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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-05 ("If plamegate fizzles................"
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2005 5:23:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I once knew a guy named Henry who worked at the U.S. Department of Labor. Guess what? Karl Rove no more committed a crime than I just did by revealing that Henry was a Labor Dept. employee. The BIG FACT that is just now starting to seep in with the Liberals is that it is NOT a crime to mention that someone is a CIA employee if that person has not been covert for at least 5 years. If any of you have ever lived in the D.C. area, you will meet people all the time who will flat out tell you that they work for the CIA. The reason is because they are NOT covert so such information may be divulged. Oh, as to the charge that Rove had a grand strategy to discredit Joe Wilson by revealing his wife was the CIA employee who suggested he be sent to Niger, it turns out that it was Robert Novak who told Rove this information. Also Rove mentioned this fact off-the-cuff in the tail end of an interview with Matt Cooper who was discussing another matter with Rove. So now even most liberals realize there was no crime even though many, such as Andrea Mitchell, chant the mantra that “Karl Rove may technically NOT have committed a crime BUT…” But what? And now the DUmmies are becoming worried that their Rove “crime” is just another in a series of liberal fantasy mirages as you can see in this THREAD titled, “If plamegate fizzles................” As usual the DUmmie rants, preparing for disappointment, are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing to enter the Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [brackets]:

If plamegate fizzles................

[If? Try WHEN.]

We don't live in America anymore.

[One of the FUN things about “plamegate” fizzling will be watching the mental meltdown of the DUmmies… Until they latch on to the next “scandal” to get at the EVIL Bush Regime.]

What drive me nuts..is we are going to have to wait as late as october before we hear anything new.

[What will drive you nuts is that you will have to wait until October 2009 to wake up from your dazed disappointment.]

So do we begin pushing the DSM again?

[And if that doesn’t work, start pushing the Jeff Gannon “scandal” again.]

plamegate = DSM

[plamegate = DSM = Gannongate]

To us it does...but even with all the reports in the news about Rove, I don't hear anyone talking about impeaching Shrub. I think with the DSM, we had that.

[Those were the Days my Friend,
We thought they would never End.]

October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

[October 16…A day in which nothing would ever be the same again. Pass this message along to Pied Piper Pitt.]

it won't fizzle. Unfortunately for them, all the talk radio and all the talking points and all the spin in the world probably won't mean a damn to a prosecutor, who, even though Repub, is probably in the 71% who don't like this sort of thing and no doubt is ambitious.

[For this not to fizzle would mean that the prosecutor would have to totally ignore the law that says it is NOT a crime to mention the name of a CIA employee who is NOT covert.]

If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!

[Soon to be discounted down to the 50 DUmmie March.]

The Plame outing and DSM will be drowned...out soon. With no new revalations the Corp Media will move on to another story to grab their viewers and readers.

[I’m looking for a great story soon about Katie Holmes splitting from Tom Cruise when she realizes that he plans to maintain the purity of his tool AFTER their wedding as well.]

Who is stopping Dean, Kerry, Hillary from continuing to speak up on it?

[Good news! Yesterday Barney “My Boy Lollipop” suggested on Hardball that Karl Rove be impeached. For what crime, I haven’t the foggiest idea.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

I knew what was coming.


21 posted on 07/19/2005 5:52:11 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: SCALEMAN
I really hope the Frankster said that.

I can confirm to you that he did. Heard it with my own ears. Almost fell out of my chair.

22 posted on 07/19/2005 5:54:00 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: PJ-Comix
October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Mocking the DUmmies like that. . . .

October 16: THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!

Again.

23 posted on 07/19/2005 5:54:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It's no wonder that a thread a while back from DUmmieland was a "What kind of meds do you take" Q&A session amongst the DUmmies. Many of these people are on multiple psychotropic drugs. Whow knew?? LOL!!!!


24 posted on 07/19/2005 5:58:15 AM PDT by Space Wrangler
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To: Charles Henrickson

We listened to the Michael Malloy show last night, and tried to call in, but got nowhere; were blocked out, ignored, by the telephone handlers.

It was weird, listening to Michael Malloy get hysterical about Karl Rove.....one wonders if he in fact is not a "Rove plant".


