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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-05 ("If plamegate fizzles................"
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2005 5:23:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I once knew a guy named Henry who worked at the U.S. Department of Labor. Guess what? Karl Rove no more committed a crime than I just did by revealing that Henry was a Labor Dept. employee. The BIG FACT that is just now starting to seep in with the Liberals is that it is NOT a crime to mention that someone is a CIA employee if that person has not been covert for at least 5 years. If any of you have ever lived in the D.C. area, you will meet people all the time who will flat out tell you that they work for the CIA. The reason is because they are NOT covert so such information may be divulged. Oh, as to the charge that Rove had a grand strategy to discredit Joe Wilson by revealing his wife was the CIA employee who suggested he be sent to Niger, it turns out that it was Robert Novak who told Rove this information. Also Rove mentioned this fact off-the-cuff in the tail end of an interview with Matt Cooper who was discussing another matter with Rove. So now even most liberals realize there was no crime even though many, such as Andrea Mitchell, chant the mantra that “Karl Rove may technically NOT have committed a crime BUT…” But what? And now the DUmmies are becoming worried that their Rove “crime” is just another in a series of liberal fantasy mirages as you can see in this THREAD titled, “If plamegate fizzles................” As usual the DUmmie rants, preparing for disappointment, are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing to enter the Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [brackets]:

If plamegate fizzles................

[If? Try WHEN.]

We don't live in America anymore.

[One of the FUN things about “plamegate” fizzling will be watching the mental meltdown of the DUmmies… Until they latch on to the next “scandal” to get at the EVIL Bush Regime.]

What drive me nuts..is we are going to have to wait as late as october before we hear anything new.

[What will drive you nuts is that you will have to wait until October 2009 to wake up from your dazed disappointment.]

So do we begin pushing the DSM again?

[And if that doesn’t work, start pushing the Jeff Gannon “scandal” again.]

plamegate = DSM

[plamegate = DSM = Gannongate]

To us it does...but even with all the reports in the news about Rove, I don't hear anyone talking about impeaching Shrub. I think with the DSM, we had that.

[Those were the Days my Friend,
We thought they would never End.]

October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

[October 16…A day in which nothing would ever be the same again. Pass this message along to Pied Piper Pitt.]

it won't fizzle. Unfortunately for them, all the talk radio and all the talking points and all the spin in the world probably won't mean a damn to a prosecutor, who, even though Repub, is probably in the 71% who don't like this sort of thing and no doubt is ambitious.

[For this not to fizzle would mean that the prosecutor would have to totally ignore the law that says it is NOT a crime to mention the name of a CIA employee who is NOT covert.]

If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!

[Soon to be discounted down to the 50 DUmmie March.]

The Plame outing and DSM will be drowned...out soon. With no new revalations the Corp Media will move on to another story to grab their viewers and readers.

[I’m looking for a great story soon about Katie Holmes splitting from Tom Cruise when she realizes that he plans to maintain the purity of his tool AFTER their wedding as well.]

Who is stopping Dean, Kerry, Hillary from continuing to speak up on it?

[Good news! Yesterday Barney “My Boy Lollipop” suggested on Hardball that Karl Rove be impeached. For what crime, I haven’t the foggiest idea.]


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To: ReeWalker; gate2wire

See http://www.big-boys.com/articles/throwrocks.html . It's called Why Palestinians Rocks, but it could apply to DUmmies, too.


61 posted on 07/19/2005 7:59:53 AM PDT by rwrcpa1 (April 15. Let's make it just another day.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
you'd think they'd get used to living in perpetual disappointment by now
Ste. Valerie Plame, Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment

And I eagerly await the Ste. Plame Day Massacre, where these idiots go down in Pflames.

Maybe it will become a national holiday, commemorating the actual demise of the radical left wing of the Democrat Party.

62 posted on 07/19/2005 8:00:38 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Rove -- "They've got me surrounded --- the poor bastards")
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To: ReeWalker

"A million DUmmies with rifles..Wonder how many would end up shooting themselves or another DUmmie?"

With any luck, all of them. BTW, I recently lurked over in DUmmieland. One poster over there said that he could be a card-carrying liberal and still be a gun owner. He said that while he was a liberal, he still supported the right of all Americans to keep and bear arms. The response from all the other DUers was to bring out the flamethrowers.


