DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Darkwolf377]

The new DUmmie motto: "Talk is cheap, and if it costs anything, someone else will pay for it"

[Sally'sConcerns]

Darn, you're right! They've forgotten their secret conversion tewl...
BouncyBall

Faster than a speeding bullet...
BouncyBall

Able to leap tall buildings.....
BouncyBall

Able to convert evil Rethugs with just one small conversation....

IT'S BOUNCYBALL !!

(of course she might have been suffering from deflation or a slow leak)

[SCALEMAN]

We already started our celebration, the President asks, he will receive, our flag is out!!

I have had a flag of lights over my garage since 9/11. It comes on at dusk and goes off at dawn.

[JLO]

LOL! Thanks for posting that funny again; I forgot to save it before...got it now!

[Charles Henrickson]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

Strike one:

Strike two:

Strike three:

You're out.

[SCALEMAN]

Charles... Cards 2.. Reds 1.. bottom of the 9th.. 2 out..

[visualops]

Rove's comment was about the groups like Moveon.org, not specifically the Dem politicians, that's why he had nothing to apologize for or retract, because what he said was absolutely true.
What Rove said was “Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.” Conservatives, he said, “saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war.”
He added that groups linked to the Democratic Party made the mistake of calling for “moderation and restraint” after the terrorist attacks.

[Darkwolf377]

LOL!!!!!

Yep, them Dems sure are the party o' the little guy, eh? Just into baseball, apple pie and hangin' with the other blue collar folks in the neighborhood.

[SCALEMAN]

hangin' with the other blue collar folks in the neighborhood

The folks in my neighborhod don't wind surf and snow board at exclusive resorts.

[JLO]

[Purrcival]

...They [Dem leaders] continue with their measured rhetoric...

"Measured" rhetoric?

Measured rhetoric?!

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

They always say, "Bush is bad, Bush is wrong," and so on.

Naah, they don't say that. They say, "f***in' bush is so f***in' bad!!!" or "g*dd*amn that f***in' chimp!!! i hate him SO f***in' much!!!"

[Purrcival]

Dems...after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get sh*t on every time.

Here. Let me fix this:

Republicans...after compromise after compromise with the Dems, that when they want a small portion of good will they get sh*t on every time.

There. All better now.

[Purrcival]

...all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP,...

Oopsie, another one that needs to be fixed...

...all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the DemocRATS...

There. All better.

For lurking DUmmies, who am I talking about? That's easy! Howard Dean, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy, Barbara Boxer, Robert KKK Byrd, Nancy Pelosi, John Conyers, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, The Hildabeast, Joseph Biden Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, and the rest of Err/Scare America, moveon.org, Bob Fitrakis and democrats.com, Michael Stinson and takebackthemedia.com, WillPitt and trouthout.org and PDA, George Soros, and so on...

[Purrcival]

Just 11 short months and we'll all be celebrating with you, Speedy! It will just whiz by...

[Charles Henrickson]

These are Fake Pancreatic Cancer patients checking in to Johns Hopkins. The writing on their bellies is to make sure the surgeon doesn't actually cut them.

[speed_addiction]

Just 11 short months and we'll all be celebrating with you, Speedy! It will just whiz by...

You know the expression, "Kick ass and take names?" Well, I have a list of names already. The ass kicking begins May 11, 2006.

[Purrcival]

Karl Rove never actually came out and said "Democrats" when he made that remark. He said "liberals". But the Democrats went nuts afterward and pretty much outed themselves as being the liberals they were trying to convince everyone they were not. A master stroke by the master himself.

[Purrcival]

Maybe he was wearing a Camp Gitmo tee-shirt.

[Purrcival]

Forgot a few...

Gore, Kerry, Durbin.