DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

You make a good point, PJ. And let's see...we have a Socialist group that...
...blames a certain group of their fellow citizens for all their nation's problems...
...claim said group betrayed the country so that they could become wealthy...
...openly hate said group and state so publically at every opportunity...
...and openly talk about taking over the country and doing lethal physical harm to their opponents.
Know who that sounds like to me? Well, I can't tell you, because I swore off comparing people to the Nazis after what happened with Dick Durbin, so let's move on.

Fight dirty, go negative early and often.

"We can prove we're right, through hate!"

Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game!

That's why you're getting shellacked so often. We're done with the "silent majority" schtick, this country is a Republic and we're going to have the majority running things, thank you.

Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

"We must stop climbing these mountains, and must stay in the valleys," cried the slug, leaving a trail of slime as he descended down the side of an anthill.

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

"And I don't want to hear any of you making any 'karate' noises while we're doing it, all will comply with the standard battlecry, 'YYYEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!!!'"

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

If you really think acting like an even more rabid bunch of hateful nutcases is the way to victory, you had really, really better get used to being the minority party.

Maybe they could have called him a "faggot," which is how a local Dem operative handled me when I protested a screening of Fahrenheit 9/11. Or maybe they could have shot up GOP HQ, or put a hat on the guy so the Teamsters would know who to beat up.

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing!

Ooh yeah, I can feel the GOP majority shrinking every time he opens his fat mouth and embarasses himself on national TV. It's a guerilla tactic for a new century!

Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire.

Right! Fight fire with fire! Make fun of people's lesbian daughters! When the President says "I honor Senator Kerry's service," go out and say "How dare he question Kerry's patriotism like that!" When the President lets a particular enormously fat Senator help write the education bill, have that same Senator spend the next four years treating the President as if he's Hitler in a cowboy hat. Yeah, that's fire with fire, baby!

Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

Yeah, what the heck have Dick Durbin, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi been doing? How dare they suck up to Chimpy like that!

Yep, calling the President a torturer, coward, incompetent, racist...going along to get along, those old softies.

They continue with their measured rhetoric

"Loser"..."Nazis, Pol Pot, Stalin's Gulag"..."He betrayed this country"...

They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

Well hey, just bypass them. Buy up TV and radio time, and promote DU. The masses are sure to draft hundreds of DUmmies to represent them at every level of government after they see how sane and egalitarian you all are.

Yes, that must be why every Dem in sight accusing the President of desertion, treason and race hatred worked so well and got John Kerry elected.

Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME. WHEN are we gonna realize that?

Here's a hint: They already did. The problem is they missed the part where the charges have to be somewhere in the neighborhod of the truth, rather than 180 degrees out from it.

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator.

If the Dem "shriek and lie" strategy worked, he would be, but no matter how many times you said it, you couldn't turn "Max is a real patriot, but he's made some bad national security decisions" into "Max is an evil unpatriotic scumbag who never did anything for his country." To be frank (even if it will damage the comedic value of my post) the Cleland situation made me furious, because here was a guy who was always 100% up front about the fact that his injuries were caused by an accident, not combat, a man who tried to refuse his medal when it was first awarded, and John Kerry and his swift boat pukes turned this guy into a prop, and used him to slander a man who served honorably and volunteered for combat twice. If that's what these DUmmies want for political strategy, they can have it, and we'll have 65 Senate seats before too long.

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

They're going to keep bringing hand-to-hand weapons to a gunfight. Stupid DUmmies.

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