"their brains are wired like those of my dogs."
I have this picture in my head now, "c'mon mopaul and goodboy, we're driving to the RoveBushCheneyRumsfeld impeachment." The DUmmies hop into the backseat and have their heads stuck out the windows, tongues flapping in the wind, the whole way to D.C.
Except when you arrive in DC, they come to find out that you are taking them to yet another Republican inaugeration.