63 posted on 07/19/2005 8:01:12 AM PDT by billnaz (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?)
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To: rwrcpa1
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
64 posted on 07/19/2005 8:02:11 AM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Love the animated Moonbat.

I think we could replace the traditional Democrat Donkey now with the Moonbat and nobody would notice.

65 posted on 07/19/2005 8:02:34 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Rove -- "They've got me surrounded --- the poor bastards")
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To: PJ-Comix
If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!

Keep dreaming Pal and keep using those drugs! Kumbaya Peace Baby! 1960'sHippie

66 posted on 07/19/2005 8:05:20 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have been wondering about that--impeachment. How can someone not elected to an office be impeached?


67 posted on 07/19/2005 8:05:36 AM PDT by MamaB (mom to an angel)
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To: MamaB
How can someone not elected to an office be impeached?

The same way a junior senator from the minority party can be inaugurated even though he's not in the line of succession.

DUmmieland is an alternate universe.

68 posted on 07/19/2005 8:09:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is not in the line of secession.)
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To: PJ-Comix

PLAMEGATE?

It is nothing but Rovebaiting. A partisan witchhunt in Congress and the media.

The blame about Plame is mainly BS that is lame.


69 posted on 07/19/2005 8:12:11 AM PDT by weegee (Re: immigration "Those Syrians are coming to Iraq to do the bombings that Iraqis won't do.")
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To: PJ-Comix
If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!

Taking up arms against this nation???

70 posted on 07/19/2005 8:13:02 AM PDT by weegee (Re: immigration "Those Syrians are coming to Iraq to do the bombings that Iraqis won't do.")
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To: SCALEMAN
I think we could replace the traditional Democrat Donkey now with the Moonbat and nobody would notice.
 
Yeah, I've already made the DUmpster a new logo.........  

71 posted on 07/19/2005 8:16:01 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... So I said "Implants?" ....She hit me!)
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To: rwrcpa1

Have seen that, great isn't it.

One can almost hear the guy, "allah ak...OUCH HOLY SH*T!!!


72 posted on 07/19/2005 8:19:18 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: commonguymd; franksolich; PJ-Comix
I bet Mike Malloy has a direct line to the Rovian compound.

"Hello, Mike? Karl here. Hey, great job on the show last night! Funny stuff. Oh, and bringing in the Stephenson "stalking" story? Nice. Now for tonight's show we want to hit the DSM thing again. Hard. See, Pitt is organizing the Mother Of All Rallies for us on this. . . ."

73 posted on 07/19/2005 8:20:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Mike Malloy, a perfect Rovian plant.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LMAO

I shouldn't laugh though. Got the feeling it is true. It HAS to be. There is no way people fall for this stuff over and over and over,,, unless of course,,, their brains are wired like those of my dogs.


74 posted on 07/19/2005 8:28:51 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: commonguymd

"their brains are wired like those of my dogs."
I have this picture in my head now, "c'mon mopaul and goodboy, we're driving to the RoveBushCheneyRumsfeld impeachment." The DUmmies hop into the backseat and have their heads stuck out the windows, tongues flapping in the wind, the whole way to D.C.


75 posted on 07/19/2005 8:34:09 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: weegee
The blame about Plame is mainly BS that is lame

Do I sense a parody coming from someone? Chas you there?

76 posted on 07/19/2005 8:34:33 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Rove -- "They've got me surrounded --- the poor bastards")
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To: Charles Henrickson
When I first read about that, I was simply amazed that they did not know any better. I have also wondered just what their IQ is to post such nonesense. You are right. They are from an alternate universe. I have been going there for many years and there have been very few times when someone has made sense. Are they all on so much medication that they do not know reality from fiction?
77 posted on 07/19/2005 8:35:18 AM PDT by MamaB (mom to an angel)
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To: SCALEMAN; weegee; PJ-Comix
Do I sense a parody coming from someone? Chas you there?

I think weegee has already pretty well nailed it:

"The blame on Plame is mainly that it's lame . . ."

By George W., I think we've got it!

78 posted on 07/19/2005 8:41:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: commonguymd; SCALEMAN; PJ-Comix; franksolich

Mike Malloy is drawn to this story like the Mouth to the Plame.


79 posted on 07/19/2005 8:45:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Mouth That Roared.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

print it...


80 posted on 07/19/2005 8:48:03 AM PDT by weegee (The blame on Plame is mainly that it's lame . . . - END THE ROVEBAITING NOW!)
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