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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-05 ("If plamegate fizzles................"
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2005 5:23:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I once knew a guy named Henry who worked at the U.S. Department of Labor. Guess what? Karl Rove no more committed a crime than I just did by revealing that Henry was a Labor Dept. employee. The BIG FACT that is just now starting to seep in with the Liberals is that it is NOT a crime to mention that someone is a CIA employee if that person has not been covert for at least 5 years. If any of you have ever lived in the D.C. area, you will meet people all the time who will flat out tell you that they work for the CIA. The reason is because they are NOT covert so such information may be divulged. Oh, as to the charge that Rove had a grand strategy to discredit Joe Wilson by revealing his wife was the CIA employee who suggested he be sent to Niger, it turns out that it was Robert Novak who told Rove this information. Also Rove mentioned this fact off-the-cuff in the tail end of an interview with Matt Cooper who was discussing another matter with Rove. So now even most liberals realize there was no crime even though many, such as Andrea Mitchell, chant the mantra that “Karl Rove may technically NOT have committed a crime BUT…” But what? And now the DUmmies are becoming worried that their Rove “crime” is just another in a series of liberal fantasy mirages as you can see in this THREAD titled, “If plamegate fizzles................” As usual the DUmmie rants, preparing for disappointment, are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing to enter the Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [brackets]:

If plamegate fizzles................

[If? Try WHEN.]

We don't live in America anymore.

[One of the FUN things about “plamegate” fizzling will be watching the mental meltdown of the DUmmies… Until they latch on to the next “scandal” to get at the EVIL Bush Regime.]

What drive me nuts..is we are going to have to wait as late as october before we hear anything new.

[What will drive you nuts is that you will have to wait until October 2009 to wake up from your dazed disappointment.]

So do we begin pushing the DSM again?

[And if that doesn’t work, start pushing the Jeff Gannon “scandal” again.]

plamegate = DSM

[plamegate = DSM = Gannongate]

To us it does...but even with all the reports in the news about Rove, I don't hear anyone talking about impeaching Shrub. I think with the DSM, we had that.

[Those were the Days my Friend,
We thought they would never End.]

October is when the grand jury investigation ends. On the 16th, I believe.

[October 16…A day in which nothing would ever be the same again. Pass this message along to Pied Piper Pitt.]

it won't fizzle. Unfortunately for them, all the talk radio and all the talking points and all the spin in the world probably won't mean a damn to a prosecutor, who, even though Repub, is probably in the 71% who don't like this sort of thing and no doubt is ambitious.

[For this not to fizzle would mean that the prosecutor would have to totally ignore the law that says it is NOT a crime to mention the name of a CIA employee who is NOT covert.]

If It Fails...I am one in the million man march with a rifle!

[Soon to be discounted down to the 50 DUmmie March.]

The Plame outing and DSM will be drowned...out soon. With no new revalations the Corp Media will move on to another story to grab their viewers and readers.

[I’m looking for a great story soon about Katie Holmes splitting from Tom Cruise when she realizes that he plans to maintain the purity of his tool AFTER their wedding as well.]

Who is stopping Dean, Kerry, Hillary from continuing to speak up on it?

[Good news! Yesterday Barney “My Boy Lollipop” suggested on Hardball that Karl Rove be impeached. For what crime, I haven’t the foggiest idea.]


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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

You must have been over at the other conservative web-site, sir; yeah, July 19 is the birthday.

<<having a most excellent day.


101 posted on 07/19/2005 3:32:41 PM PDT by franksolich ("I trust her all the way to the bank"--Baghdad Beth, on Diane Feinstein)
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To: franksolich

Well Happy Birthday!!!!
Have a good one!!!!


102 posted on 07/19/2005 3:38:05 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

All I want for the birthday is for George Bush to name either Robert Bork or John Ashcroft to the Supreme Court--makes no difference which one, they're both good--to see DUmmieland explode.

And Nina Totenberg of National Palestinia--er, Public, Radio, too.


103 posted on 07/19/2005 3:40:07 PM PDT by franksolich ("I trust her all the way to the bank"--Baghdad Beth, on Diane Feinstein)
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To: franksolich
Happy Birthday.

BTW, got a slight case of heatstroke today. Beat. Will DUFU next tomorrow.