25 posted on 07/19/2005 6:03:02 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued--the Torah)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, I think you've found a new acronym!

LFM = Liberal Fantasy Mirage

26 posted on 07/19/2005 6:04:21 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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To: ReeWalker
Has anyone kept a total of all the fizzles in DUmmie land??

They fizzle so fast-and-furious that it's easy to lose track. In any case, you'd think they'd get used to living in perpetual disappointment by now, but no....every little hint of a possible scandal is enough to send them soaring to the heights of euphoria. No wonder they're all on meds.

27 posted on 07/19/2005 6:05:42 AM PDT by shezza (God Bless Our Troops)
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To: SCALEMAN

Check out the Hardball transcripts. It was "impeach." DUmmies are talking the same way.


28 posted on 07/19/2005 6:08:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Did someone call?"

29 posted on 07/19/2005 6:08:54 AM PDT by shezza (God Bless Our Troops)
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To: Bahbah
I really hope the Frankster said that.
I can confirm to you that he did. Heard it with my own ears. Almost fell out of my chair.

This is great. Wonder if there is a transcript somewhere. I would love to have that.

An honest to God congress critter actually calling for the 'impeachment' of a non-elected official?

Does the Frankster post at DU, cause that is their mentality.

30 posted on 07/19/2005 6:09:45 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Rove -- "They've got me surrounded --- the poor bastards")
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To: PJ-Comix
October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

October 31, actually, is the day when the Great Pumpkin comes.

31 posted on 07/19/2005 6:10:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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To: PJ-Comix
On the 16th, I believe.

You said, "I believe"! Bless you!!!

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

32 posted on 07/19/2005 6:11:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They never learn.)
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To: shezza
They fizzle so fast-and-furious that it's easy to lose track.

I remember back in early December when the DUmmies were popping their champaign corks in celebration of Kerry's impending inauguration. I think it had something to do with the filing of an obscure legal paper in a small Ohio courtroom but I can't be sure. There were so many such fizzles that I've lost track. All I remember is the widespread JUBILATION in DUmmieland at the time.

33 posted on 07/19/2005 6:13:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Check out the Hardball transcripts. It was "impeach." DUmmies are talking the same way

I will later when I have some more time.
I have never joined the DUmp and actually quit lurking over there some time ago, but now would be a great time to join up and post that, then see how many jump on it just to see the gross stupidity.

34 posted on 07/19/2005 6:13:22 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Rove -- "They've got me surrounded --- the poor bastards")
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To: PJ-Comix

Give the DUmmies false hope so much is kind of cruel. Lets keep doing it.


35 posted on 07/19/2005 6:20:50 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
So do we begin pushing the DSM again?

I would start with the National Guard story again,the phony documents for that one are should be done.
The new phony DSM papers will still take a couple of months.

36 posted on 07/19/2005 6:22:56 AM PDT by carlr
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To: shezza
Who dumped a truckload of Fizzles into the DUmmie swimming pool?....Uhhh, you're talking about Freepers, sir....Of course I'm talking about Freepers, you TWERP!!


37 posted on 07/19/2005 6:24:51 AM PDT by NRA1995 (West Virginia needs neurosurgeons like San Francisco needs gynecologists)
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To: PJ-Comix
All I remember is the widespread JUBILATION in DUmmieland at the time.

Ah, but it's the aftermath that's so much fun to watch. ;o)


38 posted on 07/19/2005 6:26:08 AM PDT by shezza (God Bless Our Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

"...a prosecutor, who, even though Repub, is probably in the 71% who don't like this sort of thing and no doubt is ambitious."

Be careful what you ask for. The Plame investigation is headed towards charges that Wilson, Plane, and the NYT leaked classified info to each other and misrepresented that info to the public to try to influence 04 election.

Like Mary Mapes, Plame will remind Amercians that they can't trust your stalking horse, the MSM. And without the MSM to run point for the Dems - by distorting the truth and omitting facts - the Dems will never win another presidency or regain control of Congress.

Have fun wandering the political wilderness for the next decade.


39 posted on 07/19/2005 6:34:27 AM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: ReeWalker
Wonder how many would end up shooting themselves or another DUmmie?

None - they're afraid to put the bullets in.

40 posted on 07/19/2005 6:41:46 AM PDT by nina0113
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