

I agree. Let's get a rope!

[Lady Jag]

[speedy]

Good job, Chris. Who among us doesn't like a hands-on government? Thanks for bringing us the hole story.

[writer33]

Very funny, HO. I like it. I like it alot.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading and pinging the list, NYT. I appreciate it and glad you enjoyed it.

[nopardons]

Yes, for you. You need to put this in humor, or state it in the title.

[writer33]

You're supposed to be able to figure that out. Besides the link says satire when you click on it.

[writer33]

You went there LJ. Ouch! :) Perfect graphic! Thanks for posting it.

[nopardons]

No it doesn't and this piece isn't funny nor clever.

[writer33]

Who among us doesn't like a hands-on government? Thanks for bringing us the hole story.

Ohhh, speedy. That's bad. It's just bad. Man. :)

[speedy]

Yeah, well, you started it!! :)

[writer33]

Glad you didn't enjoy it then. And yes...if you scroll down the page, the piece is clearly marked satire. To each his own. My advice: don't read it.

[righttackle44]

Is it true that the bookings from San Francisco
to JFK have tripled since they instituted these
searches?

[writer33]

So with your logic: If I jumped off a bridge, it would be okay for you to do it?

:)

[nopardons]

Unfortunately, I read about 1/2 of it. :-(

Fortunately, I didn't read all of it. :-)

[speedy]

Go ahead and jump, Chris. I'm right behind you, I swear.

[NYTexan]

"No it doesn't and this piece isn't funny nor clever."

Lighten up Grace!