[PJ-Comix]

Before I get to my usual humliating grovel for a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories PLUS other goodies), allow me to flag you to this HILARIOUS FR thread titled, Pastor Hinn in Nigerian Money Row. Apparently Benny Hinn after years spent scamming money from others has himself gotten scammed. And the way he got scammed was incredible. Yes, many others have been scammed by the Nigerians but Hinn outdid them all by TRAVELING to Nigeria only to get scammed to the tune of about $4 million. He GULLIBLY walked straight into that scam. Hey, almost anyone else hears the name "Nigeria" and you KNOW there is a scam not far behind but Benny got taken hook, line, and sinker. This episode should be broadcast as "The Benny Hinn Show." BTW, if anybody out there can find the video of Benny Hinn losing his cool on stage in Nigeria when he finally realized he got scammed, please post the link here.

Okay, and now to my daily humiliating grovel... If anybody out there knows Mary Matalin, please tell her to contact me at: PJ-Comix. I actually DO have a way for Simon & Schuster to revive the sales of their out of print books in a BIG way. Of course, ol' PJ here will be asking for a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories PLUS other goodies) deal in return.

Probably no AM DUFU tomorrow since I have to split out early.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[DocRock]

I thought some DUmmie would have a rant about the evil drug companies making all those skillions of dollars from their plight and how there should be a law to give them free drugs... I guess those meds are worth the price. /sarc

[Charles Henrickson]

[Effexor. Hey, that sounds like a great DUmmie screen name!]

You must be thinking of sfexpat2000, Undie Stephenson's fundraising manager.

[Choose Ye This Day]

[Charles Henrickson]

tom cruise can kiss my lily white ass!

Is that you, Undie Stephenson?

[carlr]

Maybe dems win it next time and someone will have the guts to get national health insurance passed.

Incredible.It speaks volumes to the mental condition of the far left.
There is no strength,responsibility,resolve,or even a remote pragmatic view of the reality of living and how to deal with the disappointments and setbacks.I suppose throwing God on the dung heap has something to do with their hopeless outlook on life.
Imagine the levels taxes would have to be raised to if socialized health care fully comes about and these parasites in waiting can medicate themselves to no end on our dime.

[freedumb2003]

Tom Cruise is one of the BIGGEST lib contributors out there!!! He is an admitted admirer and strong supporter of Hitlery (and her husband before her, BJ).

God, I love it when they eat their own!

[bray]

Wonder how long before someone starts an "I'm committing suicide", thread?? These guys are this wacked with medication!?

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

[NeoCaveman]

[About 75% of all DUmmies are taking strong antidepressants and the other 25% are LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Lousy Freeper Troll reporting for duty!

[kenth]

drugged up & out DUmmie ping

[Deetes]

Mental Midgets ....

[doug from upland]

THE DUMMIES HAVE BEEN HONORED IN SONG

[CarlEOlsoniii]

It really is pretty bad tonight over there. I never thought I would find anyone who spelt "quiz" = "kwiz".
Then again, they are probably a bunch of twelve year old precocious jerk-offs on pills

[SCALEMAN]

One pill makes you bigger
One pill makes you small
But the ones mother gives you
don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
when she's 10 feet tall

[groanup]

One other thing about Physic meds is though...For myself, it has helped my self esteem immensely. I used to have a real problem with that, but since I have been on anti depressants, it has boosted my saritonin levels to the point that I am on top of the world.

Proof that the self esteem program in government schools doesn't work. All DUmmies need is home schooling and psychic meds. Alas, they get none of the former and scads of the latter. Say, if you're on top of the world, does it feel anything like the warm fuzzy I get from whiskey every Saturday night?

[Dr.Hilarious]

This thread answers a lot of questions I have about DU...

As for Tom Cruise, putting aside that I hate to give any credit to anyone dopey enough to fall for a scam put out by a writer who ADMITTED he wanted to invent a religion to make millions, I was actually pleased with Cruise's rant, even though he was wrong with much of it. As someone who's seen kids on the stuff they put them on, my opinions about all this stuff, ADD, etc. would take too long to put down. But I am having a ton of fun listening to the drug and psychotherapy victims, uh users whining about someone daring to offer ANY word of criticism.

[Dr.Hilarious]

"Coming from a family with a strong history of mental health"

Anyone else find that one puzzling?

I bet a lot of people who are nuts say "But my family has a strong history of mental health!!!!" as they're getting 'em into the straitjacket.

[gidget7]

""Every professor at University on meds"

Not surprised in the least!! Only surprised the DUmmies admit to it.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Amazing! What did we ever do when every mothers son was not a victim of something? After reading this it is miracle the human race has survived. Think about it.........if we didn't have all these miracle drugs, seat belts, bike helmets, safety glass, air bags, floatation devices, safety glasses, hard hats, safety harnesses, 5 mph bumpers, head rests, ergonomic keyboards............ we would have all gone the way of the dinosaur in my lifetime. We couldn't possibly survive without their learned, cram it down our throats, advice now could we?

 

We are truly blessed by the liberal "we know better than you" mindset!

 

You are all free to throw up anytime you have had enough..........LOL

[An Old Marine]

To tell you the truth, I can't bring myself to mock the DUmmies too much for this one. Sure, they're pathetic and miserable, but hey, mental illness is nothing to sneeze at.

OK I agree that mocking someone for illness is wrong. Here's the thing though. Somehow these poor paranoid loonies opinions are accepted as equally valid to those of us that keep the country going with our jobs, taxes, and other sacrifices.

Its the classic story of the lunatics trying to run the asylum.

[NRA1995]

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
To call Alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head"