104 posted on 07/19/2005 3:46:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich

I don't think it will matter who he names...Their heads will be poppin as soon as he speaks....LOL


105 posted on 07/19/2005 3:51:18 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker; franksolich
I don't think it will matter who he names...Their heads will be poppin as soon as he speaks....LOL

No kidding but if Bush named Ashcroft or Bork.....Bang! The one DUmmie with that rifle will get so discombobulated that he will surly do some damage to the others! Not a good "situation"

Happy Birthday davidallen....er...frank (Geez, that's still making me laugh. You should change it anyway)! I really hope you get your birthday wish!

106 posted on 07/19/2005 4:21:34 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Yoo-Hoo, Ms, Plame. Ollie, ollie, oxen free. Come out, come out, whever you are!)
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To: ReeWalker

They'll shoot their eyes out kid...


107 posted on 07/19/2005 4:33:45 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What's goin' in the DUmpster right now:

"This cannot fly. I am so freaking angry. That sorry MFer * is giving the finger to all of us. Oooh I hate him."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1639265&mesg_id=1639338


108 posted on 07/19/2005 5:35:16 PM PDT by Checkers
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To: PJ-Comix

"DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-05 ("If plamegate fizzles................""


If?

IF? bwaaaahhhhaaahhhhaaahhhhaahhhhaaa....


109 posted on 07/19/2005 5:36:55 PM PDT by Checkers
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To: franksolich

Well it looks like you're not getting your birthday wish....But heads are a poppin.....LOL


110 posted on 07/19/2005 5:38:56 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

Go to bloggers and personal in FR, and look for the "Defaming of FR" thread--a good read.

(Too lazy to get link.)


111 posted on 07/19/2005 5:45:20 PM PDT by franksolich ("I trust her all the way to the bank"--Baghdad Beth, on Diane Feinstein)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list


112 posted on 07/19/2005 6:06:51 PM PDT by Shazbot29 (If you paid attention you'd be worried, too!)
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To: franksolich

Interesting to say the least.
Here's the link:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1446347/posts


113 posted on 07/19/2005 6:11:48 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

I ain't sure, or nothin - but I think you still meant a different thread to ping to. Not the DU funnies.


114 posted on 07/19/2005 6:18:55 PM PDT by JLO
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To: franksolich

That is very interesting. Beth strikes again. She is quite the hit and run, isn't she? Nary a word she speaks in answer to the money questions. I honestly don't think she has any idea how much was collected. There are only maybe one or two people that can give that info, depending if Andy had Ted on the bank account. If not...probate.


115 posted on 07/19/2005 6:56:30 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Yoo-Hoo, Ms, Plame. Ollie, ollie, oxen free. Come out, come out, wherever you are!)
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To: CAluvdubya
If not...probate.

That could be a mess....
116 posted on 07/19/2005 6:58:36 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: CAluvdubya; All

Just want to say "THANKS" to all who wished me well and told me to "Get over it"...LOL...I'm upright today YEAH!!!!!!!!


117 posted on 07/19/2005 7:01:13 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker
think about it, though. If Ted is not on that account, then he cannot access that money. I find it hard to imagine that Andy thought this through. Ted is not a spouse in the eyes of the law. I would assume that Andy's mother will have to clear things up but it just might all have to go through probate.

Any idea if that would make the monies public?

118 posted on 07/19/2005 7:02:23 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Yoo-Hoo, Ms, Plame. Ollie, ollie, oxen free. Come out, come out, wherever you are!)
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To: ReeWalker
I'm upright today YEAH!!!!!!!!

glad to hear it! Now you know that vacuuming will do severe damage and you must NEVER vacuum again! LOL

119 posted on 07/19/2005 7:04:45 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Yoo-Hoo, Ms, Plame. Ollie, ollie, oxen free. Come out, come out, wherever you are!)
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To: CAluvdubya
think about it, though. If Ted is not on that account, then he cannot access that money. I find it hard to imagine that Andy thought this through. Ted is not a spouse in the eyes of the law. I would assume that Andy's mother will have to clear things up but it just might all have to go through probate. Any idea if that would make the monies public?

I really don't have a clue about all that probate stuff....I'm sure someone on here would have some idea..
120 posted on 07/19/2005 7:06:30 PM PDT by ReeWalker (GET OVER IT!!!)
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